it’s time to investigate rain for its heinous crimes

Somewhere, some poor Onion writer is tearing up another draft article while screaming "Damn this timeline!"

these kids today with their waltzing and root beer and snowball fights

Occam's Razor

hey guys, what’s up. live streaming the state of the union so you don’t have to OH MY GOSH HE DID A FLIP

POV: You’re court-ordered to follow my account.

Do these compressions socks make my butt look big?

hey kids, you’re not going to believe this but it’s still 2026

heard yall like games!! what if i told you that these games were made by Black and queer comrades!!! www.ponderclub.co/wordie

weird way to address the violence NYPD enacted on kids having a PLANNED snowball fight after a blizzard

the cops body slammed someone in the same video but that's cool i guess

it was a snowball fight!! zohran needs to fire her now. this is a waste of time, taxpayer money, and straight up insane

please, mr postman is such a funny song. girl get mad at your boyfriend for not giving a fuck about you not this innocent public service worker

heard yall like games!! what if i told you that these games were made by Black and queer comrades!!! www.ponderclub.co/wordie

Ok, Jesse, now write something about menstrual cramps. Start with the subheading "Are they real? Who's to say"

when i say the NYTimes deserves neither your money nor your respect, i also mean NYTimes cooking, NYTimes puzzles, crosswords, connections, and wordle, the wirecutter, the athletic, and all their podcasts. the nytimes continues to platform a person who made trans people's lives worse

Dyed on a Cody DeFranco shirt for a respected mutual 🫡

Bringing back good ol fashioned ass beatings because people forgot how to act right

#OnThisDay Feb 24, 2024

Someone asked why their posts are not getting shared and I had to point out they don't use alt text on their images, which they didn't see the big issue... 🫠 Hey folks, use alt text in your images! There are a lot of folks who make a point to not reshare a post if you don't.

we are ruled by a class of men incapable of experiencing joy

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Breaking: The Olympic gold-winning U.S. women's hockey team DECLINES Trump's invitation to his State of the Union address after he was caught on video mocking them.

I'm sorry Ms Jackson I am surreal Never meant to make your daughter cry I'm a fish with one gigantic eye

Agonising to read BTW, this is a massive undercount. Studies indicate Keir Starmer's Israeli handlers killed over 680,000 Palestinians, 60% of whom were children www.aljazeera.com/features/202...

Absolute shocker of a rights grab - academics may want to push back hard

I hate that Black children can't ever just be kids in this racist, evil fucking place "That's a future leader!" That is a child. That is a child who has to say these things, things said over and over Many times in this country, because we don't protect kids like her, her friends and her classmates

Well my good & sweet friends~ You’ve seen the rocks. But you’ll have to wait until tomorrow for the Death Valley SuperBloom. My bed beckons me. Until we meet again, good night 💛

haha can someone maybe. draft this to be a better post. but uh. @everyone pls can you share and help. im trying to flee this horrible place i live. please help me.

SPRING has already sprung...🌼⛰️🌵 ...over in the Black Mountains of Arizona. So today we hiked out to 'Finger Rock'...officially named Thumb Butte, to enjoy the #wildflowers! 😶‍🌫️👍 🌿 Wanna come along? I took some pix! 1/3 🧵 #Hiking #FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling #SundayYellow #GreenTherapy #SundayVibes

follow reginald’s advice or be damned gang

So it's ok to start a war illegally against a nation of 92 million, for whom you have "no sympathy" as long as the purpose is clear? The Big Dem line that Trump is a demented fascist domestically while simultaneously agreeing his foreign policy decisions just isn't gonna cut it anymore.

Often in my speeches, I say how the best activism rarely looks like activism. It looks like doing something you love and bringing it to others. When they connect with you in that way, it creates a sort of cognitive dissonance that can actually change hearts and minds.

Wunmi Mosaku wins Best Actress in a Supporting Role for ‘SINNERS’ at the 2026 BAFTA Film Awards. #WunmiMosaku #Sinners

They are stealing children in order to brainwash them into becoming the next generation of psychopathic fundamentalists, and that is not an exaggeration or a conspiracy theory.

They've been doing this for YEARS.

JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.

some benevolent cyberpunk for you

It's so frustrating that Biden spent 4 years saying the office of the president was powerless to do anything about basically anything and now we have a president just pulling the levers of power as fast as he can going "whee!" and there doesn't seem to be anything stopping him?

GLORIOUS pelican roll this morning! Thank you, bird! 🪶

"Rather than allowing Democrats to exceptionalize this moment as an aberration ... we must stay clear-eyed about what is new or different right now without forgetting the broader structures and ideologies that gave rise to this crisis."

it’s groove time 🪩📻

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Obviously jail is the moderate position, but I am begging you guys to play it cool if you ever get a chance to be on a jury that decides this man’s fate. Wasted opportunity

My blob, please, he's very sick