Environmental storytelling

(Randy Newman voice) I looove my wife

Scrolling IG these days feels like getting hit in the head with a hammer

Caught a buzz in Aiken, SC

I see no way this can go poorly

Went to Tail of the Dragon today

Never seen a dually going the speed limit

Watching MTV Classic and the music reminds me of riding with my dad in his Dodge Spirit circa 2003

Starting to think that visiting subreddits of media you like will eventually make you not like it.

Freshman year HS football Im playing nose tackle and the QG pulls, so I shoot the gap and sack the QB for a 20yd loss. Greatest moment of my young life. Next play the QG does the same thing so I shoot again and the FB comes out of nowhere and absolutely rocks my shit. Haven’t seen straight since.

Why did I voluntarily gate check my bag what the hell was I thinking

A lot less cybertrucks at SEMA this year 🤔

I’m at the Dia De Los Deftones festival and there was just a Let’s Go Dodgers chant upon news of the tie game. The festival is at Petco Park 🤣

FREDDIE FUCKING FREEMAN

???

I love LA baby

Been doing maintenance and making some upgrades for an upcoming track day and all I can say is the EF Civic is one of easiest cars I’ve worked on. A true joy to wrench on.

I need an Adam Curtis breakdown of Taco Bell’s current Decades promotion

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Why does most AI art have that yellow/orange tint?

Some thoughts on BF6 after playing for 3 days: +satisfying and tactile gunplay +You really don’t need to have good aim to top the leaderboard -most maps don’t give you any time to breathe. Death can come from any angle anytime. -weird glitches like not being able to toggle fire modes.

The one day where I was good at BF6 was pretty fun now I’m getting absolutely smashed

This Mariners crowd is insane man respect

Caught a buzz in London, KY

everything about the attempt to co-opt the language of social justice to promote AI personhood makes my skin absolutely crawl that people are doing it in the current political environment, where the most basic human rights are crumbling before our eyes, is as bleak as it gets for me

I think the Jays might be pretty good at baseball

With music streaming being a thing, do young people see songs from the 2000s as retro the same way we saw stuff from the 80s as retro? Asking because I heard Sum 41 in a Taco Bell commercial.

Did the man who invented podcast college go to podcast college?

Did anyone else’s mom play Bunco in the 90s? Did I dream this?

Gotta love Carlos Sainz

My man did it

The only good Tesla license plate is the one I saw yesterday that read CYBRDLF

I was pretty underwhelmed by Prometheus when it first came out in 2012, maybe because I was expecting more aliens in an Alien movie. But as a straight sci-fi flick it really holds up. Covenant is sick too.

ADHD is a trip because when you finally sit down and really try to understand the mechanics behind a lifelong interest, you can’t help but think about how much better you’d be at it if you had just done it earlier in life. But you can’t let that get you down, at least you started!

I’m tennis pilled. I am fuzzy yellow ball maxxing. I am lost in the US Open sauce.

Watching tennis for the first time, this Bonzi Medvedev match is captivating as hell.

Those Xenomorphs in Alien wouldn’t be so scary if literally any protagonist brought a Benelli M4 with them

I was a pretty husky kid so I don’t know if I’d appreciate ESPN broadcasting my weight during the little league world series

Any other longtime Battlefield fans playing the BF6 Beta? I’m enjoying it so far, feels a lot like BF4. Hoping we get some bigger maps on full release.

Chrome angel and devil ladies on a brand new Charger EV. Absolute peak Dodge owner I could not believe my eyes

“Brace your urethra for turbulence” is a real line from a real commercial I just saw on TV

I have a newfound appreciation for 80s Ferraris. Maintenance nightmares yes, but so cool.

Unfortunately it really is consistent practice that makes you better at guitar, not buying another guitar. I’m so sorry.

If anything AI slop has made me really appreciate real art. Oh you made that for real with your own two hands, you conjured a vision in your minds eye and brought it to life? that must have taken a lot of practice that’s sick dude.

Figured out how to pinch harmonic at 32 don’t give up

Dead internet theory can’t be real. It’d be too embarrassing if I was the only one using Reddit

Crashing my car typing out Crosby, Stills, Pluto Nash & Young

ALL OF LITERATURE AND ART FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS: having your every wish instantly granted will lead to horrific outcomes TECH NERDS: we've put all our money into building the wish-granting machine faster than ever before

Been seeing more and more Model Ys with cheap looking window louvers installed and it makes me laugh every time.