Hillary said I wasn't allowed to do anything scary for Halloween cause our former neighbors had a toddler but they have moved away and I have taken it too far immediately

OGFC with a result that will live in club lore. Going a man down 5 minutes into the match, they pull out a solid 4-1 victory. ALL GLORY TO OGFC!

Moultrie is bangers only. #baonpdx

MAYDAY MAYDAY!! OGFC (Old Growth FC) needs 2-3 non-male subs for their 7v7 match at 5:30pm tonight. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. #RCTID

Welp. Nailed it. Zero wins in final four. Only 3 goals scored in final four, gave up 8. Neville Out. #rctid

Maybe Phil can use that suit to look for another fuckin job

These jerks are really gonna make us watch another 25 minutes of this garbage. #rctid

Oh my God turnout in little ol *Oregon City* is MASSIVE. Seven city blocks, both sides of the street, several people deep, easily WELL over 2000 in a town with a population of around 38K. I have lived here since 1993. Trust me when I tell you this unbelievable for this little purple town. #NoKings

Meta protesting at the end of the Oregon Trail in Oregon City. #NoKings w/ @shebainpdx.bsky.social

Esther and Hezekiah off to protest in Oregon City #NoKings

Public Service announcement: 12 Right Wing agitators are walking around downtown Portland trying to start stuff. Most of them appear to be live-streaming.

Moar wildlife at werk.

Ybarra with the opener, assisted by Rawson. Rawson-Ybarra with the winner assisted by Rawson, Ybarra with the hockey assist. Got it?

Having fancy cake at work today. Apparently it is not ok to tell your boss that “last time I saw a cake that nice, your mother jumped out of it.” Anyway…FML.

Turns out we are ALL #PortlandFrog! Shirts, hoodies and mugs now available. Profits to Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition. ✊ calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/p...

*BOOP* @shebainpdx.bsky.social

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Couch #rctid

I don’t have the means so I’m giving this idea away. We need 1 person in an authentic Darth Vader costume, flanked by 4 stormtroopers to go inspect the Federale’s at the ice facility. The imperial march in the background while Darth inspects & is congratulatory about the success of their mission.

BREAKING!! TOP 5 WESTERN BADASS CHARACTERS REVEALED!! 1. William Munny- “Unforgiven” 2. Doc Holiday- “Tombstone” 3. Django- “Django Unchained” 4. Theodore Ogilvie- “The Apple Dumpling Gang” 5. Rooster Cogburn- “True Grit” (Jeff Bridges) All rankings are final, outside opinions worthless, etc, etc.

You can’t make this sh*t up. @shebainpdx.bsky.social and I packed the same two shirts for the match tonight, not having said a word about it beforehand.

The flounder is in the tin. I say again, The flounder is in the tin. All systems are operational. Engage. cc: @shebainpdx.bsky.social

Beautiful beast, 10 pt I think

Wildlife on campus

Starting BOLI training…

79. American citizen.

That ball may have knocked Jack Jewsbury’s out of orbit. #rctid

@shebainpdx.bsky.social getting on her dance vibes for Cultural Heritage Day!

Go home Kamal, you’re drunk. #rctid

Happy Birthday to my darlin! Always living her best life #rctid

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Thorns level off a Moultrie rebound. #baonpdx

I can haz weekend?

Big presentation in 20 minutes. Positive vibes appreciated.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Moultrie to the Red Stars: #BAONPDX

He was so far offside his first touch was in Wilsonville. #rctid

We need to see about having our pitch widened to 120 yards. #rctid

Tonight is Finn’s night. Mark it down. #rctid

Sometimes Portland out-portlands itself.

That’s what’s up.

@shebainpdx.bsky.social that’s a negative trajectory on the Slider Buns for the Axe and Rose. Slider buns…#rctid

IT’S MMMAAATTCCHDAAAAYY!!! Pre-funk at the Axe and Rose 4PM! Ritual sacrificial killing of a Red Bull @ 730! BYOI (Bring your own incense) #rctid

Friends! There are still several spaces left for tomorrow's CPR class! 11-3pm at the Axe & Rose; learn to save a life, stick around for the match day pre-funk. 1737 SW Morrison in Portland, Saturday 9/13 #RCTID

I reviewed @shawnlevy.com's CLINT for The Times, which is behind a paywall so I can't see it. But hey, I think it's here.

⛑️ CPR class tomorrow! Info & sign-up here: 107ist.org/event-6292239 #BAONPDX #RCTID

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.