Just saw a plumbing van painted like a solo cup, and that's some good marketing.

lmao

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

Her: Could you pass the salt and pepper? Me: No, but I can push it to you. Her: Push it? Me: Push it real good.

A Scottish Castle/Heart/Village/Tunnocks for Christmas

Mass shootings in the US, per Gun Violence Archive: 2015: 332 2016: 383 2017: 347 2018: 335 2019: 414 2020: 611 2021: 689 2022: 644 2023: 659 2024: 503 So far in 2025...392 mass shootings in 349 days. We do not have to keep living like this.

Sounds about right.

This entire weekend

I hate that this will always be relevant.

when u see a book about a penguin with two dads

violence

I can't afford steak and my kids have been home all week after they closed the school because of a measles outbreak. But at least now there's nobody kneeling at the beginning of the football games that I don't watch.

We are playing tonight. If you are in the Eugene area, feel free to come to John Henry's, we open the show!

Let us consult the Great Oracle of Salisbury... O, Mitchell! O, Webb! What fate hath Dionysus decreed written in the stars??

I hate how much I enjoyed this BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦

the world has changed

Here is the support page for the family of the man kidnapped on N Buchanan in St Johns Thursday:

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor (Taylor’s version)

As we enter the holiday season, remember, sugar highs are a myth. Kids are just tiny psychos learning to deal with new experiences. So give your niblings/grandkids/whoever all the treats you want and if the parents get mad, ask why they hate science. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/search/resea...

This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)

all i'm saying is that there were better options

HOW 🤯

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.

Oh no, if you happen to be in the area, please keep a look out!

This is the Werner Herzog version.

Also, silver charger with no plates

ICE hitting #StJohns today. #PDX

4 hours ago, ICE was in North Portland targeting parents taking kids to school m.facebook.com/watch/?v=181... they are driving a black Ford Expedition and a white Chrysler Pacifica van

I'm deleting the post since they are gone now but if anyone has good suggestions on where to post raw video, let me know

I can only hope this goes into production and starts a wagon revival www.autoweek.com/photos/g6966...

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

"Dont bang your coworkers" is the 11th commandment

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

Look all I’m saying is if three weirdo strangers showed up to see my baby carrying a bunch of spices and going on and on about how ‘tender and mild’ he looks, we’d have a problem

... the temperature is going up 7 degrees between now and 3am?

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me

Solid thread.

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social.

This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both (TT: codythegoldenboy)

The security at Gävlebocken this year is crazy. They got fucking Spiderman out there, man...