Resident Evil 9 has left me feeling breathless in the best way. I haven't finished yet but it has been excellent so far. It maybe won't hit quite so hard if you weren't a long-time fan of the series already. But if you are, you're going to love RE9.

I really like that undeniably one of the hottest Deadlock characters is Vyper. Her voice actor really killed it.

Rem. My son. My boy. My sweet sleepy baby boy.

Unlike many people I decided upon my retirement plan early in life. I like to stay one step ahead, you know? The plan is simple - I die before I get anywhere near retirement age. No investment required!

Found this game on Steam and I am a little scared not gonna lie

Screw it who cares anymore I'm streaming this game tomorrow viewer count be damned

Feels weird to think about dating and my requirement of "You must be very into gaming otherwise I don't think we'll match well" but honestly it's just the truth. I'm 35 now the clock is ticking and I don't want to waste time, both yours or mine

A new .hack game announced after all this time!? Time for a rewatch of my favourite anime series

If you think I'm unenthusiastic about meeting your pets it's just me trying to give them space and not be too loud so they can warm up to meeting someone new. Also secretly hoping the whole time that your cat acknowledges how virtuous a house-guest I am being and doesn't just ignore me.

Oh I get it now Valve... He's a demon twink. Very clever of you.

I have almost no idea how to play Deadlock correctly but being a cunty little vampire is pretty fun. I have a feeling Valve has quietly done it again (ignore the MVP I was just in a bot game and we all know that doesn't count)

Surprised at how many retro game fans don't know about Japanese murder mystery game Glass Rose (PS2)

Checking out the Deadlock beta and I love him he's just a sleepy little guy

Recently discovered I don't process alcohol correctly which is why I get drunk and sick from it quickly and my whole life just increasingly feels like this

Watching this true crime documentary series about 'Phrogging' cases where someone stays inside your house without you knowing. The stories are scary but I had to laugh at this one judgemental guy calling the family whose home he invaded 'Rat like people' okay go find a new house then you maniac

Hit me up if you need coaching. My empire of dirt now comes in blue

"I hope this email finds you well" How your email finds me but in Victorian slang:

League of Legends players will do anything but go to therapy

Look all I'm saying is, if I thought humanity was so intrinsically flawed that the era of mankind should come to an end for a higher form of being, then maybe I'd end up a bit like her too 🤔

I don't smile for photos because I look like this when I try to

Really, really hope I can enjoy recording the Fatal Frame 2 Remake. I wanted to like the game when I played the Wii version but the pace was so slow and everything had this one shade of brown that I found it gruelling to play through. Maybe it was just a hard game to stream for a live audience?

I didn't even know this was a thing you could get in League

I miss her

You don't have to tell me, I think we all know which one I picked

I always loved Miranda's reaction here. Sometimes there really is something oddly liberating about having your hopes crushed. They don't care about you that much and it's not going to happen. Now you can put your time and energy elsewhere.

Going to try very, very hard to give the other bachelors of Coral Island a chance so I don't just predictably pick Mark before I've even booted the game up

Did this cute little personality quiz online and it called me a lazy 'Bed-Rotting Genius'. Not sure where the genius part comes from but the bed-rotting I have DOWN poomang.com/en/t/godlife...

Made it to Gold a little too easily in League this season and now my stupid ass is thinking... What if I tried to reach Platinum and see how far I get? 😳

I wonder what life is like for the social media manager of Arsenal Football Club in England. Their fans are called 'Gooners' by the way.

The biggest compliment I ever received on my Japanese skills was talking to someone who wasn't a teacher who then corrected me on some grammar I was using mid-conversation. Japanese people are way too polite to do that unless you are actually getting decent at the language 😅

Been telling people a new Animal Crossing but with faster online features and the ability to help build your friends' islands and interact with objects more while visiting would sell millions. Until I realised I am basically just describing Habbo Ninten-Hotel

Squall and Rinoa 💐

Apparently the new Silent Hill movie is terrible, so I definitely have to watch it

I've always had bad under-eye bags but good lord I need to get rich so I can have them surgically fixed or something. I look like I am bravely soldiering on in spite of The Disease™

Boyfriend and I broke up tonight. We had become close friends rather than a relationship by the end. In that regard I'm happy at least! But I feel like I don't have a lot of time to waste in terms of getting back out there and god... getting back out there... 😑

Victor wanted us to change in-game Lara to appeal more to a Japanese audience. Huge eyes/head etc. They faxed through examples really late in dev. Toby Gard really didn't want to alter Lara. As a compromise all that was changed was the manuals & guide. Not sure who did that render or illustrations.

No one: The saturation filter used on Scotland in The Traitors:

This is the tiniest gripe but the app for my local taxi service doesn't let you select a tip at the end of a journey. I'm guessing it's to do with how the card charge works. I feel like recently you're asked to pay tips before you even know how the service you got was. Isn't that against the point?

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.🎮

Cleared M12S and the tier week one! There is a tower mechanic that also requires Esuna'ing Doom and then standing somewhere to bait a laser that was so hard as healer it legit nearly made me crash out into despair 😭

Starting to wonder how other people in their 30s don't find themselves thinking about retirement and death a lot once their family starts to pass (unless they were unlucky etc) because I have become even more morbid than usual. I've caught myself thinking I "don't have much time left" and I'm 35 ffs

Progging the last fight of the tier (M12S phase 2) in FFXIV right now! The arena looks cool (reminds me of Wicked Thunder) but mechanics in this are very WHUH?????? right from the very beginning

And you need to back the fuck up

Excited to post up some Resident Evil Outbreak with the EZ Small gang tomorrow, there's something about that slight awkward jankiness of older games that makes them so charming and hilarious

The first time I heard Vamp Fatale's raid BGM in FFXIV I thought it was saying "I'm Jason!" during the chorus and now I can't unhear it

Woke up after a long depression nap to try and fix my facecam settings and I got an unexpected compliment from my Sony a6000 ☺️

I would probably be losing weight right now if Salt & Vinegar Pringles didn't exist

You managed to really catch my likeness! Right down to the wearing many layers for warmth, sitting in my chair improperly and having one little wisp of hair sticking up. Shockingly accurate 🤠

I think my life would have been way better if I was really good at one thing rather than being mediocre to average at a lot of things. I missed out on being a tortured genius 😔