They're calling her a fifth place bigot, okay? That's what they're calling her. Because she tied for fifth. I've never been a big fan of her. JK Potter, now there's a good one. Harry's mother.

Remember when Trump threatened to wipe out a whole civilization? And then backed out of that and talked about forming a deal with Iran? And then dropped that and went to a UFC fight as negotiations fell apart? And then unveiled a triumphal arch and a photo of himself as Jesus? That was this week.

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Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

Tuned in to the USWNT game and surprised at the lack of baby Gigi coverage.

Phil runs to Kelsy to thank him for saving his job. #rctid

Who knew that "moving fast and breaking things" isn't as efficient as "measure ten times and cut once...then measure it once more to be sure" when it comes to spaceflight? Oh, right. NASA.

Hey it’s generally considered polite to let people *exit* the spacecraft before boarding. Just like an elevator or subway.

Forgive me a moment of spite amid the moonjoy: suck it, Elon.

what do you MEAN my flight will be late, i just watched something from THE MOON land on time

"We've been trying to reach you about your space capsule's extended warranty..."

Asking if they are pushing the PTT button is like asking if they know how to use the radio. 😂

Maybe just try knocking?

Thank god. That was so stressful for a genXer.

That main chute deployment was… eep.

I think NASA is trying to hypnotize us.

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If you did not enjoy today, then call your reps and senators tomorrow and say this 👇

I understand congress to be a pretty stressful job, so here are some tips for our elected representatives.

What does “enough is enough” actually mean? This is a statement just telling us what we already know. For what it’s worth, I called Rep Bynum’s office and urged her to join the other dems in calling for the 25th to be enacted. Her staffer told me they were getting a lot of calls today.

Making moon pendants because the moon is the one positive thing happening.

Oh right. I have something for this. #RCTID

FFS

If I were on Artemis II, I’d be holding a vote right now about maybe not coming back.

REMINDER: Today is April 1st. You cannot believe most of what you read on the internet today. Also, this is true everyday. Now you know.

Just saying If you’re looking for a live action TV show, based on a book series from the 90s, by an island nation based author, w/ Magic powers, & has been adapted but is looking to update for new audiences. But instead of a terf, has an author that includes multiple beloved trans characters……

What if we sneak Reyes on in a blonde wig? Has anybody considered that? #BAONPDX

Two clean sheets for Messner to start the season was rad (esp last match), but acting like a major streak has been snapped is a little silly. #BAONPDX

Fuck your light show.

The Thorns warmup jerseys are like inverted colors of the 'electric bloom' kits and look way better. #BAONPDX

Announcer informed me that you don't want the other team to score. Good to know. #RCTID

So.... Timbers watched the Thorns match. Let's see how that works out. #BAONPDX #RCTID

Hell yeah @timbersarmy.org friends #RCTID

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

I dunno why she so mad, I'm having a fucking blast!

“Harvey’s gunna delete chatgpt and download Claude after the game.” — Friend of the Pod.

Oh, Reign players can get carded too? #BAONPDX

That card was held just over Laura Harvey's shoulder; was that ChatGPT's first yellow card?

The yellow/red card scarf lady in field seats is the same one who brings the Oscar statue, right? #BAONPDX

Prime broadcast is uh... sure something. #BAONPDX

Does the ref owe Mondesir money or something? #BAONPDX

“Tonight we are celebrating people, not AI. Animation is more than a prompt, it’s an art form that needs to be protected.” — Will Arnett presenting the awards for Animation at the Oscars

Hey, the economy is tight everywhere. People have had to cut down on frivolous things like vacations to fascist regimes where secret police are kidnapping people off the street.

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I’ve never been this comfortable. Ever.

Neville out. Mysterious large steel cylinder for head coach. #RCTID

Stutterstep PKs are stupid. PK rebound goals are awesome. #RCTID

My Reyna Reyes for SPOTY campaign starts now. #BAONPDX

CCO stands for Chief Capitulating Officer.

Phil gets his game day wardrobe at Fred Meyer right?