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interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

Jar-Jar Binks Lollipop (1999-1999): A promotional item for "Star Wars: Episode I", this candy featured the plastic likeness of character Jar-Jar Binks, whose mouth opened to reveal a retractable strawberry-flavored sucker, shaped and textured like his tongue. Delightful.

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

happy easter

God what I wouldn’t give to see Bill Ackman’s lawyer’s face as he reads this tweet-screed

CAPTOR (waving phone): tell mama how nice we've been ME: mom i'm ok. all these guys want is to have gay sex and worship my— CAPTOR (yanking phone away): dude what (to phone) we're NOT having sex (to me) TELL THEM ME: sorry my bad "making love" CAPTOR: jesus christ ME: mom, these are very sensual men

*first day of tennis umpire school* look to the person on your left. now look to the person on your right. ok thats basically the job

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

MENSA stands for MEN of SomethingAwful

William Eklund makes it 4-0 on one of the best efforts you will see all season! #TheFutureIsTeal

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

I am once again needing Jungle, I'm afraid.

why not, let's search the files for "star wars" eyes increasingly growing larger

While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot. I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.

Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026

Me when my wife sees the browser history

The hater becomes a waiter at the table of success

For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

Convertible driving champagne socialist.

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

internet is crazy

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

Since Q is a boomer who doesn't understand technology I have done you all the favor of posting this insane footage

10 years ago tonight

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Watching hockey @jonbois.bsky.social

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

facebook reels is great because its the only place anymore where you can get a 14 second clip from a 1997 movie with the caption “wifes are out of pocket this days”

Been a while since we’ve seen a Sanchez turnover like this

RIP to a coked up legend

bro you look like you drop common items

criss angel's book is on archive.org

Honestly I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often, good thing announcers can mute themselves 😂

ozzy osbourne dies everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)" hulk hogan dies everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

testing please ignore

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.