Dean Cain said ‘Tons of People’ were at the 250th. If we do the math, a ton of MAGA is only 7 people.

Word is that Mitch may be experiencing the last glitch.

This is a real Trumpian move. Gov. Jared Polis fired two members of his clemency board after they spoke out against his decision to commute the prison sentence of election denier Tina Peters. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/01/u...

Senile Satan: “I talk with dead people.”

6 feet 3 inches tall, with weight listed as 224 pounds. 🥴😂🥴

“I do find it a bit concerning that I’m a bold-faced liar.”

Thinking about heading out to Trump’s State Fair tonight for some alone time.

Thinking about heading out to Trump’s State Fair tonight for some alone time.

Every Supreme Court decision, it’s a roll of the dice whether they’ll support democratic values, and when they do, they just barely do.

Where the fuck is Mitch McConnell and why are shady ass republicans not telling anyone?

More Republicans voted with Democrats today than all the attendees at trumps embarrassing state fair.

“I don’t care what the Supreme Court says. I’m still deporting Rosie O’Donnell.” — Senile Satan, siesta enthusiast and sexual predator.

There are fewer transgender athletes in the NCAA than there are women who have publicly accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct.

Stephen Miller is so upset at the Supreme Court, he's planning on drinking all night.

Stephen Miller is now having a really bad morning and I love that for him.

Trump was metaphorically TKO’d today. Thanks to all the lawyers who are fighting the good fight. Thanks to all of you for resisting and pushing back. Keep fighting. We will win.

Status: not missing Eric Adams

Dr. Oz was on stage with Dean Cain talking about how great the crowd was at the Trump Fyre Festival 250, so TMZ’s videographer panned the camera to reveal the complete opposite. 😂

NEW: A federal judge ordered Trump to permanently abandon his efforts to suspend funding for a $16 billion rail tunnel under the Hudson River, describing those attempts as “flagrantly” illegal. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/29/n...

This fair looks so fun! -said no one ever

Someone take the fucking superglue from this gaudy corpse…

Dusting off my long-neglected Substack account and writing some things. Enjoy.

Pay up deadbeat or she’ll put liens on your properties.

"The Reflecting Pool reflects something even worse than the narcissism and incompetence at the core of this administration. It's the corruption. The brazen, blatant corruption. Corruption on a scale never seen before in American history in any administration." -President Biden

The US Supreme Court confirms what we’ve known all along: Donald Trump is a sex abuser.

Some wins to celebrate today.

More of his supporters showed up to hang his vice president than attend his crappy “Great American State Fair” on the National Mall.

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This is the "Christianity" the right is pushing Indoctrinated parishioners and desensitized kids We CANNOT allow these dangerous people to push this shit on us #Resist

They can close the Fyre Fair because of the weather, but they’ll never take away our FREEEDOM or typos. Many people don’t know there are three E’s in Freeedum.

This is absolutely perfect. 👌

I have an update on Betty, the only person I’ve ever posted a GFM for because I know her so well. She desperately needs our help. If you can lend a hand, it would be greatly appreciate it. If not, I completely understand. A repost reaches far and wide, and it’s free. gofund.me/c20d8437e

Sunday night market manipulation. It’s like clockwork.

Nothing says "Happy 250th birthday America" quite like a baptism tent with an Israeli flag on the National Mall

If you’re still into social distancing, you might want to check out that Great American State Fair.

So, they say there is no separation of church and state. To that I say, tax the churches.

This doesn’t really need a clever caption…

We are living in a time of emboldened racism. It's like the 1950s, only sadder because we actually went through a few decades when most people knew better. (Or at least knew to keep quiet in public.)

The irony of Republicans establishing Sharia-like laws while railing against the imaginary threat of Sharia Laws…

Imagine writing “Springtime for Hitler” as satire, believing that freak was safely in the past, and then living long enough to see the next incarnation of him show up to take power, but this time in your own country. Mel Brooks, who turns 100 on Sunday, has seen a lot.

Things are getting weird at the state fair.

Seems like a good time to circulate this again.

The Ten Commandments are on the walls. Chaplains can be school counselors. There is already an optional curriculum using Bible stories. Now, they want ALL public school students to be taught from the Bible. This is indoctrination. abcnews.com/US/wireStory...

Reflecting Pool Coating Supplier’s Statement Conflicts With Trump’s Sabotage Claim Manufacturer cites “finish-coat separation” issue, no mention of box cutters meidasnews.com/news/reflect...

Okay I admit it. I cut a 350 foot gash in the reflecting pool with a box cutter. Took me a couple days. Can’t believe no one stopped me. A couple national guard guys gave me a high five. Anyway, just wanted to clear things up about what actually happened.

The lines are insane to get into Trump’s State Fair.

A Dem governor commuted this wacky election deniers 9 year sentence for attempting to influence a public servant, conspiracy to commit criminal impersonation, violation of duty & other crimes & now shes free to continue the lies in future elections. If shes too sick for prison, shes too sick to TV.

PRIORITIES. 🙄