:-) ALL.

HRT won't solve all your problems, but holy shit will it ever solve problems you didn't think were possible to solve

⚠️🚨⚠️🚨⚠️🚨⚠️🚨⚠️ RED ALERT ARGENT 7 ACHIEVED WARNING HITH ALERT ESCAPE VELOCITY ALMOST ACHIEVED

if you need to deal with a spellcaster try turning them into a toony inflatable roo ☑️ can't do somatic components with boxing glove hands ☑️ can't speak verbal components with permagrin decal mouth ☑️ can't use memorize spells when their head is full of air 🎨: @redflare500.bsky.social

have you ever been teleported atom by atom. quark by quark it is nearly instantaneous, but you don't expwrience it that way. it hurts. it hurts more than anything else. ypu'll think youve died so many times. youll wish for it to end so many times. but you do end up on the other side of it.

im drawing zorak tf because nobody can stop me

For a long time the answer was no, but today it is yes 'Yes' gets to be retroactive. It overrides all the previous no's and changes them to 'not right now, but later' And if things feel bad enough that my answer is no again I can tell myself that it will be 'Yes' again in the future, so I keep on.

it only hurts for a little while

Hi guys! CBS “News” blatantly lied to us about the fictitious “internal injuries” of Jonathan Ross to help spread propaganda for the admin. That should piss you off.

"I am Alexis Rose." "... but, Alexis Rose is dead." "I am dead. Yet I live."

Please don't throw furries under the bus. Stop calling it a furry party.

Joe Biden, according to the centrist talking class:

scones taste like they were a mistake and not meant to be eaten

Like with most popular cyberpunk, mainstream Dark Science discourse would probably revolve around people attempting to call it "apolitical," despite the overt Marxist and anti-imperial themes.

Now Available! I Just dropped off some of my holographic stickers @Fae's Cabinet! are any of my other stickers you would like to see ? Or if there are designs/animals/fantasy creatures you have never seen before and think would make really cool stickers and would like to see in my art style?

Best part is that no one is sure this is even THE rock, it’s just *a* rock they put a little pen around.

Susie wanted to take the wish granting machine, Star Dream, for herself so badly, so it granting it, but as we've seen from other wish granters in the Kirby world, it doesn't always go as planned. The machine fused with her, making sure she'd be able to take it with her anywhere.

closeups

lose

hey you wanna play books?! *starts reading*

treez outside 🌿

girls are so pretty

sorry that gnosticism is true. it will happen again. yea, that's the antichrist. yes it's just a long colon coiled recursively inside itself which attempts to digest the divine spark which grants your life moral reality

ALEXIS RADIO ♋📻🎶 youtu.be/kLEwh85g26M?... NEVER GONNA GO NEVER GONNA GO NEVER GONNA GO NEVER GONNA GO IF I MIGHT SEE YOU AGAIN

This dragon has a lot to answer for...

the story of how my wife realized she's trans last fall is actually really sweet she was at a flea market, looking at clothes made by an older lesbian, and said something like "I love all of this but none of it will fit my big dumb boy body" and she just gave my wife a knowing look and handed her 🧵

We are a disabled, schizophrenic, transgender system living in Poland, and we need help with rent and bills, as we aren't able work due to our disabilities. Our goal is $700, but no matter how far we get every donation is a huge help.

Please help

ARGENT 2

Happy Monday everyone, let's try to make it through the week

Raw raw rawsputin, you should probably cook him first.

No sun time

the people’s dilbert issue #4

you all like being aliv3 ,right uounwould come bqck if given the opportunity, right you qould stay if givem thenchoice, right please say yes dont lie but please ley the truth be a "yes"

i love the way I can't come down from all the good things that I never do You're my cherry chocolate vitamin i take You every morning the sunbun that You gave me with Your eyes is nothing i would ever wqnt to heal Ultraviolet I apply you to My wishes Every morning

a neuter sex hormone that prevents your bones from falling apart or your heart from wasting away would rule tbh like maybe we're not that far from such synthetic hormones but anything not bioidentical rn usually has unreliable effects and sometimes really bad side effects, like synth prog and cancer

uh. Alexis and Alexis

I think this is still one of my favourite images I've made

you all like being aliv3 ,right uounwould come bqck if given the opportunity, right you qould stay if givem thenchoice, right please say yes dont lie but please ley the truth be a "yes"

i think it's awesome that some newspapers still run letters from the community and the price we pay is that usually the people with the time and energy to write letters to the newspaper are fussy old cranks

donate. today. the time is running out.

he must be built

i like him sorryy .., teehee

actually i think beautiful women are owed for their service to eyeballs

resting :3 face

It's @kurrai.bsky.social getting the true VIP experience at the Squid Sisters concert!! ✨🦑

Ended up having a spark of inspiration, decided to sketch Cirrus post-TF into a pooltoy Lucario! And as usual, it got outta hand and ended up with shading, lmao #oc #pooltoy #tf #transformation #post-tf #lucario #inflatable #squeaky

i really do love (hate) how "transmed" has become such a meaningless slur. somehow (read: rampant levels of cissexism) the words to describe the systemic oppression and literal torture of trans people by the medical establishment turned into "trans woman online who i don't like".

this sounds like it should be a war crime