>looking for a new Star Fox game >ask the Nintendo if their game is 64 or new >Nintendo doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is 64 and what is new >Nintendo laughs and says “it’s a new game sir” >watches Nintendo Direct >it’s Star Fox 64 again

The Shadow Man cometh on this week's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! Join us as we bumble through an actually pretty cool game, discuss the original publisher/developer behind it, and more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvYN...

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 is back with Shadows of the Damned! Join us, as we navigate this gruesome game and attempt to make sure YouTube doesn't toss us off for playing it, all on the best background noise you'll hear this week! youtu.be/gfzAgC3Mi8Q?...

Today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 sees our last game with my lovely wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social with Mario Party 2. Join us for spooky costumes, big upsets, and DEFINITELY A DEFINITIVE WINNER, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/ZGZm4RAO6u0

Today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 sees our last game with my lovely wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social with Mario Party 2. Join us for spooky costumes, big upsets, and DEFINITELY A DEFINITIVE WINNER, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/ZGZm4RAO6u0

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

It's been five years. I still love my wife. @swampastronaut.bsky.social

We finish up Mario Golf on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky, we discuss golf voices, homing a semi-feral kitten for three months, Tom Hanks movies, and so much more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/QHJ9VufxPBU?...

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i’m so tired

We finish up Mario Golf on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky, we discuss golf voices, homing a semi-feral kitten for three months, Tom Hanks movies, and so much more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/QHJ9VufxPBU?...

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 is back as my wonderful wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky in Mario Golf for the Nintendo 64! Join us for dating courses, rental memories, a seriously sick Eagle, and more on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/gSNBbtvbQXg?...

Sauron: for I surrendered to the Númenóreans but this was to be my greatest triumph! For it was I who assumed the fairest of forms and whispered deceit into the ears of Ar-Pharazôn!! And yet my triumph turned to ash and torment!!!! *15 seconds of dead air* Joe Rogan: have you ever met David Spade?

everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 is back as my wonderful wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky in Mario Golf for the Nintendo 64! Join us for dating courses, rental memories, a seriously sick Eagle, and more on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/gSNBbtvbQXg?...

Aaron Judge in the dugout after the loss:

Well that's one way to turn folks off in a heartbeat. Why HER.

Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3

my first act as a big-league manager is to write “MLB” in huge letters on the clubhouse whiteboard for reasons unclear. i’m fired after starting 1-26. my successor leads them to the playoffs. it turns out i’d used a permanent marker on the whiteboard so he spends all season trying to write around it

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 has us blazing through Mullet MadJack! Join us for blazing fast visuals, Sealab 2021, and of course, MULLETS!! All this and more on the best hour of background noise you'll here all week! youtu.be/-FINyFk1Kj0?...

Today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 has us blazing through Mullet MadJack! Join us for blazing fast visuals, Sealab 2021, and of course, MULLETS!! All this and more on the best hour of background noise you'll here all week! youtu.be/-FINyFk1Kj0?...

Arcade Random Posting

Been trying to explain this to people who swear "AI is good, actually." I may not know about traffic laws or the best ear buds, but I'm not gonna listen to Google's AI about those things either when it tries to tell me Sonic 2 came out in 1994. I know Sonic, your broken thivery machine does not.

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

Tired: The future is George Orwell's 1984 Wired: The future is Ben Stiller's Zoolander

I hope whoever thought the power button should be a normal key right above backspace gets a first class trip down a flight of stairs. Only someone who has never felt the touch of another human would think this is a good idea.

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Hello fans of nonograms/picross games!! Introducing my latest game, Walfie's Nonograms, a free Game Boy Color game featuring 150 puzzles! Play in browser, in a Game Boy emulator, or on a real Game Boy (via flash cart)!

We get SPOOKY in February on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 with House of Necrosis! Join us as we discuss the differences between Sonic Adventure editions, rougelikes, No More Heroes, and so much more, all on the best hour of background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/kd_5jZb-fAs

We get SPOOKY in February on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 with House of Necrosis! Join us as we discuss the differences between Sonic Adventure editions, rougelikes, No More Heroes, and so much more, all on the best hour of background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/kd_5jZb-fAs

The first 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 of the year kicks off with Daytona USA! Join us as we complain about hood ornaments, turn left very fast, discuss various SEGA arcade games and more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxaH...

If you're gonna read any quote from an article on the game, let it be this one, because I think it sums up a lot of the feelings of fans pretty succintly

It’s for Star Fox 64

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

“If I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” —Bad Bunny

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible

Few things snap your attention like hearing the Hell's Kitchen narrator accidentally and casually namedrop a conspiracy that didn't exist until two years after this aired.

Most important game of the year