In my interview at Creativity Worth Expressing, Ryan asks me how I avoid writer's block and how I avoid getting overwhelmed, and how I stay focused on a project. Check it out! youtu.be/719m9nAWuso?...

Walking behind a couple at Costco and the woman unknowingly drops her wallet. Of all the things I could have said while mid-stride scooping it up to give back, apparently the best my tired brain could come up with was a kind of “Bubububububub!” WTF, brain?!

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Many years ago, I bombed SO HARD at a comedy competition in Kelso, Washington that TO THIS DAY, I shudder as I pass the town while driving. (I wasn’t the only one who bombed, but mine was the only act I re-live in my head.) (I also made a Major Relationship Decision, but that’s a different tale.)

This was even better than my old B210! Way to go, Deathbot 9000! (Also, join us on Patreon for more fun!)

Them: “No one will ever take our guns! FREEEEEEDOM!” Trump/Bondi: “If you give up all your guns, it’ll make the libtards cry so hard!” Them (slowly masturbating): “Take our guns so hard, daddy!”

New story posted on Patreon! I post a new story every week, and there are TONS of stories and videos in my archives. Come check it out! www.patreon.com/posts/140050...

It’s so fuckin’ weird how Trump and the Trumpettes keep pleading and begging and demanding he get a Nobel Peace Prize, and if they have to kill someone EVERY DAY to prove it, they will!

OMG, such a fun interview! Check it out! Thank you, Ryan Anthony and Creativity Worth Expressing for hosting me for so long! If you like Creativity Worth Expressing and/or this interview, please let them know, and share the ‘cast! youtu.be/OMT0S6FTJek

Them: “I’m like a Rubik’s Cube…” Me: “I can pry you apart with a screwdriver and re-assemble you in such a way that you’re aesthetically pleasing to me?” Them: “Wait, what?!”

Anyone local to me (roughly, PDX) want this? Never used it. Had an idea, but meh. Open to offers or trades.

DECADES ago, I used to publish little comic 'zines and as part of that, I had programmed my brain to keep an eye out for a cheap stretch-stapler. Well, now I finally have one! So, what sort of 'zine ought I to do?

Every conversation with a MAGA moppet ends up with them announcing “Maybe I WANT to get fucked bad in the face. I have a RIGHT to get fucked in the face. And to fuck my kids and grandkids in their faces, too. As long as you DON’T want it to happen, I WANT IT TO HAPPEN!” Sorry about yer face, buddy.

Join the “Re-Animation” round! My awesome horror filmmaking buddy Taunya’s in 6th place, but we can kick her up, right, gang?! Voting is free, and please share. Pretty please! You can donate for more votes if you like, but you get a free one right now! faceofhalloween.org/2025/taunya-...

Biologists worldwide are both delighted and horrified, but we’ll figure it out. Big big thanks to my Deathbot 9000 for malfunctioning in such a great way!

If for no other reason, at least this. The United States must fix its heart or die.

And hey, if you’re a #horror #author, let’s be friends! (But obvs, no Nazis, Nazi sympathizers, or people saying “well, actually, they aren’t TECHNICALLY Nazis, because…”)

The host is doing a “Re-Animation” round, like a double-elimination. My awesome #horror #filmmaking buddy Taunya @fireskin.bsky.social is in 4th place, but we can kick her up, right, gang?! Daily Voting is free, and please share. Pretty please! faceofhalloween.org/2025/taunya-...

Annnnnd it's a RE-ANIMATION round! If you're into #horror and #filmmaking and especially BOTH, please toss a FREE VOTE to by awesome horror filmmaking buddy Taunya.

This is the FINAL CUTOFF — please help get my awesome filmmaking buddy Taunya into FIRST PLACE for The Face of Halloween! Voting is free, and please share. Pretty please! You can donate for more votes if you like, but you get a free one right now! faceofhalloween.org/2025/taunya-...

When say I write #horror, sometimes folks respond like “I could never do all those things,” as if I do them in order to write about them. Sometimes I want to respond “Oh Chuck, I’ve seen the love letters you wrote to your wife before you got married — you’re no stranger to weird fiction.”

Hey, any solar power nuts out there? I have four of these panels I just inherited. Is that enough to be useful? Can you suggest a reasonable application for four of these?

I got this Patreon. I publish a new weird tale EVERY WEEK, plus there’s a huge archive of movies and webisodes and art and such. You can join for as little as a buck a month, if you aren’t sure. You can also do a free trial. C’mon down — the water’s dark and eerie! www.patreon.com/posts/140050...

OMG, such shiny strong sharp nails! Perfect for removing all that extra air in the tires of vehicles driven by ICE cosplayers. Thank you, Malfunctioning Deathbot 9000! (And come join us on Patreon…?)

Booya! www.threads.com/@creativity_...

Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit! I hope your October is filled to the brim with the best kind of spicy autumnal joy!

Every other news outlet in the world is asking “Did the alleged President of the United States just order the armed forces to attack civilians and target civilian cities?!” US media: (slowly masturbates each other murmuring) “Trump me harder, oh so harder, daddy.”

Votey McVoterson my filmmaking buddy Taunya into first place, please! Free voting! And please-please-PLEASE share this! For these last few days, reaching people helps a TON! faceofhalloween.org/2025/taunya-...

A nice gruesome story on my Patreon... (note: I publish a new story EVERY WEEK, and I have one helluva archive) www.patreon.com/posts/in-mir...

Once a month, I send out a fun newsletter, with lots of fresh tasty things written in it, including musings on the art of writing, advice for new werewolves, situations where you can meet up and get autographs, and at least one strange special. 1/2

Votey McVoterson my filmmaking buddy Taunya into first place, please! Free voting! And please-please-PLEASE share this! For these last few days, reaching people helps a TON! faceofhalloween.org/2025/taunya-...

In Portland, the H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival is ONLY three days long. So war-ravaged and prmitive, this city! (Weeps)

I think we can all agree that white guys flying flags off the backs of pickup trucks are ALWAYS a fuckin’ problem. This should come as a surprise to NO ONE.

It ain’t always about me. Thank you for being of service to our friends in need, malfunctioning Deathbot 9000!

Kinda creepy word choice, Ancestry…

Whoopsiedoodle. I’ve been often referring to Trump as a pederast. But technically that’s prrrrobably not accurate. PRIESTS are usually the pederasts, because all they (usually) have access to IS boy children. Trump’s probably simply a pedophile. Glad to clear THAT up!

The United States needs to look in the mirror and say “All these people who are freaking out about ‘ANTIFA!’ are dumb, ignorant, and need to get their fucking paranoia under control.” Unless the US can self-analyze, it’s going to shoot itself in its own stupid face. www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...

I'm starting to see more "Tell me what year/month/day you were born" spam showing up here. When you see it, report it. Block it. It's ID-theft garbage. Even feeding it WRONG data, or SILLY data increases its reach. Don't let shit from Facebook or Xitter infect your space. Grayblock it ASAP!

You know what would be awesome?! Please toss a glorious vote toward my filmmaking friend Taunya Gren, for the Face of Halloween competition. She's in SECOND PLACE, allllmost there. Please share this! Let’s get her over the top to the #1 slot. faceofhalloween.org/2025/taunya-...

Zombie-fighting is training-to-kill-loved-ones. www.petting-zoo.org/2020/06/06/a...

I just got more in stock! Inspirations FOR werewolves BY werewolves. If you get a MASS MARKET edition from my store, I will autograph it it you and draw THE MOST ADORABLE little wolf paw you EVER SAW in your copy. www.hellbendermedia.com/product/book...

Please toss a glorious vote toward my filmmaking friend Taunya Gren, for the Face of Halloween competition. She's in SECOND PLACE, which is allllmost there. If you vote -- and please share this -- for her, we can get her over the top to the #1 slot. faceofhalloween.org/2025/taunya-...

DECADES ago, in a casual Yahoo groups chat, I mentioned our species has been around for about a million years. I was checked by several people, but I thought I KNEW I had read it somewhere. Clearly I had forgotten about my time travel background. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I had no idea “Primer was THAT clever! Thank you to my malfunctioning Deathbot 9000!

I don’t like it when my own team trips the escalator safety stop, but I don’t refer to it as a NAZI escalator. That’s because “Nazi” is used to solely describe things that are akin to NAZIs. Duh. If someone doesn’t like that, then maybe they should try being less Nazi.

I don’t like it when a TV show ends without resolving plotlines, but I don’t refer to it as a NAZI TV show. That’s because “Nazi” is used to solely describe things that are akin to NAZIs. Duh. If someone doesn’t like that, then maybe they should try being less Nazi.

I don’t like it when I stub my toe on the curb, but I don’t refer to it as a NAZI curb. That’s because “Nazi” is used to solely describe things that are akin to NAZIs. Duh. If someone doesn’t like that, then maybe they should try being less Nazi.

I don’t like it when I have to use the restroom, but there’s a line, but I don’t refer to it as a NAZI restroom. That’s because “Nazi” is used to solely describe things that are akin to NAZIs. Duh. If someone doesn’t like that, then maybe they should try being less Nazi.

Still writing tons of horror, but damn, I could use a dose of “there is justice in the world” OUTSIDE of my books as well as INSIDE.

Actuarial tables are ruthlessly accurate. Do not believe the bullshit being dumped out by anyone from this administration. Trump and the Republican party and Republican voters WANT YOU TO DIE. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/h...