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Japanese TV commercial for Super Mario Land 2 on Game Boy, which gives you a plasticine look at the worlds in the 1992 follow-up of the handheld's launch title. The game also introduces Wario, who appears in the commercial, as spoiler culture isn't a thing yet #gaming #retro #Nintendo 🎮

i wonder what the oldest human organ is it seems like over 100 is pretty easy can any organs be donated more than once? that would pump the number up

"Regrettably, the PlayOnline ID cannot be transferred to a Square Enix account or retrieved anymore due to the account's age, as the recovery is beyond the permitted time frame." 😧💀

i've developed a lil obsession with trying to recover my FFXI account from ye olde 2003-2004. i've got obnoxiously close, even found my original box and manual with the game codes and all. managed to find email backups that go back to, very annoyingly, 2005. all to access a barely used account

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

He kept getting pulled over because a db typo switched a "0" with a "O" and Flock Safety kept flagging him as wanted. This could be a life or death situation if a cop is in a mood. End Flock. End mass surveillance. Learn about your local cameras here: deflock.org

what americans want: progressive policies who runs on those: progressives despite how it looks, this little puzzle is more complex than you could possibly imagine

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Genuinely hilarious to base this entire rant on three Instagram likes from Mamdani's wife

I miss when dying seemed like the worst thing the future holds

By the way you don't have to hate AI to switch to Linux. If you do truly hate AI you should strongly consider switching because the future of MacOS and Windows is definitely AI everything all the time. But even if you don't hate AI you should still switch to Linux. Everyone should switch to Linux.

(reading a story book to children voice) nasty hasan says that pirates are 'pretty cool' *flips page* but pirates STEAL!

they'll welcome warmongering psychopaths and far-right influencers with open arms so long as they won't push for higher taxes on the wealthy. once you do that they'll be digging through your trash looking for things to pretend to be outraged over

the real problem with hasan is he doesn't support israel's genocide and he advocates for higher taxes on the wealthy. that's it. those are the only two opinions that bar you from the democrat 'big tent'

one of these shows has 100x the budget of the olympics the other is having a wank

it's hard to imagine we have a livable future there's so much happening on so many different fronts that it's impossible to stay on top of it all, much of it is existential not just for the united states but the world a handful of people who don't care about us, in fact hate us, are taking control

A “former Palantir executive recently confirmed what many have long suspected. In a public stmt, the whistleblower said it plainly: Palantir intended to take over the US government, & many of his former colleagues are now installed inside the federal apparatus. He called it an occupied nation.” 1/

it always throws me when dems attempt to deploy "unamerican" as a case against somebody look around, idiot

I dunno, it kinda feels like y'all are treating Mr. Beast as though he made a joke about robbing The Louvre

wild to see bluesky doing the “bluesky doesn’t get jokes” but like app-wide and about the louvre

he smashed rick scott's brain rick scott, the largest healthcare fraudster in united states history who walks around freely outside of any jail, has been forced by hasan's joke to wander from news channel to news channel muttering "hasan said to kill me" it's one of the most ultimate owns ever

earth-life experienced a catastrophe unlike any other in the universe; a pandemic that triggered the complete reversal of their course of history. they slowly unwound each and every coil of knowledge they'd painstakingly woven over thousands of years and returned, defeated, to the ocean.

the mamdani effect is where you just do good and normal things while being a socialist muslim and it causes the worst americans to completely lose their fucking minds to a degree that no one can take them seriously

Wild to keep hearing anti-AI sentiment described as an "echo chamber" by people who pretend there's never been a coercive dogshit marketing campaign actively pissing people off about it for two years or any no-opt-out half-baked shovelware making everyone's PCs and phones worse

look at these nuggets (if you want)

lying is op but they are radicalizing the fuck out of those of us who can think

Made a delightful hotdog Wellington for the subathon which is on day 49

mamdani: sings "wheels on the bus" with kids sam harris: "we have to nuke new york city"

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

palantir needs to be dismantled and its creators jailed this is my manifesto to sAvE tHe WeSt

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

the "why we lost" report is becoming the Dems' Epstein Files just release the report already, we know you're all in there

Palantir is a quasi-fundamentalist subversive right-wing movement with a stock symbol

I really don't get how anybody can be excited about AI at all if it's successful, the future just sucks ass. the more successful it is, the worse the future is. we're also getting a taste right now of how bad it'll be, right? they clearly don't care about your privacy, your art/music, your effort.

didn't know I needed Nine Inch Noize but I did

if you think AI is great, wait'll you find out you have a brain

One graceful, one not so much. I'll let you decide which is which.

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

Small bug.

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

this new Chappelle bit where he plays a guy who didn't realize he was conservative is a great expansion on the original, the guy's a genius

all the "innovations" tech bros get the most excited about are essentially digital tourist traps "look at this one of kind painting I got at the surf shop" "this lady told me I can split the rent on this beach house and save millions" let's just send them all to vegas and build a wall around it

every day now is just a reminder that everything is made up and everything can get stupider than you think

I think the New York Times should have term limits

Incredible that the ADL will insist Mamdani is an antisemite but offer to look the other way for a Kanye West song literally called “Heil Hitler”