Go big or go home. Fear is for the weak.

In the year of our lord 2026 there is a full grown-ass adult wearing bubblegum flavored fragrance in the office. I feel like I am trapped in a pack of Hubba Bubba on the dash of a 1985 Honda Civic in July. I hate this timeline.

If I ever joined a Krewe, this would be it.

Mr Roboto killed Styx. There, I said it.

This rules. I love how delighted they all look!

I got 20 clams saying Mike ends up in the hospital with skyrocketing blood sugar by 330pm.

They’re just out there setting records at everything.

Heard a day about hearts was comin’ up, and it occurred to me that’s kinda been a throughline around here. 😘 🫀🫀🫀

The campground we’re at this week has a roving flock of turkeys. Sound on for the gobble gobble at the end.

Bring back Thirsty Thursdays or GTFO

I feel attacked.

Whichever gods you pray to, we’re gonna need a favor… #rctid

The Gisele Currier Scholarship Fund & Lazy Days Brewing have formed a new partnership. This collaboration includes Lazy Days donating proceeds from beer sales at Providence Park & Legends Pub. Proceeds from the sale will directly help many deserving young people play the beautiful game. #RCTID

It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

Screw the Patriots man. Screw Seattle too, just slightly less.

This pork chop just threatened @shebainpdx.bsky.social and I. This will not stand. Into the pan it goes.

You probably think this skeet is about you. youtube.com/watch?v=j13o...

Would watch 12 hours of Sam Coffey desperately trying to help Grace Clinton guess NFL teams 😭🏈 🎥: barclayswsl

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

NA NA NA BASKETBALL!!!

Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died

Your mom has acquired Cole Bassett.

How I Learned to Forget My Country is an International Pariah and Just Enjoy the Olympic Games; A Journey in Denial. On sale at religious and conservative bookstores in a red state near you.

Catherine O’Hara? 2026 can get bent.

Seen in Los Angeles (Credit: Zurita Carpio)

We planted 3 hybrid fruit trees in the chicken run today. One each apple, pear, and cherry. Each tree has four different varieties of its fruit grafted on to semi-dwarf root stock. This is going to be lit. W/ @shebainpdx.bsky.social

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Four-time Grammy Award nominee Jesse Welles performs his song "Join Ice." Bob Dylan once said a single folk singer could defeat an entire army. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our man.

Thierry Henry and Ted Lasso in attendance today at the Arsenal Women's game.

2026 has been cancelled due to plummeting ticket sales and general lack of interest. Per policy, all sales are final and refunds will not be available.

The aurora tonight right outside my apartment in North Pols, Alaska was absolutely mind blowing… one of the best displays I have ever seen!

One court decision, two different headlines. Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

At the Winterhawks game w/ @shebainpdx.bsky.social Hawks are down 0-2 in the 11th minute. I feel right at home. #rctid

I think a good strategy for your non-leftist social media presence (ie everywhere but here) is to give this photo - the remains of Danish soldiers returning in coffins after being killed in America's war in Afghanistan - as wide an audience as possible. Remind people who we're betraying

Oregon Coast folks: please pass this around on your community pages. I've worked with Cody and count him a friend and an important community member and family man. (This is captured from a Reddit post on r/Portland.)

Please share and amplify to help locate our good friend Cody!

Treat yoself! W/ @shebainpdx.bsky.social

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

The "outside agitators" are literally ICE.

The absolute accuracy of this.

Could whoever is logging the verbal assaults post some highlights so people understand what our brave boys in brown are dealing with out there

Potatoes & garlic from last year's harvest are still keeping well in the cool, dark, garage. Today we're also harvesting some of our overwinter goodies from plants doing work in the backyard, including celery, carrots, & a new surprise overwinter friend, broccoli! w/ @efilnikufsin.bsky.social 🌱

Seen in Minneapolis this morning

“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…” - says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman