people hyper-fixate on videos of people doing the fentanyl lean and say "how do we fix this?" which seems like a good sentiment, like yes, how can we help then you look at the discussion and it's people wondering if we need super prisons or people grinders or war so fix meant "not see," got it

going out to eat and sitting in the tylenol section

i hope snake fulton-delivers me to outer heaven today

they gone yet?

alright Kennedy curse, time to do your thing

me: "what are the side effects?" doctor: "it can only good happen" *injects asphalt*

it'd be great if he could stop saying "pump the baby"

god, I hope the rapture really is tomorrow it'll be sick to look down as the god I didn't believe in sucks all the actually good people up into heaven and see all the evil shitheads who wanted this throwing tantrums

Christians are always like "The US is a Christian country! Also, we have this list of changes:"

if what they claim is happening were true, it would be insane for them to all gather in one location like this

boycotting streaming services? -> "arr apps" it's easier and less costly than you assume and a good starter towards boycotting the entire big tech death machine

(constantly slamming myself in the nuts with a Gallagher mallet) yeah I dont know I just don't feel great lately

hey team, have we tried pointing out their hypocrisy on free speech yet? maybe they're just overlooking that, try reminding them one more time

i need to move to a country that is experiencing mass religious psychosis, violent civil rights erosion, and a hyperconsolidation of economic and political power among the moneyed elite. But I ALSO need it to be opposed in name only by a coalition of feckless aristocrats. Does anyone know of one?

Ok I'm glad they are making this right

all we have to do to stop this is summon up levels of solidarity the United States hasn't seen since The Miner Wars

Absolutely fucking insane

i voted for kamala specifically so I could tell you to shove this sentiment up your ass we didn't manage it, it fucking sucks, but how does browbeating people about it now fix anything man? does it bring people together? is "i told you so" a political movement?

genius level advertising to put up a statue holding the very currency by which this guy managed to grift unknown millions of dollars off the dupes, rubes, suckers, and fools that follow him

mainstream media will have this shit all normalized by tomorrow they will keep turning the ratchet

people who - don't check their communications - start each of their communications angry are the fuckin worst stop being angry at me, you are the problem here motherfucker

we got ourselves a real miss trunchbull / judge doom ass government

I think the US masses just sway to and fro based on the loudest voices up top, and right now that's all fascists. Fox has been blasting people with the fire hose of lies. Until we shut off or drown out the fascist noises, fascism is what we're gonna have.

Ninja 'Metal Gear Solid' PlayStation

Describe a single historical precedent for defeating authoritarians by being nicer to them.

steven miller is the world's largest insect

respect to everyone who made it onto the charlie leaderboard

we're being subjected to 24/7 gaslighting so it only makes sense for us to be pretty unhinged we see obscene harm and cruelty perpetrated on a daily basis and we're told "no that's not happening" or "what's happening is good actually" over and over of course you're going to get angrier and angrier

@jay.bsky.team hope you enjoyed your weekend away from moderation apologia. when do you think you might be back in the office so we can talk about why this post is still up bsky.app/profile/nypo...

the right-wing projection of violence onto the left is manufacturing consent to fully act out their revenge fantasy for having to face some relatively light consequences once or twice

doesn't matter who did it, they always blame the people they dislike the most and that's us

Can you imagine how many people are going to get fired when Trump finally bites it lol

we're not allowed to say "good riddance" they are allowed to say "just kill the homeless"

as long as he spreads hate civilly, it's all good do we have any journalists who aren't insufferable rubes?

the take away 99% of people will have from this is that it is left vs. right and that the left did it and bemoan the division and yadda yadda yadda the truth is what got kirk was the gun culture he supported and the violence he encouraged, but we will never address that

- crowder provides false information to the FBI - crowder changes his profile from #2 to #1 things haven't been great for crowder since he turned down that juicy dw deal

hey guys what if there aren't any smart people at any of these newspapers

Imagine the world we could live in if money went to the sciences. We could have jacking off 2.0 by now but it doesn't have the funding.

hey guys what if there aren't any smart people at any of these newspapers

it is truly bizarre when they choose to invent reality vs. follow reality they started this by blaming the left with no evidence or reason, but now that it has once again turned out to be one of their own, they want to cover it up but you were already lying, so I don't understand why you stop now

we got to the moon by specifically not listening to morons like joe rogan now guys like joe rogan are in charge and we aren't sure the moon is real

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on this day of deservance, fitting that we half-masted flags for a guy whose only achievement was twelve years of broadcasting bigotry

everything that happens now feels like some guy busts in your house, sits at your kitchen table, announces he's the head of your family, eats everyone's food, and no one does anything about it including you

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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

heckuva day, folks, heckuva day

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

one less monster