We’re doing it ALL OVER again. #2000s #millenial

THE BAR IS IN HELL.

Season 1 was good. Everything since then has been derivative slop with an aging cast forced into arrested development by a multi-billion dollar corporation that pretends it’s better than a cable company.

ZELENSKY UPDATES ON NEW PEACE PLAN #Ukraine #america #Trump #usa #zelensky

youtube.com/watch?v=urLA... @pearlmania500.bsky.social 🍕 ⛪️

Attention DnD DMs! My best friend has rolled out a kickstarter for his cozy 5e One Shot. It’s super whimsical and different and you gotta check it out to truly understand the magic #dnd #ttrpg #paxunplugged #criticalrole #whimsygoth www.kickstarter.com/projects/his...

THIS RULES

We went to the Starbucks union’s disruption of the distribution center yesterday and it got covered by the local news in YORK PA! youtu.be/nJ_M6G9Vt2o?...

But you do have a lot of beans you nasty bitch

Reading that passage just drove me irrevocably insane. I am going to the forest to live as a hermit now.

Hakeem Won’t endorse or even utter the name of New York Cities new mayor because he is Muslim but Hakeem will try to fellate a literal white supremacism who helped attempt an insurrection. These democrats are fundamentally dangerous people and must be removed from power in any capacity.

HE CAN RELEASE THE FILES AT ANY TIME. THE VOTE IS TO FORCE THE RELEASE OF THE FILES HE HAS REFUSED TO RELEASE AND CLAIM DO NOT EXIST. THIS IS ALL A COVER TO HIDE THAT HE IS A LAME DUCK PEDOPHILE.

He may turn into a rabid dog, but there is famously one thing he will not bark about though. (It’s pedophilia)

THE ONLY TIME YOU BRING UP MONTHS WHEN DISCUSSING SOMEONE’S AGE IS WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT CHILDREN, ALAN, YOU FUCKING CREEP.

Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.

The Mona Lisa of the Louvre of Bluesky.

Maybe using the term “cherry-picked” when trying to downplay the president’s relationship with a prolific pedophile pimp isn’t the best idea.

I played Hero Quest with a bunch of my buddies the other night. While we played the game, it was really about just seeing each other and yapping in person. It was so great to hang with my fellas.

I sent this to every Democratic Party leader and staffer that I have in my phone this morning:

Absolute incredible levels of cope.

Take the L

LMAO, TikTok content struck my dick Cheney vid FROM ORBIT.

As Bluesky's general functionality continues to improve, there are times you may find it difficult to search for the content you need. So as a public service announcement here's the video clip you are trying to find to post when discussing the death of Dick Cheney today apnews.com/article/dick...

Dick Cheney is gone #haha #joy #tacotuesday #hopecore #happy I have never been more full of life youtube.com/shorts/YmsGm...

T-minus 2 days until a coalition of public health and science groups descend on DC to hand deliver petitions with over 150k signatures calling for RFK’s impeachment. We’re proud to have provided support for this effort. More Info: 🔗 www.911forhealthandscience.org

Whelp.

New episode of TMT covers the how the Nazis got to Argentina eventually leading to a tattoo influencer’s makeup empire crumbling: $40,000,000,000 N*zi Rat Line Country Lore | TMT 152 youtu.be/5E-u3kbx_SY

Crashing out is out wherever you listen or watch podcasts: linktr.ee/crashoutcast

Now that I’ve done the dollop, my next dream is to guest on the Robert Evans Warhammer 40k podcast.

Is that so? That’s something you hear in your head, huh? And the problem is *everyone else*?

All you have to do is look at how many contracts Microsoft has with the federal government to realize that Microsoft aren’t gonna say shit. Cause Trump will just cancel billions of dollars of contracts. All executives are cowards .

[ripping a mother apart from her three children because she cleaned hotel rooms without the proper paperwork] This is just like Master Chief

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

None of these are Hot Girls, or even Cuomo!

Every chief of staff for an elected official over 75 should be arrested for elder abuse. These ancient dementia riddled props wouldn’t be able to pretend that they were still legally competent without legions of staffers propping them up like weekend at Bernie’s.

This aired on ABC in 1996 by the way.

Graham Platner campaign today:

HORRIFYING! The Disturbing Lore of 3 Haunted Lakes | TMT 150 youtu.be/IsHN3t4iCRs

If I had a nickel for every time, Donald Trump tried to kill his vice president…

SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years. From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

Being an OpenAI lawyer must rule. You just do a rail and tell Sam Altman “sure” whenever he asks if he can break the law.

It’s hilarious that the CEO of Bluesky hates the user base of Bluesky.

This already exists it’s called conservapedia and it’s been failing for YEARS.

But, if you screenshot your quote dunk of their dogshit skeet and repost them to Instagram and tag them in the caption, their staff will probably see the notification if it gets enough replies/likes. Won’t change anything. But it is extra cathartic.

ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...

The Rapture WILL NEVER Happen youtu.be/QkSHVKrh-bw

pumpkin spice raktajino

Barely legal comedy:

LEGALIZE COMEDY!