Well that's one way to turn folks off in a heartbeat. Why HER.

Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3

my first act as a big-league manager is to write “MLB” in huge letters on the clubhouse whiteboard for reasons unclear. i’m fired after starting 1-26. my successor leads them to the playoffs. it turns out i’d used a permanent marker on the whiteboard so he spends all season trying to write around it

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

they call it single sign on because you have to sign on every single time you get up from your desk

Today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 has us blazing through Mullet MadJack! Join us for blazing fast visuals, Sealab 2021, and of course, MULLETS!! All this and more on the best hour of background noise you'll here all week! youtu.be/-FINyFk1Kj0?...

Today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 has us blazing through Mullet MadJack! Join us for blazing fast visuals, Sealab 2021, and of course, MULLETS!! All this and more on the best hour of background noise you'll here all week! youtu.be/-FINyFk1Kj0?...

Arcade Random Posting

Been trying to explain this to people who swear "AI is good, actually." I may not know about traffic laws or the best ear buds, but I'm not gonna listen to Google's AI about those things either when it tries to tell me Sonic 2 came out in 1994. I know Sonic, your broken thivery machine does not.

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

Tired: The future is George Orwell's 1984 Wired: The future is Ben Stiller's Zoolander

I hope whoever thought the power button should be a normal key right above backspace gets a first class trip down a flight of stairs. Only someone who has never felt the touch of another human would think this is a good idea.

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Hello fans of nonograms/picross games!! Introducing my latest game, Walfie's Nonograms, a free Game Boy Color game featuring 150 puzzles! Play in browser, in a Game Boy emulator, or on a real Game Boy (via flash cart)!

We get SPOOKY in February on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 with House of Necrosis! Join us as we discuss the differences between Sonic Adventure editions, rougelikes, No More Heroes, and so much more, all on the best hour of background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/kd_5jZb-fAs

We get SPOOKY in February on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 with House of Necrosis! Join us as we discuss the differences between Sonic Adventure editions, rougelikes, No More Heroes, and so much more, all on the best hour of background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/kd_5jZb-fAs

The first 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 of the year kicks off with Daytona USA! Join us as we complain about hood ornaments, turn left very fast, discuss various SEGA arcade games and more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxaH...

If you're gonna read any quote from an article on the game, let it be this one, because I think it sums up a lot of the feelings of fans pretty succintly

It’s for Star Fox 64

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

“If I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” —Bad Bunny

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible

Few things snap your attention like hearing the Hell's Kitchen narrator accidentally and casually namedrop a conspiracy that didn't exist until two years after this aired.

Most important game of the year

Reminded when I made a ROM hack of Bug's Bunny Crazy Castle, turning it into OK K.O: Break Into Boxmore, and @ianjq.com made actual cover art for it!

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

Whoa #AEWDynamite

people are making good points about how you should expand your knowledge base and the referential pool you can pull from, but i think we can go one step further if you don't get into non-gaming shit you'll end up writing ready player one, and we have enough of those

Us Gen Xers learned it through lead hose water hallucinations

The first 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 of the year kicks off with Daytona USA! Join us as we complain about hood ornaments, turn left very fast, discuss various SEGA arcade games and more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxaH...

Heartwarming: Man Excitedly Becomes Banjo-Kazooie Character

This is canon Metroid

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

this is how elvis died

These are the kind of posts that I follow wrestlers for.

Sonic R is free off the Internet Archive in case you need a distraction today. Or just a reminder that Sonic R is the greatest game from 1997. archive.org/details/soni...

Attention Bluesky elders: The artist behind the ANIMORPHS covers is here!

PAPERBOY ATARI/MOVIETIME 1991 SEGA GENESIS

Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats