Image from the illuminated edition of the Trump Bible.

The very first image from the surface of Mars, transmitted to Earth from NASA's Viking 1 lander, 50 years ago today. 🧪🔭 www.nasa.gov/image-articl...

The iconoclastic Alan Sprints of Hair of the Dog brewing died last night at 66. It is a huge loss not just for the industry, but for so many whose lives he touched. I wrote a long piece on Alan when he closed the brewery four years ago, and I’ll have a remembrance up later this morning.

The book was better.

Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”

Penny dropped just now. Through these weeks, Argentina was a blend of classic Italy (drama, cut-throatedness) AND classic Germany (never dead till they're dead), which, alas, culturally and historically, makes sense. Best team won, no doubt, but I dug the spectacle and, of course, Leo. #WorldCup

I predict a chess match played with brass knuckles hereforth #ARGvESP #WorldCup #WorldCupFinal

Nobody wanted all that mess #ARGvESP #WorldCup #WorldCupFinal #HalftimeShow #Bullshit

Husband just came in to tell me that since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln every American president has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover.

There was a time when I liked Bryson DeChambeau because he was a genuine original and he pissed off a lot of people in golf that I didn't (and still don't) care for. But facts is facts: Dude is an asshole. Fuck 'im. #TheOpenChampionship

Tie between "Bio-Dome," "Simon Birch," and "Little Monsters" (1989). And fuck you for making me remember them.

Dang they really got a category for everything

Meta glasses ad vandalized in London https://manualdousuario.net/en/they-live-meta-glasses-kylie-jenner/

You've throated your last deep!

#RCTID. FUCK SEATTLE

CBS 2026 = Pravda

When I hear England fans talk about football "coming home," I recall Nancy Barbato Sinatra, Frank Sinatra's first wife. Frank cheated on her constantly, and they divorced in 1951, but she never wed again, even though she lived to the age of 101. Frank was going to come home, you see....

Awesome 🧵 (....swidt?)

BREAKING: Todd Blanche accidentally blurts out the truth.

Just watched a guy in an Oasis bucket hat shake hands with and congratulate a stranger in an Argentina kit on the train and then I walked with the Argentina guy off the train where a guy in a Mexico jersey called him a Nazi. Inconclusive vibes

2 - There are just two occasions of a team scoring first in the semi-final but not reaching the final of the FIFA World Cup in the 21st century – both of them are England (vs Croatia in 2018 and Argentina in 2026). Familiar.

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

Y al Diego! En el cielo lo podemos ver! #ARGvENG #WorldCup

They are sharks. After the wound, the kill. #ARGvENG #WorldCup

Like I said..... MUCHAAAAACHOOOOS! #ARGvENG #WorldCup

Muchaaaachoooos! #ARGvENG #WorldCup

Tonight in random stuff from my collection. Published in 1941, this collects alot of the one panel Little Lulu comic strips by Marjorie Henderson Buell.

37 Hitchcock Cameo Appearances Over 50 Years: All in One Video

Spain is one win away from holding both the men's and women's World Cup titles at the same time, which has never been done. #WorldCup #ESP

Were I a bettor, I'd've lost a *lot* of loot on the question of whether France could be stopped cold thus. #FRAvESP #WorldCup

This woman has been the subject of three NYT pieces in 2025-26

🤣🤣🤣

Belle fête nationale!

I heard from PPB Chief Bob Day on OPB’s Think Out Loud today, and if you have a hyperactive amygdala, does he have some stories for you! Heavy on anecdotes, light on specifics. Why is the PR machine so active? Is it because the cop union spent $800k on a crooked ballot initiative and wants a return?

What I'll remember most about Grima Wormtongue is his joie de vivre.

Iranian media god damn

YMC,A

Rough week for Grahams

“You, boy! Get us some fucking chicken”

We're gonna find out that an hour ago someone placed a $100,000 Polymarket bet that Mitch McConnell would outlive Lindsey Graham

dudes are chilling

Well, it couldn't have been any kind of disease of the spine, guts, or balls.....

Fuck Trump's caddy Kom igjen, Norge! #ENGvNOR #WorldCup

The secret of Mitch McConnell's (alleged) survival is the same as I always ascribed to Jerry Lewis's longevity, namely that they are beta-testing something uniquely appropriate in Hell and want all the bugs out before they come fetch him.

CLINT, Italian style

Even my doppelganger gets no respect #FML #TOSL

Kids today have lost the fine art of bullshitting a 10 page paper from a single Funk & Wagnalls entry or from reading only the CliffsNotes. 🤣