The Knicks got that Trump loser stench on them now. Spurs in 6.

These metaphors are getting too obvious.

Easy for her to say. Her birth control is “being married to Benny Johnson.”

I feel like Adam Kinsinger and Barstool should both be red on this map. Kinsinger was literally a Republican representative in Congress, and Barstool is “what if Gamergate had opinions about Mac Jones?”

AI Tupac worked out great for Drake. I don’t see the problem here.

He should try exploring the Sentinel Islands.

Bought an ace pride flag and they tossed in a pile of stickers including this surprising banger???

Shoulda been Ethan Van Sciver or Chuck Dixon instead.

Setting aside how dumb this topic is in the first place, there’s some real tiny-dick New Yorker energy in choosing to include the spire for the Empire State Building’s height but not the Willis Tower’s to make it look taller.

Hit dog hollering pretty loud right now

It’s very cool that Bluesky keeps disabling all my notifications.

Huge news for ten-year coma patients.

That famously not-gay civilization, the ancient Greeks

its so funny people are still like "actually the economy is better than how it appears" and the average millennial retirement plan is to strap a bomb to your chest

Stan Lee screwed over every artist he ever worked with. He stuck his name on characters that he did not create. He is the platonic ideal of the kind of huckster sleaze that AI was built for, and even he deserves the dignity in death that AI robs from you.

My crank baseball opinion is that combined no-hitters don’t count.

We’re at the point now where if you’re the GM of a contender and you trade for James Harden, you should be fired on the spot.

“Behind Blue Eyes” - Limp Bizkit

I’d love to watch the 500 today, but Fox decided that the best people to talk about the race are QAnonica Patrick and Tony “Killed a Guy” Stewart.

*huge fart noise*

I am genuinely shocked that someone named “Jaxson Dart” is a MAGA chud.

Voting is like riding the bus. It only goes one way, and everyone yells at you when you say that maybe it should go somewhere good. Also the bus is running over a bunch of Muslim kids, and if you complain you get called antisemitic. Plus, Reid Hoffman has a weirdly big say in routes for some reason.

RIP Barney Frank. His nipples are protruding in Hell now.

Natalie Merchant

The fast food cold-cuts-on-ciabatta trend was a real low point in American culture.

everyone itt blaming trump and canada and the economy and zoomers not drinking... wake up! the real reason for this insane surplus is that bourbon fucking sucks

Those is what being a craven dipshit worm gets you.

Jared Polis just said some bullshit about “we solve our differences by talking and debating others instead of locking them up” as a defense for his commutation of Tina Peters, and you just know he doesn’t apply that logic to some kid who got caught shoplifting.

Ah yes, that famous line from Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker movie

I think I’ve finished this. Like they’ll finish you. #artsky

Spaceballs sucks.

*$5 gasoline

Would, regretfully.

lol "The final proof was when Ukraine hit the power station for the Moscow area and the sub-reddit suddenly went to almost 0 activity for the time the power was out in Moscow. The people at Reddit HAD to know about this."

The Globe is about to run a story about how Little Joe was a clubhouse cancer that was never really interested in staying with Boston.

Noah Syndergaard rolling out his MAGA pivot in May 2026 just shows us that the Mets didn’t sign him for his brains.

Yes, this is definitely a problem with Bluesky and not with the purported left-wing party being a windsock with no principles.

This bracket was invalidated in the first round when Kings of Leon somehow beat out "Bad Romance."

I don’t know what it is, but it’s absolutely none of these.

I just went to the grocery store, and a pound of the ultra-budget, probably-cuts-their-shit-with-gypsum brand sugar costs $3.50 a pound. What the fuck are we doing here?

spider-klan, spider-klan faked a cry cause he killed a man spins a web full of lies shouldn't say that i hope

I think Fox looks cool, I don’t like Falco’s crest but otherwise he looks cool, and Slippy looks as shitty as he is annoying. Peppy’s there, too. Overall, I think they nailed it.

This is just Toilet 2 from Strip Law

Lots going on today

Iron Chef Chinese… Hiroyuki Sakai?!?

The Mid Red Spot, imo.

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