when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

I just keep thinking about the first guy to put on the frog costume reading the news today and seeing frogs literally all over the world what a fucking thing, man that 25 year old did more for the country in a week than most of the NYT op-ed section in a lifetime

Public Service announcement: 12 Right Wing agitators are walking around downtown Portland trying to start stuff. Most of them appear to be live-streaming.

#NoKings Miami!

Hell yeah

if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.

all time best version of this meme

I really love how in England they have modified No Kings to No Tyrants out of local sensibilities whilst in Ireland they are all like NO KINGS, do I stutter.

- I can’t believe I was hacked. - What was your password? - The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell. - And when was that? - 1234

For the first time in more than 100 years, Chinook salmon have been spotted at the confluence of the Sprague and Williamson rivers in Chiloquin, the government seat of the Klamath Tribes in Southern Oregon.

Want to protect your neighbors from ICE? Here is one simple task

Half-moon

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

Who doesn't appreciate a nice bronze beaver?

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

This is Ladora. She's a rescue dog who was just adopted after sharing her secret talent of being able to clap her ears. 13/10 👏 (TT: kshumanesociety)

A story in three parts

Hoping @grahamformaine.bsky.social knows his amazing story & how he turned his cellars into Underground Railroad stops, with running water, wine, pickled oysters & fugitives. www.fishersislandoysters.com/blog/2021/2/...

Hundreds of homeowners in western NC can’t move on with their lives because FEMA has not approved a single application of its homeowner buyout program since Hurricane Helene hit last year. That’s simply unacceptable.

“women don’t like the vehicle” is one of those quotes i’m gonna remember for the rest of my life

I wish they would make smart watches that looked like a watch, and not a wrist sized smartphone

"We Rate Dogs" exploiting the animal abuse obsession of Facebook's bootlicking, fash-leaning uderbase to plant the seeds or doubt about ICE

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

To be clear: LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government. The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency. This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

Whoa we're halfway there Whoa running from a bear

D'Angelo was the both the cause and inspiration of many awkward middle school interactions :(

What a wonderfully ludicrous cartoon of over the top violence, nudity and car chases. The satirical edge has aged very well. It's hilarious (especially Sylvester Stallone). Banger. 🎥 #Filmsky

I will always love you - Whitney Houston (Even Dolly said it was a better version, so don't be hating)

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Happy Columbo’s Day

People using Margaret Thatcher' 100th birthday to celebrate her death is so disappointing to me. You can celebrate her death EVERY day of the year, people!

*glares at everything* Stop that.

I am seeing a lot of people reposting Lakota Man today bc it's Indigenous Peoples Day. A reminder that he is not well liked amongst many (most?) Natives on social media. Many of us blocked him a long time ago. Some of the reasons why are in this article. www.dailydot.com/irl/lakotama...

5pm Friday Prod Push

The WHO has verified the elimination of both measles & rubella in all Pacific Island countries, alongside rubella elimination in Japan. The achievement follows 2 decades of coordinated immunisation campaigns, regional surveillance, and high routine vaccine coverage. buff.ly/EpFb7HK #ShareGoodNewsToo

EXCLUSIVE: A cell-site simulator, commonly referred to as an IMSI-catcher or "Stingray," may have been used at the ICE facility in Portland. Analysis of cellular signals in the area showed phones receiving abnormal spikes in requests for their unique identifiers. san.com/cc/exclusive...

"Look at the picture... One of these is a member of a private militia that supports the President and was involved in a violent effort to overturn the election, the other is an agent of the state. Can you tell the difference?" donmoynihan.substack.com/p/purge-merg...

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At what point will our media ask about Trump’s obvious mental decline? He’s so far gone that he does not remember he was president in January 6, 2021

Is there an easy way to watch the Ducks? I'm at work currently...

A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

I hope it’s painful when it happens. I hope it’s lonely. I hope it’s terrifying. I hope it takes longer than that sort of thing usually does. I don’t even have to explain what I’m talking about.

superb

What the ever loving fuck do they think they're made out of??

Whoopsie!

Meanwhile in #Portland