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STL. Human Cryptid. Future Ghost. Typos courtesy of dyslexia and big thumbs.
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Carson
30 days ago
It's been five years. I still love my wife.
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Carson
about 1 month ago
We finish up Mario Golf on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻!
@swampastronaut.bsky.social
takes on Mr. Brettzky, we discuss golf voices, homing a semi-feral kitten for three months, Tom Hanks movies, and so much more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week!
youtu.be/QHJ9VufxPBU?...
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Mario Golf PART 2 | Betrayal on Yoshi's Island | Brett's Friend Carson
YouTube video by Expansion Pack
https://youtu.be/QHJ9VufxPBU?si=GCe2fLxyKftqTzlR
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Carson
about 2 months ago
𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 is back as my wonderful wife
@swampastronaut.bsky.social
takes on Mr. Brettzky in Mario Golf for the Nintendo 64! Join us for dating courses, rental memories, a seriously sick Eagle, and more on the best background noise you'll hear all week!
youtu.be/gSNBbtvbQXg?...
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Mario Golf PART 1 | Courses | Brett's Friend Carson
YouTube video by Expansion Pack
https://youtu.be/gSNBbtvbQXg?si=S0oTyR0NMdzNTt_8
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Carson
about 2 months ago
Well that's one way to turn folks off in a heartbeat. Why HER.
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“The real recession indicator is you not getting a tattoo since MARCH.”
@neohazard.bsky.social
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5 months ago
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There’s 30 other women on the AEW women’s roster who deserve a belt. I’m fucking BEGGING YOU, stop giving belts to Mercedes,
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HANGMAN PAGE
7 months ago
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
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HBO Max | Feedback
https://help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
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Carson
7 months ago
I realize
@aewontv.bsky.social
likely has little to no say over advertising on your show, but I'd rather see Chris Jericho than ICE ads during my wrestling. Thanks.
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Hey,
@aewontv.bsky.social
&
@tonykhan.bsky.social
, can we make sure that ICE propaganda ads don’t play during fucking the commercial breaks? I feel gross and it completely soured the mood. I don’t even want to watch anymore.
7 months ago
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Every time I watch Chernobyl, I immediately want to restart it. It truly is the pinnacle of television.
7 months ago
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@pearlmania500.bsky.social
please show Mrs. P, I’m begging you.
12 months ago
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Heard
@neohazard.bsky.social
say “uh oh. Uh oh. UH OH” repeatedly so I googled if the Dodgers were playing because that’s the only thing that made sense in my head.
about 1 year ago
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Suddenly, not taking
@neohazard.bsky.social
’s last name has become an extreme political act. Call your senators and tell them you oppose the SAVE Act.
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Hotep Kevin Nash
about 1 year ago
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Corey Rayburn Yung
about 1 year ago
Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.
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I have been paying for Spotify premium for over 10 years. If I hear a MILLISECOND of an ad on my PAID SERVICE, I will cancel my subscription without a second thought and use literally anything else.
about 1 year ago
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@tonykhan.bsky.social
please start PPVs earlier and have them end by 10pm. I am BEGGING. I can’t keep doing this. 😭
about 1 year ago
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It’s a fucking great day for hockey.
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about 1 year ago
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THE SAINT LOUIS BLUES.
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This Team Will Never Lose Again
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https://youtu.be/E2n54fGyjug?si=mdCx0lKJ2Xo1aEXX
about 1 year ago
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It’s
@neohazard.bsky.social
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about 1 year ago
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Chris Hayes
about 1 year ago
I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.
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Guess I’ll get some vitamin D.
about 1 year ago
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Zendaya is meechee.
about 1 year ago
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Pearlmania500
about 1 year ago
They are trying to trigger riots so they can declare martial law. Don’t fall for it.
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Stephen King
about 1 year ago
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Pearlmania500
about 1 year ago
WE DID IT, JOE!
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Pearlmania500
about 1 year ago
Musk is more likely to send every American a vial of his own cum before he can print $5k stimulus checks. Another plane crashed, BTW.
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The crime vs. the criminal
about 1 year ago
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Scott Galloway
about 1 year ago
That’s more like it.
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Tim Onion
about 1 year ago
If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.
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Maladroithe
about 1 year ago
Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
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Pearlmania500
about 1 year ago
“Why is JD Vance and Elon attacking the independence of the federal judiciary?” Because laws aren’t real. “But surely law enforcement…” Elon will just turn the paychecks and health insurance off of anyone who follows the judges. “But the constitution…” Again, laws aren’t real.
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SAY DRAKE
about 1 year ago
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Pearlmania500
about 1 year ago
When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible.
#superbowl
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I just feel sick to my stomach, constantly.
about 1 year ago
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Bits
over 1 year ago
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Aaron Rupar
over 1 year ago
Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."
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I have chosen violence today. (Commented on my right wing grandma’s Facebook posts.)
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Veruca's Alt
over 1 year ago
I really hope big naturals are worth something in the new economy.
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Kumail Nanjiani
over 1 year ago
2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue
over 1 year ago
Today, Winter learned about Ball-goina-circol. I love when kittens discover what this toy does. It blows their little minds when they figure out how it works and they just do this for hours.
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Emily anne
over 1 year ago
“I dont wanna hear about politics” do u think i want to???????????? Like do u think i enjoy this
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over 1 year ago
Elon Musk is a Nazi. He supports extremist groups in Europe with Nazi ideology. He’s from an apartheid state. The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
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Pearlmania500
over 1 year ago
Yep! We did a whole Too Many Tabs podcast episode about Elon’s racist Grandpa:
youtu.be/BIPuqLuQuvM?...
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Wagatwe Wanjuki
over 1 year ago
I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil.
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Jack White looks like Edward Scissorhands. I will not expand on this thought.
over 1 year ago
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Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
over 1 year ago
I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL
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Pearlmania500
over 1 year ago
The accusations against Neil Gaiman are so shocking that I don’t think I can ever interact with a piece of literature that he touched ever again. I cannot separate the monster from the art. Neil Gaiman is a sadistic rapist. I hope he is shunned from society for the rest of his life.
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cait (and adonis)
over 1 year ago
the last thing a churu brand lickable treat sees
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