people seem to get upset if you refer to july fourth as the "finger blasting holiday"

people seem to get upset if you refer to july fourth as the "finger blasting holiday"

This Saturday, I will be hanging from a harness attempting to make a turkey dinner. The table, turkey, food, and everything else will be hanging as well. Chat will have to vote on which way the ropes will pull me, as my toes will be just out of reach of the floor. It's Ropesgiving.

Meet me at the mesothelioma class action settlement in fifteen minutes if you want an ass kicking.

it's a funny coincidence that the smart glasses also make you 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 like a sex pest

turns out people are big fans of wool-covered eyes and smoke-blown asses

Happy Juneteenth, frens!

i think that missing congressman is really on to something

it's crazy that the lesson we took from history is that good intentions are bad

Hey, whenever people hear AI was used to make a new video game or movie they are driven mad with rage and swarm the company online. Is this a good sign about the future of the technology?

we are going to kill art and no one will feel like living

when you talk about how "alive" you think an LLM is, it feels the same as if you said a rock with a face drawn on it is alive

they want you to be mad about them wriggling around on the lawn of murder headquarters

this isn't even the first time somebody climbed some scaffolding to take down trump

this isn't even the first time somebody climbed some scaffolding to take down trump

IPO? yea I'm pissed off

Both Republicans and Democrats spent years falling over themselves to gift this world-ending power to a violently deranged, sieg-heiling Nazi

it hasn't been that long and yet this already feels like a device from another dimension

big retch

BIG GRETCH

we need to stop pushing back on the rigging claims and just own it "yea, I rig elections - so what?"

This is the second best thing I’ve seen all day. Everyone can be a Sailor Scout ✌️🌙✨

i'm thinking about getting into ballot crafting

Taking the time to count votes is not "eroding trust." Trust is *being eroded* by bad faith actors and giving in to their concerns will not assuage them.

study reveals american political journalists split every topic down middle thanks to intense karate training

we need to stop treating republicans like people

Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight

the reason it feels like the media isn't on our side is because the media isn't on our side

i know y'all love space but I think when owner of the company tries to use it to loot people's retirement savings, I think space x should go completely out of business and I hope it does

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ohio is the masochist state and vivek will be our ultimate humiliation

it's kind of hard to believe how thoroughly nincompoops and charlatans were able to overthrow the united states there's hardly any institutions left that're not now overseen by an incapable dullard or a billionaire's familiar

Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.

Numan Athletics (Arcade, Namco, 1993)

ya gotta love how google added this noisy and unnecessary "chat" to gmail that you can't turn off and you don't even want to look at because it's just a load of inane crap you don't care about and then they "solve" the problem they created by offering to have gemini summarize it for you, chef's piss

Yikes www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/g...

sorry folks, the genie is out of the bottle nothing we can do the genie is out and he is jerking off, hoo boy he is really going at it oh he can fly too, okay, wow alright well he's out of the bottle now folks, sorry

why y'all complaining? they said from the beginning it would be a trickle

I forgot about this but Chris did not.

imagine being put in charge of an entire news network strictly because you're a stupid dumbass then getting fired from it because you were a bigger stupid dumbass then they thought

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

PSA for YouTube Creators! Just wanna share this in case you don't want Google to have access to remix your YouTube shorts with GenAI using Gemini! YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY ENROLLED. Here is what it's doing and how to opt out of said option if you don't want your shorts to be remixed with AI.

you can just not use google you wont die not for awhile, anyway

safe to assume the reason that journalists aren't covering basically anything correctly is because they agree with what's happening, they like it, and want more of it or they're stupid and we lost the ability to train journalists that aren't stupid one of the two

man this feels like a sliding doors moment for me apnews.com/article/char...

continuing in the theme of google enshittification, I've been experiencing the following nightmare: the end call button in google meet not working. multiple times today I've had to hold my face frozen after I've already said goodbye and I'm panic-clicking the fucking button trying to leave

feels as good as deleting the ol' twitter account

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

A Texas councilmember will propose “a total ban on all cellular and GPS-capable devices for all operations within city limits" and"a total termination of all internet services."