How to ward off the curse coming for the Knicks in game 3 of the finals. #nba #finals #nyc #witch #summerhouse and don’t let a single Knick take a pic with him! Just ask Saquon Barkley what that does to your stats.

Behind the scenes thoughts about my interview with Bernie Sanders.

Pearlmania x Bernie COLLAB on Crashing out podcast. Full episode here: youtu.be/2zkAwiJevTY

TULSI GABBARD HAS RESIGNED!

Get his ass

I assume that anyone who is praising and trying to whitewash MTG, Tucker Carlson, and/or Candace Owens/Nick Fuentes is either: A. An idiot B. Suffering from memory loss C. A lying grifter D. All of the above

New Hungarian government has been inaugurated 🎉

They have been planning this for DECADES youtu.be/nUniTHXN52s

We are crashing out NATIONWIDE! Tickets are already going so fast. Don’t miss your chance to get them NOW!

Lmao, this app is a quarantine server.

Sierra McNeil inspired me to ask you for help. #philly #sixers #flyers #philadelphia #gobirds find her on IG: Sierra4PA

They do it to me every day, but invoking Conan O’Brien’s name really ripped the heart outta my chest #rant #vent #angry #scammeralert #podcast thanks for listening, I feel better just getting it off of my chest.

It was a beef dinner surrounded by Diddy parties.

Head forward arms back #naruto #anime #running #speed #sonic

Who will be the first self-important journalist to begin wearing a pin to honor their collective sacrifice? My guess is Jake Tapper

BUTLER 2: MIDTERM BOOGALOO

CRASHING OUT IS GOING ON TOUR! Phil and I are traveling to cities nation wide! And you can get presale tickets RIGHT NOW with the code CRASHING at www.crashingouttour.com

CRASHING OUT IS GOING ON TOUR! Phil and I are traveling to cities nation wide! And you can get presale tickets RIGHT NOW with the code CRASHING at www.crashingouttour.com

STOP PRETENDING THAT JOE ROGAN IS AGAINST TRUMP.

I went pretty hard on this week’s episode of CRASHING OUT:

Trump is the Antichrist

RIP BOZO! Now resign from Congress and fuck off forever.

Eric Swalwell MUST resign.

The accusations against Eric Swalwell are horrifying. He cannot be trusted with more power, and should drop out of the California Governor’s race.

Crazy to have higher standards for streamers than senators. #pearlmania500 #rant #news #twitch #pokemon John is always wrong.

According to the comments on this weeks episode of TOO MANY TABS me forgetting the term “load bearing wall” was the load-bearing sentence of the entire episode.

I think it was @pearlmania500.bsky.social who reminded me that it's not that I agree with that Tucker Carlson and Candace Owen's are saying, it's that they are finally agreeing with me. And I needed that grounding practice.

BYE BYE PAM BONDI

Getting the right @phillies.com fanatics gear for my toddlers first @mlb.com game! #giftedbyfanatics

He said the magic phrase! #summerhouse #mario #bimbo #rant #lies remembering anything from before 2020 is a super power at this point.

If this is an April fools joke, I will take drastic action. I need this to be true.

HAPPY TRANS VISIBILITY DAY FROM ME AND MRS P! #lgbt #trans #love #marriedlife #parents

It has been the same story every week for a month #food #car #money #work #rant someone has to say it to his face.

Springsteen: Well, this past winter federal troops brought death and terror to the streets of Minneapolis. They picked the wrong city. Your strength and your commitment told us that this is still America. And this reactionary nightmare and these invasions of American cities will not stand.

It’s time for American Spring. #outside

You’re the Calvary #hope

New CRASHING OUT podcast is out now wherever you watch or listen to podcasts. Here’s a taste of the many things we cover this week:

New CRASHING OUT podcast is out now wherever you watch or listen to podcasts. Here’s a taste of the many things we cover this week:

STOP TRYING TO FIX THE THINGS HE IS BREAKING LIKE THIS. THE ONLY WAY GAS IS COMING DOWN IS TRUMP OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS. GO FIND A COMMS GUY TO EXPLAIN HOW VOTERS THINK.

Between this and the Ticketmaster settlement crime is legal as long as you pay the service fee to Trump.

I’m doing a free event on Saturday in South Philly at SOUTH FELLINI from 2-4pm! Come say hi if you are in the area!

My seasonal depression finally ended! #spring #sun #warm #rant #pearlmania500 now it’s just the regular depression of knowing what is happening in the world

YOU LITERALLY STARTED IT PETE. #drama #liar #clown #rant #history UNLIKE YOU I SOBERED UP AND LEARNED FROM THE HISTORY I LIVED THROUGH.

Emergency episode of crashing out just went live: youtu.be/F_u6x-INc9E

He did it again. #crashout #history #lesson #loop #time

The chief of police of quakertown Pennsylvania choked a teen girl on camera and the footage is on the Pennsylvania subreddit.

The Supreme Court ruled the the Trump Tariffs are illegal. #breaking #happy #money #savingmoney #judge not used to good news on a Friday, especially when it starts with a 6-3 decision

And you want me to celebrate 250, for what? #fashion #history #royal #court #businesstips

The pieces so easily fit together, that it is no shock that John Fetterman can’t figure it out. #puzzle #traveltips #destination #plan #prediction

He is also listed in the [REDACTED] files and the [REDACTED] flight logs. #health #medicine #lifestyle #fitness #hospital