I'm just saying, @davemilbo.bsky.social can really write a headline.

Here in Delaware we have a statue of Thomas Garrett, a white man found guilty of obstructing the recapture of fugitives from slavery – ordered to pay damages to the point of ruin for it. We don't, to my knowledge, have any statues celebrating the judges or jury members who found him guilty.

A state department spokesperson told the BBC the change to Times New Roman aligns with President Donald Trump's mission to "present a unified, professional voice in all communications".

I have a bottle of champagne in my fridge for when it happens. When someone asks me when we are going to drink it I always say “hopefully today”

Young woman sits at the airport bar, orders champagne. Old coot asks from like 30ft away “what are we celebrating?!” I wanted to say “we’re celebrating how good champagne goes with minding your own fucking business” but that’s a lot to holler across the restaurant.

What a message from both sets of players to start the USL Championship Final, wearing t-shirts that say: "USL HQ: PRO REL? TRY PRO STANDARDS FIRST" Major statement made from the USL Players Association.

Hey Portland ppl... teens in foster care are the most overlooked group to receive donated gifts. This group aims to address that with custom gift bags. It's a really cool thing if you've got a little spare scratch this season. https://www.project48.co/programs/holiday-giving-tree-teens-foster-care

If my heart is a place, it’s @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social: one of the most innovative, inclusive, and wonderful comics shops—and communities—that I’ve had the privilege to be a part of. DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT! www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...

Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2

Well the final is going to be much less stressful now.

Yellow brick road behind the goal for some reason...

I wasn't planning on breathing this morning anyway. #BAONPDX

Marta v Zerboni is the fight I never knew I needed.

Stop walking! Poop in one place! - things my neighbors overhear

ChatGPT snubbed.

In other news, Democrats folded worse than the Timbers today.

Blow the fucking whistle on this season. #RCTID

Bahaha

There's certain players it's just more fun to watch miss a PK.

While I agree with this on principle, I'm still not deleting. I'm not letting some alt-right dipshit take my @ there. I don't post, and the account is private... but it's not up for grabs.

I guess there's also baseball or something happening too?

Velde has a bit of Blanco energy and that’s a major compliment. #RCTID

I really wanted Velde to finish helping him put his boot back on. 😂 #RCTID

ChatGPT’s new Atlas browser doesn’t just see what you read — it remembers it. @eff.org’s Lena Cohen showed me it even logged “memories” of her looking for *abortion care* and her doctor’s name. Out-surveils even Chrome. My @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/49bOcVC

“Compact”

Weird. I would assume that’s how he got the nomination in the first place.

Ok so we’ve had rentals closer to the beach, but playing Dave the Diver at the coast still feels right.

@gregrucka.com Hey... Why is it so hard to buy Stumptown TPB Vol 1? (Or even read it digitally?) Is there a rights issue?

BYCAP (Buy Your Capo A Pint) is how our team of vocal volunteers can give others the voice that we often take for granted! This year we're supporting girlsbuild.org! Read more: dub.sh/BYCAP25 To donate go to dub.sh/107donate and select "BYCAP Riveters" anytime now thru 11/2. Thank you! #BAONPDX

Look, building your web ON my spider stick by the door is both ill-advised and a little rude.

This club, this city, this community are made stronger by immigrants. @timbersarmy.org and 107IST are partnering with @timbers.com in supporting the work IRCO does and affirming: diversity is our strength. Solo el pueblo salva el pueblo. #SomosTimbers #RCTID

You belong here. #BAONPDX

@jeffcannata.bsky.social Heat is going to be insane this weekend in Oregon. Please don't die.

Hi everyone, someone I know was taken by ICE yesterday (I just found out an hour ago). Please signal boost this if you can, and if you have a list of SFV/LA legal resources for this you can send my way I would appreciate it. www.gofundme.com/f/ayuda-nos-...

I'd really like Sincy to crash into the announcers booth with a folding chair like interrupting a WWE promo. #BAONPDX

Misogynist crypto-bros. Real fucking shocker that.

i just did a workshop with kids about making comics. emphasized that ANYONE can make comics. you don't have to be a "good" artist. you find a story that matches your art style and you do it and it's awesome. and a kid who NEVER PARTICIPATES got out from under a desk and PARTICIPATED and had a blast.

This just in: Stutter step is stupid. #RCTID

Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you joy and happiness.

Nearly every alert on my phone is bad news, but seeing Platonic season 2 is out was a brief moment of happiness. Going to kick over some lime scooters to celebrate.

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

Looked like Moultrie mighta surprised herself there. #BAONPDX

That makes a pair. #RCTID

Portlanders should be aware that a number of out-of-town far-right chuds may be roving around before & after the event happening this Sat & Sun - August 2 & 3 - at the Moda Center. Please take appropriate precautions.

Night of the Living #mildhorror

Rosemary’s Well Adjusted Toddler #mildhorror

Freddy + Jason #mildhorror

Nightmare on Easy Street #mildhorror