MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

Some of you weren’t raised by PBS, and it shows.

You can make any article a free article with the Internet archive. Archive.is Copy/paste your link into that bar and then say you’re not a robot. It will archive the article and you can read it.

This is very cool youtu.be/bzrPF149Rh8

The movie "The Odyssey" is great. But if this was 1992, we would all be listening to the Bryan Adams power ballad hit "Making My Way to You (love theme from "The Odyssey")

Speaking of the odyssey this is the best post anyone's ever made about it

Oregon appears to be safe

i actually don't find riding on transit to be scary, there's tons of other people there to help if something weird happens. what i do find scary is walking through the apocalyptic wasteland that is the old freddy's/ gateway transit center that the city is content to let devolve into a warzone

Putting in grass for the world cup and then pulling it before the NFL season starts is pretty shitty. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Oh fuck me, Treebeard leading the charge against capitalism. As an aside, I never knew Tolkien based the character on C.S. Lewis, until the excellent @eleanormorton.bsky.social did this. youtu.be/8B0DbJtiIgM?...

This is a hell of a thing to say from someone who looks like Nosferatu Jr.

Young 20s intern asked me if I had advice for sculpting 3 dimensional objects and a few minutes into me waxing poetic he stopped me and was like "sorry, I just wondered if there was a easy trick to getting good" I was just like "yeah man, do it every day for a few years." He looked disappointed

his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty

This is certainly a lineup... www.clarkcofair.com/concerts

edi patterson is a national treasure and legitimately one of the funniest people on this planet

So with the penny being phased out, are we going to start seeing prices of x.95 instead of x.99?

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

So do we find out who the coach is at kick?

Portland remains undefeated #RCTID www.reddit.com/r/timbers/s/...

I think one reason data center outrage is so pronounced is people spent decades recycling and composting and otherwise scrimping to offset energy use and protect clean water, and the second we hit an inflection point for cheap electricity the banking industry said we’re taking all of it, fuck you

fresh produce in 2026:

Top-tier Divorced Guy behavior: thinking your ex-wife is willing to cover and lie for you and not being right about that.

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

I had to persuade the social team that Bluesky was the right audience for this. Don't let me down.

Warming my cucumbers to 160 degrees and googling “diarrhea near me” as I salute the flag of my great nation

There are many ways to show someone you care. Becoming a vengeful sea witch to protect their favorite stretch of wild and foggy coast is one such way.

Livestream of it coming home:

@davewagoner.bsky.social I feel like you were looking for something similar

ATTENTION #SCUBA divers! We have ONE opening for a 2-week SCUBA liveaboard including being in totality of the longest eclipse in living memory. Early August 2027. One of our divers is a single woman and if she can get a roomie, her costs cut in half. Also, couples interested in case she bails?

Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.

JFC...I need to turn off reposts. I'm never going to learn.

Everyone should be paid an actual living wage and rich folks should be taxed up the wazoo :)

been a lot of talk about this but if you look closely you can see the exact moment chelsea gray told her that lindsey graham died

Howard Dean lost the Democratic nomination because he screamed out of excitement.

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

I think we all share Sam's dream.

The discord was lit today

I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell and Rep. Tom Kean (missed 4 months of work) are/were essentially on paid sick & medical leave. The same employment protection they’ve spent their careers blocking other Americans from having.

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

International reactions

what if It Just Keeps Happening and republicans somehow lose the senate to this nonsense

Ein Schmankerl für @herrscherfer.bsky.social 😁😁

Iranian media god damn

Oh, you think it's funny that he literally shit himself to death? That he rose up like a pebble atop a geyser of his own refuse and broke his neck on his ceiling? That his family had to see the man dressed in his own stew like an undercooked buffalo wild wings boneless wing in 'Caribbean Jerk' dress