CRASHING OUT IS GOING ON TOUR! Phil and I are traveling to cities nation wide! And you can get presale tickets RIGHT NOW with the code CRASHING at www.crashingouttour.com

STOP PRETENDING THAT JOE ROGAN IS AGAINST TRUMP.

I went pretty hard on this week’s episode of CRASHING OUT:

Trump is the Antichrist

RIP BOZO! Now resign from Congress and fuck off forever.

Eric Swalwell MUST resign.

The accusations against Eric Swalwell are horrifying. He cannot be trusted with more power, and should drop out of the California Governor’s race.

Crazy to have higher standards for streamers than senators. #pearlmania500 #rant #news #twitch #pokemon John is always wrong.

According to the comments on this weeks episode of TOO MANY TABS me forgetting the term “load bearing wall” was the load-bearing sentence of the entire episode.

I think it was @pearlmania500.bsky.social who reminded me that it's not that I agree with that Tucker Carlson and Candace Owen's are saying, it's that they are finally agreeing with me. And I needed that grounding practice.

BYE BYE PAM BONDI

Getting the right @phillies.com fanatics gear for my toddlers first @mlb.com game! #giftedbyfanatics

He said the magic phrase! #summerhouse #mario #bimbo #rant #lies remembering anything from before 2020 is a super power at this point.

If this is an April fools joke, I will take drastic action. I need this to be true.

HAPPY TRANS VISIBILITY DAY FROM ME AND MRS P! #lgbt #trans #love #marriedlife #parents

It has been the same story every week for a month #food #car #money #work #rant someone has to say it to his face.

Springsteen: Well, this past winter federal troops brought death and terror to the streets of Minneapolis. They picked the wrong city. Your strength and your commitment told us that this is still America. And this reactionary nightmare and these invasions of American cities will not stand.

It’s time for American Spring. #outside

You’re the Calvary #hope

New CRASHING OUT podcast is out now wherever you watch or listen to podcasts. Here’s a taste of the many things we cover this week:

New CRASHING OUT podcast is out now wherever you watch or listen to podcasts. Here’s a taste of the many things we cover this week:

STOP TRYING TO FIX THE THINGS HE IS BREAKING LIKE THIS. THE ONLY WAY GAS IS COMING DOWN IS TRUMP OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS. GO FIND A COMMS GUY TO EXPLAIN HOW VOTERS THINK.

Between this and the Ticketmaster settlement crime is legal as long as you pay the service fee to Trump.

I’m doing a free event on Saturday in South Philly at SOUTH FELLINI from 2-4pm! Come say hi if you are in the area!

My seasonal depression finally ended! #spring #sun #warm #rant #pearlmania500 now it’s just the regular depression of knowing what is happening in the world

YOU LITERALLY STARTED IT PETE. #drama #liar #clown #rant #history UNLIKE YOU I SOBERED UP AND LEARNED FROM THE HISTORY I LIVED THROUGH.

Emergency episode of crashing out just went live: youtu.be/F_u6x-INc9E

He did it again. #crashout #history #lesson #loop #time

The chief of police of quakertown Pennsylvania choked a teen girl on camera and the footage is on the Pennsylvania subreddit.

The Supreme Court ruled the the Trump Tariffs are illegal. #breaking #happy #money #savingmoney #judge not used to good news on a Friday, especially when it starts with a 6-3 decision

And you want me to celebrate 250, for what? #fashion #history #royal #court #businesstips

The pieces so easily fit together, that it is no shock that John Fetterman can’t figure it out. #puzzle #traveltips #destination #plan #prediction

He is also listed in the [REDACTED] files and the [REDACTED] flight logs. #health #medicine #lifestyle #fitness #hospital

I’m still reeling from that Pam Bondi bullshit from yesterday

The Mommy Party is always responsible for cleaning up the Daddy Party's mess. Failure to do so because Daddy beat her too hard to remain upright is Mommy's fault for being too shrill and annoying. This too is gender.

Every week on my SiriusXM radio show it's time for What Just Happened?! as we look back at the insanity of the week. Joining mw this week is journalist V Spehar @underthedesknews.bsky.social, actress Amel Khalil & Comedian/podcast host @pearlmania500.bsky.social youtu.be/UNJyYBsHX5I?...

The last country artist to headline the Super Bowl was a Canadian in 2003 after she became a massive pop star.

ICE is building TWO concentration camps in Pennsylvania

No one show this to @whstancil.bsky.social

Do you think this stupid piece of shit knows that the last decade of his life complaining about “WOKE” movies was a calculated psychological operation designed by Jeffrey Epstein, Peter Theil and a cabal of pedophiles to control corporate interest rates?

I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year

FREDDY FAZBEAR JUMPSCARE IN THE LAST PLACE POSSIBLE #fnaf #xbox #green #paris #rant for real though ultron’s coming

At this point tell me who isn’t in the fucking Epstein files.

THE LAST THING DON LEMON DOD BEFORE THE FEDS TOOK HIM WAS WATCHING KATSEYE?

🍋 FREE DON LEMON! 🍋

My writing today in the @sfstandard.com: Too many Silicon Valley leaders have divested themselves of the responsibility to speak out against the Trump administration. We can’t shrink away and hope the crisis fades. It’s time for all of us in tech to do and say more.

My advice to every elected Democrat is to do the EXACT OPPOSITE of whatever Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries tells you to do. I cannot stress how they have gotten EVERY SINGLE choice wrong for the last year, and have poisoned the American people’s faith that we are even an opposition party.

Honest question, are you on meth?

Puts on HISS by Megan Thee Stallion.