The treasury secretary sounds like the lawyer from My Cousin Vinny if he were constantly on the verge of crying. Kinda looks like him too

Pope Leo should invite Colbert to the Vatican.

Trumps doing so “well” in China BRICs is now BRIICs. Makes me wonder how many more letters they can add.

"It's a rom-com version of 'The Purge,' Liz, where premarital sex is outlawed except for one night every year."

Nick Saban trying to score some Downs family chili on national TV. Respect

My brain just mixed up Tracy Morgan’s new show with Devil Wears Prada 2. Bobby Moynihan did his bad Jim face joke to Emily Blunts character.

Hey guys I’m in this and it should be good fun and it’s for a very good cause Please come if you can swing it It’s also going to be streaming so check it out

Trump and Elon broke up

Seth Rollins comin out like Jebus

Really hoping someone “accidentally” punches Logan Paul for real

This vote was to start the process of the cuts. It WILL come back for a final vote. There are some chances to slow or potentially stop it. Need constant pressure on GOP Focus on GOP swing seats & key committees. Energy & Commerce is where the Medicaid fight will go down. Ways&Means for tax fight.

please don’t fire me President Musk

MTA to Feds: Drop dead

Texas Outbreak come Sunday

GoFundMe is going to MATCH all donations to this fundraiser up to $250,000 Letz go,!! 🙏🏾

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c...

She put down on my first car so I could drive home after shows instead of sleeping in bus stations. I took the car and just drove to shows further away….and slept in the car 😂😂😂. Not what she intended. But it was worth it. Fck a Louvre. Hang this in my mama’s house. New Special streaming now @Hulu

Before we kick off this game, there are a lot of gofundme's for the LA fires and it's hard to know who to help as they come across your timeline but this page has specific people as well as a general relief fund https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/wildfire-relief/california

A reminder as Musk-bots, Trump-bots, and other bots start hitting Bluesky: blocking users removes their replies from your posts entirely. The correct way of handlin antagonizing parties is to block. Not reply. Not dunk. Not mute. Block. It stops their reach and effectiveness right there.

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

If sign language interpreters bother you, I have an easy solution, it’s called “shut the fuck up” If trans people existing bothers you, I have an easy solution, it’s called “shut the fuck up” If gay people getting married bothers you, I have an easy solution, it’s called “shut the fuck up”

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg – who died of a drug overdose in his Californian home today – says it is not Facebook’s role to be the arbiter of truth for everything people post online.

Hoping this House of Dragons like war on Twitter ends with the MAGA crowd feeding Elon to Truckasaurus.

Love that Curt Cignetti says controversial stuff and he’s a rebel. Meanwhile Deion Sanders does and he’s controversial. Wonder white the difference is.