Getting essentially eliminated yesterday, I’m now kinda hoping for all the conditions to be as bad as possible tonight. Prove that you’re different than those previous Dolphins teams. You have been, but tonight can solidify it.

Dolphins incredibly slim hopes rest in the hands of Mahomes and I couldn’t have less confidence

The F1 movie got a 7.7 on IMDB and 82% on Rotten Tomatoes. Brother, what? Maybe blockbusters just aren’t for me, I don’t know. When the dialog has to spell everything out for you, that’s not art.

Not like you needed any more reasons to distrust Trump, but you cannot trust a man that “flips” a coin like that

Turned off last night's game at 28-14, just watched the finish. That's a firable collapse IMO. Bucs needed 15 things to go wrong, lost every single one of those critical moments As for Baker, that pick, they had been flashing that curl/flat defender under the deep 1/3 defender all night. CHU DOIN?!

I never quit you, Kyle Pitts

I think the prospect I'm going to have the hardest time with this cycle is USC WR Makai Lemon. Goodness he is polished, tough and catches everything, but I don't see NFL speed when I watch him. To be fair, a lot of the best NFL WRs aren't the fastest, but I do like speed. Properly conflicted.

Doing a film study project watching plays from the end of the LAC game...there were 3 critical mistakes prior to the missed Herbert sacks that probably would've given the Dolphins the win They win that game, they just need to be 1 game better than the Chargers over the final 4 to make the playoffs

Herbert turns it over 3 times in the first half, but just you watch the discourse is about the cross-body throw (which was fuckin sick by the way).

Rasul Douglas - ideal Weaver corner

Watch all the Dolphins that get in on the surge

They mocked me when I said Jonah was coming on. Mocked!

Dolphins run game. Replicatable Sustainable Uhhh fun to watch

I would also be very happy to put Sonny Styles next to Jordyn Brooks and create our own Warner-Greenlaw situation here. Something all great defenses have in common: two alpha, tone-setting, elite 3-down athletes at the LB position. This would give Miami that.

Idk if they’re any different, but these new episodes of Outdoor Boys are hitting like Cartmanland when Cartman closed it to the public.

Remember how annoying I was about how good of an addition Tyler Warren would’ve been to the Dolphins offense all draft season? Copy paste Kenyon Sadiq.

I think I’ve cracked the code on the Backyard Football mobile app

So that interview with Urban Meyer finally pushed me to getting to Fernando Mendoza on tape… I get it now. I’m still worried there are physical limitations, but damnit he is sharp sharp. It’s one thing to talk about it, but he processes real time as fast as he can verbalize.

Started a rewatch of Barry (HBO). I’ve seen it several times but first time since he wrapped…truly one of the best shows ever. Back end of the top 10 for me all time.

I am never gonna forget the outrage by some over drafting Jordan Phillips (a very good football player) over Sheduer Sanders (a very bad football player).

Sorsby the one. Wasn’t even a good day (unless he pulls off the comeback). But the highest highs still all over the tape. The running element. And look at him access goblin mode on that drive. He’s a psychopath. That’s what I want.

Nyck Harbor is my kind of prospect. There’s not a lot of polish there but my god he looks like a semi truck pulling away from sports cars on an 80-yard TD.

As we continue hurling towards the dark ages, at least there is some right in this world, some healing. I’m talking of course about new episodes of Outdoor Boys on Saturday mornings again.

Oops! I did it again!

The Dolphins ran 18 plays Sunday from 11 personnel (3 WRs) and averaged 4.5 yards per play They ran 16 plays from multi RB/TE sets and averaged 11.7 yards per play. I’m cool with showing 11 now and then, but it’s so obvious what this offense does well. Need to make it the staple, not a feature.

The nice part about the Dolphins being a better second half team this time around is it’s on the backs of rookie contract players, and the main veterans aren’t going anywhere any time soon. This is a presumptive tweet. They’re gonna be 6-7 going to Pittsburgh.

The Miami Dolphins out physicaled the Buffalo Bills yesterday

94 is a fuckin monster. Long term glue guy.

Tua out here trying to make me fall in love again

Waddle = elite football player

Drive home safely

Omar Cooper is a baller. NFL all day. That is one of the greatest catches you’ll ever see. Those hops with that awareness 👍🏻

That’s why I just don’t see this Mendoza love, that ball right there. Loses gas on a 20 yard comeback, undercut for a pick.

The juxtaposition of punting in this game is a marvel

Travis landed on his target QB prospect (by November)! Brendan Sorsby, Cincinnati

It's a mess, disclaimer in flashing red. HOWEVER! I am certain that Achane and Gordon is the most dangerous RB combination going forward in the NFL. Ollie does everything well that Achane lacks, which isn't much. Von was terrific last night, as good as he's been...and Ollie just has it, man.

Just drove from the glades on Pines Blvd to Hiatus without hitting a single red light. Pretty sure that’s a South Florida record.

The Perfect Neighbor, if you can handle the raw footage of it all, is the best crime documentary I've seen. I don't think it'll change the genre because the amount of body cam footage they had was so unique given the amount of calls they got, but it is just different than anything you've ever seen.

Those were the 2 outings Bazardo had this year the day after throwing multiple innings Andres Munoz, the best relief pitcher in MLB, was ready to go off 2 days rest I’d be far more accepting of the L if Springer got Seattle’s best, but he didn’t. And the Ms had total control over letting it happen

Still trying to imagine the thought of going to your second best set-up guy for the biggest at bat of the season when the game's best closer was just chillin' in the pen off two days rest. Then they do bring in Munoz in the 8th down 4-3. Dan Wilson managed that game like a July 1998 tilt.

Sports? No thanks. Not for me.

Bryan Woo is special special

That “one win from a pennant” feeling

My wife was on the porch with noise cancelling headphones and said she heard me and the boy going crazy. My son has been clenching his fists saying yaaaaassss!! ever since. Greatest sports moment in my 38 years on this dumb planet.

Euuuuuugeeeeeeeeennnnnioooooooooooooooooo Suaaaaaaaaarrrrreeeeeezzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!

I still think Alejandro Kirk should’ve been banned from baseball when he hit into a 9-3. More egregious offense than anything from the steroid era.

Might be time to give Vlad Jr. the four finger pass

Bombs on consecutive days to the literal worst hitter in the American League. Would be tragic if it weren’t so hilarious. Tough to win a series doing that.

If you ask me, any phone call about Jaylen Waddle starts with a first round pick And unless I think you’re gonna finish multiple games below .500, I’m hanging up

Well this isn’t fun