Who gave him the idea by doing tax fraud first?

new version of the advert:

Can someone make a website like does the dog die but it's if something has AI in it. I wanna be able to look up any video game or movie or book and see if AI was used in any capacity

🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :

The problem with literally any online service based on search or algorithm can be summarised as. Select “not interested in (x)” “Ok, you’ll see less of (x)”. Not less. None. I literally just said not interested. Not “some interested”, “not interested”.

lowkey obsessed with ビーバスとバットヘッド ザ・アニメーション (OVA付き) box set at bookoff by me lol

Very excited for today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻, where we play through Shadow the Hedgehog in CO-OP! Join us for an extra fun episode where we break the game, discuss Columbo, leaks, and so much more, all on the best hour of background noise you'll hear all week!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pv7...

I've always wanted to do the cover art for a horror movie novelization. And since they never actually made novelizations for the original Evil Dead trilogy, I thought this would be a fun project.

SIGN OF THE DAY…

They're gonna update this commercial for AI but it's gonna be some kid getting busted for cheating at school and the Dad is gonna be like "who taught you to do this stuff"

Used to listen to this constantly with RealPlayer, had to download a horribly compressed version from SonicHQ all the way back in like 2001. Not sure why I loved it so much in hindsight lol

This segment was already perfect but then I thought "Should it be set to Laura Palmer's theme?"

“if you enjoy watching a baseball player, never learn their politics” remains the most consistent axiom in professional sports matched only by “if you enjoy watching a hockey player, never learn their politics”

Very excited for today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻, where we play through Shadow the Hedgehog in CO-OP! Join us for an extra fun episode where we break the game, discuss Columbo, leaks, and so much more, all on the best hour of background noise you'll hear all week!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pv7...

The Shadow Man cometh on this week's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! Join us as we bumble through an actually pretty cool game, discuss the original publisher/developer behind it, and more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvYN...

Nooooot completely convinced sending Freeland back down is the best call here...

People are weird sometimes if you don't have kids, they're like what about having a legacy, and I just point to my box of various wires and power cables

this is the exact free throw Patrick Ewing takes in Space Jam after the Monstars take his talent

If I was him I would try to act all cool about it, "that was just part of the lesson, you all passed."

>looking for a new Star Fox game >ask the Nintendo if their game is 64 or new >Nintendo doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is 64 and what is new >Nintendo laughs and says “it’s a new game sir” >watches Nintendo Direct >it’s Star Fox 64 again

The Shadow Man cometh on this week's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! Join us as we bumble through an actually pretty cool game, discuss the original publisher/developer behind it, and more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvYN...

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 is back with Shadows of the Damned! Join us, as we navigate this gruesome game and attempt to make sure YouTube doesn't toss us off for playing it, all on the best background noise you'll hear this week! youtu.be/gfzAgC3Mi8Q?...

Today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 sees our last game with my lovely wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social with Mario Party 2. Join us for spooky costumes, big upsets, and DEFINITELY A DEFINITIVE WINNER, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/ZGZm4RAO6u0

Today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 sees our last game with my lovely wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social with Mario Party 2. Join us for spooky costumes, big upsets, and DEFINITELY A DEFINITIVE WINNER, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/ZGZm4RAO6u0

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

It's been five years. I still love my wife. @swampastronaut.bsky.social

We finish up Mario Golf on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky, we discuss golf voices, homing a semi-feral kitten for three months, Tom Hanks movies, and so much more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/QHJ9VufxPBU?...

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i’m so tired

We finish up Mario Golf on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky, we discuss golf voices, homing a semi-feral kitten for three months, Tom Hanks movies, and so much more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/QHJ9VufxPBU?...

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 is back as my wonderful wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky in Mario Golf for the Nintendo 64! Join us for dating courses, rental memories, a seriously sick Eagle, and more on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/gSNBbtvbQXg?...

Sauron: for I surrendered to the Númenóreans but this was to be my greatest triumph! For it was I who assumed the fairest of forms and whispered deceit into the ears of Ar-Pharazôn!! And yet my triumph turned to ash and torment!!!! *15 seconds of dead air* Joe Rogan: have you ever met David Spade?

everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 is back as my wonderful wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky in Mario Golf for the Nintendo 64! Join us for dating courses, rental memories, a seriously sick Eagle, and more on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/gSNBbtvbQXg?...

Aaron Judge in the dugout after the loss:

Well that's one way to turn folks off in a heartbeat. Why HER.

Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3

my first act as a big-league manager is to write “MLB” in huge letters on the clubhouse whiteboard for reasons unclear. i’m fired after starting 1-26. my successor leads them to the playoffs. it turns out i’d used a permanent marker on the whiteboard so he spends all season trying to write around it

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

they call it single sign on because you have to sign on every single time you get up from your desk