It's been five years. I still love my wife. @swampastronaut.bsky.social

We finish up Mario Golf on today's 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻! @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky, we discuss golf voices, homing a semi-feral kitten for three months, Tom Hanks movies, and so much more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/QHJ9VufxPBU?...

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 is back as my wonderful wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky in Mario Golf for the Nintendo 64! Join us for dating courses, rental memories, a seriously sick Eagle, and more on the best background noise you'll hear all week! youtu.be/gSNBbtvbQXg?...

Well that's one way to turn folks off in a heartbeat. Why HER.

“The real recession indicator is you not getting a tattoo since MARCH.” @neohazard.bsky.social 😭😭😭

There’s 30 other women on the AEW women’s roster who deserve a belt. I’m fucking BEGGING YOU, stop giving belts to Mercedes, @tonykhan.bsky.social.

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

I realize @aewontv.bsky.social likely has little to no say over advertising on your show, but I'd rather see Chris Jericho than ICE ads during my wrestling. Thanks.

Hey, @aewontv.bsky.social & @tonykhan.bsky.social, can we make sure that ICE propaganda ads don’t play during fucking the commercial breaks? I feel gross and it completely soured the mood. I don’t even want to watch anymore.

Every time I watch Chernobyl, I immediately want to restart it. It truly is the pinnacle of television.

@pearlmania500.bsky.social please show Mrs. P, I’m begging you.

Heard @neohazard.bsky.social say “uh oh. Uh oh. UH OH” repeatedly so I googled if the Dodgers were playing because that’s the only thing that made sense in my head.

Suddenly, not taking @neohazard.bsky.social’s last name has become an extreme political act. Call your senators and tell them you oppose the SAVE Act.

Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.

I have been paying for Spotify premium for over 10 years. If I hear a MILLISECOND of an ad on my PAID SERVICE, I will cancel my subscription without a second thought and use literally anything else.

@tonykhan.bsky.social please start PPVs earlier and have them end by 10pm. I am BEGGING. I can’t keep doing this. 😭

It’s a fucking great day for hockey.

THE SAINT LOUIS BLUES.

It’s @neohazard.bsky.social

I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.

Guess I’ll get some vitamin D.

Zendaya is meechee.

They are trying to trigger riots so they can declare martial law. Don’t fall for it.

WE DID IT, JOE!

Musk is more likely to send every American a vial of his own cum before he can print $5k stimulus checks. Another plane crashed, BTW.

The crime vs. the criminal

That’s more like it.

If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

“Why is JD Vance and Elon attacking the independence of the federal judiciary?” Because laws aren’t real. “But surely law enforcement…” Elon will just turn the paychecks and health insurance off of anyone who follows the judges. “But the constitution…” Again, laws aren’t real.

SAY DRAKE

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

I just feel sick to my stomach, constantly.

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

I have chosen violence today. (Commented on my right wing grandma’s Facebook posts.)

I really hope big naturals are worth something in the new economy.

2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.

Today, Winter learned about Ball-goina-circol. I love when kittens discover what this toy does. It blows their little minds when they figure out how it works and they just do this for hours.

“I dont wanna hear about politics” do u think i want to???????????? Like do u think i enjoy this

Elon Musk is a Nazi. He supports extremist groups in Europe with Nazi ideology. He’s from an apartheid state. The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.

Yep! We did a whole Too Many Tabs podcast episode about Elon’s racist Grandpa: youtu.be/BIPuqLuQuvM?...

I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil.

Jack White looks like Edward Scissorhands. I will not expand on this thought.

The accusations against Neil Gaiman are so shocking that I don’t think I can ever interact with a piece of literature that he touched ever again. I cannot separate the monster from the art. Neil Gaiman is a sadistic rapist. I hope he is shunned from society for the rest of his life.

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