why not, let's search the files for "star wars" eyes increasingly growing larger

While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot. I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.

Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026

Me when my wife sees the browser history

The hater becomes a waiter at the table of success

For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

Convertible driving champagne socialist.

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

internet is crazy

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

Since Q is a boomer who doesn't understand technology I have done you all the favor of posting this insane footage

10 years ago tonight

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Watching hockey @jonbois.bsky.social

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

facebook reels is great because its the only place anymore where you can get a 14 second clip from a 1997 movie with the caption “wifes are out of pocket this days”

Been a while since we’ve seen a Sanchez turnover like this

RIP to a coked up legend

bro you look like you drop common items

criss angel's book is on archive.org

Honestly I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often, good thing announcers can mute themselves 😂

ozzy osbourne dies everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)" hulk hogan dies everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

testing please ignore

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

When Sonic is about to land on a spike

Please Like Me

In Brands news, Smithfield Foods welcomed their summer interns with a song called "Fuck Me Baby"

I told you that the foreshadowing this season was lazy and forced.

A visit to the Elephant Graveyard of West Bloomfield, Michigan: unsold Cybertrucks piling up in the parking lot of a closed Bed, Bath, & Beyond about a mile south of the Tesla dealer. May 30, 2025. #Tesla #Michigan #cybertruck

NEW: Megan Twohey and I went deep on Elon Musk’s intense drug use as he rose to political power alongside Trump last year. He was using so much ketamine that he told people it was affecting his bladder. At SpaceX, he is getting warnings ahead of drug tests www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...

The DC shooter's neighbor was perfectly on message. Solidarity, sir.

Captain we are being hailed Onscreen Captain it appears to be a married individual holding open his a- Thank you Mr. Data

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

Why am I using ChatGPT? Because I’m facing hundreds of rage-posting accounts spewing mockery, bad-faith deflection, and now—literal piss jokes. I’m fighting for democracy, pluralism, and human dignity—against a tide of algorithmically amplified nihilism.

Anyone else hearing “Kill the Boer” in Jello Biafra’s voice when they read it?

WOW. The Trump admin said they will review social media and deny immigration benefits to people saying antisemitic claims. They're even trying to deport people with green cards on alleged claims of antisemitism. Anyway, here's a tweet from an Afrikaner they flew here on Monday.

lol

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

absolutely bodied by luxembourgish