BASEBALL is not about FUN or JOY it's about the ARMY

Iran

This 19-year-old should add a 21st person to their count.

Spotted this on a pole behind independence hall. I recently saw someone say they found collage to be the best way to work through things and I didn’t really see it at the time but

If you are a high school coach and the father of an athletic white girl comes in your office with concerns about a black girl on the team… …what choice do you have? Public schools serve *everyone*. Do you slam the door in his face? If so, welcome to a full fledged community blow up.

Rebel Wilson is the Jared Leto of commercials

Uh, could the risks be that a key oil route is being mined?

She has a lot of expertise in this area actually (Air was Forced into her late husband’s neck)

This is why you never let Aaron Judge give a motivational speech.

AOC’s “we shouldn’t let things get to that point” answer about Taiwan doesn’t look so stupid now, huh, the media?

I’m out running errands and I had two consecutive stops where one place was playing “Tainted Love” and the other was playing “SOS” by Rihanna, and it’s a little jarring to hear that sample immediately after the original.

Operation Epic Fury [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass. It's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

This man is four heartbeats away from being the President, and he’s out here like a kid wearing his daddy’s shoes.

Gas prices are up 20% since last week. This leaves eggs as literally the only thing that isn’t much more expensive under Trump than it was under Biden.

More Scottish excellence on display here.

Yeah, fuck it, let’s do it.

lol. Lmao

Yeah, it’s Macho Man

So we already have the term Polymath for someone who excels in a lot of knowledge-based fields. I propose the Polyrube for people who are believers in multiple conspiracy theories / never met a piece of propaganda they didn't get fooled by

I’m never gonna call a chatbot “Claude,” and I think you should immediately be put into a conservatorship if you say one is conscious.

I felt like I was having a stroke trying to read this. I guess “PR troops who can write in English” was woke DEI or something.

Look, Billy Corgan is a huge dumbass with some of the worst wrestling instincts I’ve ever seen, but those first few Smashing Pumpkins albums are unimpeachable.

benjamin netanyahu: kamala i just bombed iran. youre now at war with iran

Rivers Cuomo voice: 🎵Ooo Weee Oooo, Secretary Markwayne Mullin Oh-Oh, is replacing Kristi Noem🎵

Ryan Grim popping up every couple of months to remind everyone he’s a dumbass like a Bad Take Punxsutawney Phil.

Just noticed Gisele Fetterman nuked her Instagram. Girl just leave

Rest in piss

He “got emotional discussing the horrors of war,” which he voluntarily signed up to do as a Blackwater mercenary.

jared leto

The president of the united states of america is a child rapist.

Hmmm, a school and a hospital in the first 48 hours? This is definitely Israel doing their thing.

Of course it’s some jug-hooter in Chesterfield who needed to blow up a completely different Muslim nation to make her feel less bad about her large dead son.

Imagine dying so that people can stop asking the president if he’s a pedophile.

I dunno, I think it’s pretty funny to post a “Genie, you’re free” gif immediately before becoming the new Gobbledy Gooker. 🤼

Where is the lie?

It’s never been more imperative yet less likely to happen that the democrats get some new leadership.

mister president!! sir!! you forgot to get your permission slip signed to slaughter thousands of innocent people!

operation epstein fury

*Lee Ving voice* Let’s have a war. Take the heat off the pedophile president. Let’s have a war. We’re all friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

Oh, good, this will ease everyone’s minds.

It wouldn’t be an Israeli military operation if it wasn’t targeting children.

We should make spitting on our troops real this time

i can't wait to see democratic party leadership come out to explain why they aren't gonna do a fucking thing about this either

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

the only surprising thing is that this hasn’t happened sooner since murdering iranians unifies the whole western ruling classes, the military, both political parties, and the craven media.

only thing the all love more than murder and mayhem in the middle east is raping children.

Belief has always been hard for me, but I've reached the age where I absolutely must believe that there truly exists a hell of eternal torments hot enough and deep enough for these people