Sat. dinner date. #youngest

“You’re showing up with a very elegant squirt gun and they have a fucking howitzer.” @profgalloway.com and @karaswisher.bsky.social discuss why using AI portfolio management can’t compete with the massive resources of hedge funds.

While AI might technically be free, it has a hidden price, says Mia Silverio, our research lead at Prof G. If you want or need to outsource your work to AI, you should at least understand what you’re paying. She breaks it down in a livestream for our Substack subscribers: bit.ly/4f3T7uH

“The whole thing is like a bad soap opera that you want to turn off.” @karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com discuss the petty dramas playing out in the Elon vs. OpenAI trial.

@karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com have the perfect analogy for Big Tech's AI spending spree.

Tax is your army that protects you from domestic billionaires, says Gary Stevenson. Our conversation is out now. links.profgmedia.com/49kYnGB

The case for shedding and renewing your friendship pool: links.profgmedia.com/3P54WGw

Employment of domestic workers decreased in sectors with greatest levels of deportations. Our core competence has become own goals.

Why am I yelling? #officially_omr 🇩🇪

“It doesn't pass the most basic smell test.” @profgalloway.com and @karaswisher.bsky.social think GameStop’s $55 billion bid for eBay is a non-starter.

Delivering Predictions 2026 deck in Hamburg. Love Germany. 🇩🇪

“Vogue has so much rizz, and no money. And the Bezoses have just so much money and not a lot of rizz. It's a marriage made in heaven.” @profgalloway.com and @karaswisher.bsky.social on why Jeff and Lauren Bezos belong at the Met Gala. Catch the full conversation in tomorrow's episode.

The data that beats every pollster. bit.ly/3QQVfMi

The real issue isn’t personality. It's the urgent need for AI regulation.

Dinner date last night. #oldest

Trump’s “the stain, I’m the bleach.”

"He’s just such a nakedly political person...carrying water for the Trumps.” @karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com have thoughts on FCC chair Brendan Carr targeting Disney after Trump and Melania pushed to take Jimmy Kimmel off the air.

“The people who control our government or have a disproportionate influence have totally dissociated.” @profgalloway.com walks @karaswisher.bsky.social through his “ketamine economy” theory— how extreme wealth has disconnected elites from the systems the rest of America relies on.

The mic drop of meetings,,,

Millions of Americans, on the left and the right, (conspiracy) theorized that the White House Correspondents’ dinner attack was staged. After a decade of breaking laws and blowing past norms, I believe America is headed for a reckoning. More in this Friday's No Mercy / No Malice

Trump betrayed his voters and now a blue wave is coming. From my conversation with Ian Bremmer, out now: links.profgmedia.com/4n1Vlgd

"It'll be interesting to see how the jury thinks of him... I think they all know Elon Musk is a giant asshole." As the Elon/OpenAI trial gets underway this week, @karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com make some predictions.

“Bankruptcy is a feature, not a bug.” @profgalloway.com and @karaswisher.bsky.social discuss the government's potential bailout of Spirit Airlines.

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Today at 1:30 p.m. ET, I’m going live with my friend, business partner, and CEO of Section, Greg Shove. The topic? Building Supercompanies. bit.ly/3QNaMg3

It's hard to imagine a more important job for tomorrow's youth. bit.ly/4twlV3j

Flashback 1986: UCLA (fraternity) little sister Gail Becker And,,,2026: lunch in Marylebone 🇬🇧 Gail has two sons, worked in (Clinton) White House, and is founder of Caulipower.

Any question, any take. Send it to me at [email protected].

"I’m gonna get his cellphone, and you’re gonna text him.” @karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com are going to text their policy requests to Trump, just like Joe Rogan.

The case for making up with China: bit.ly/4tAmzwU

We use so many sanitary wipes on our kids’ lives that they don’t develop their own immunities.

This week marks the war’s two-month anniversary. The Strait of Hormuz has been closed most of that time. But we’re only now transitioning from the f*ck around phase to the find out phase. Read my thoughts about the fallout headed our way:

"Tucker Carlson is the most likely GOP nominee for president in 2028.” @profgalloway.com thinks Tucker Carlson’s recent shift on Trump looks a lot like positioning for a 2028 presidential run.

Please enjoy every joke @profgalloway.com told during the recording of the latest Pivot episode. Some made it to the final cut. Some didn’t. Which ones would you have let him get away with?

Let children have their adventures. bit.ly/4crXmyy

“In 24 months, we’ll hate him too.” @profgalloway.com and @karaswisher.bsky.social discuss why even the “good” AI CEOs like Anthropic’s Dario Amodei won’t escape the backlash.

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"The same age as Cook was when he took the role." Back in October 2025, @karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com flagged John Ternus as Apple’s next CEO — and reflected on Tim Cook’s legacy.

“He’s a huge national security risk.” @karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com discuss the stakes of Kash Patel’s leadership at the FBI.

Flashback 1989: Paris with Michael Baruch. We were at Coachella together last weekend. Friends are everything..

People have said the EU lacks a leader to speak for them in a definitive voice. It looks as if they've found that person in the prime minister of Canada.

Your old friends are worth it. bit.ly/4mO0yrW

Why wealth taxes don't work.

NASA’s Artemis II crew fits a decent definition of an aspirational vision for masculinity (a wonderful attribute not sequestered to people born as male). These impressive people are optimizing for service, vs. attention.

Secretary Hegseth has become emblematic of how incompetent this administration is.

“Congress doesn't want to think past their fucking two-inch dicks.” @profgalloway.com tells @karaswisher.bsky.social why Trump Accounts for kids don’t go far enough, and what he’d do instead.

@profgalloway.com pays tribute to @karaswisher.bsky.social on his studio wall. But is it enough for her?

And Jesus said: “Say “what” again, I dare you, I double dare you.”

The truth about GLP-1s: bit.ly/3OlPRQx

The TikTok version of peptides is therapy. New episode with my work wife, @karaswisher.bsky.social, whose new CNN show premiered last week. bit.ly/4muwotm