Fuckin $425 electric bill

What. TF. Happened. I left the restaurant and it was 3-2.

I can haz stadium?

People rarely like the answer of "Trying to overcome all the ADHD, executive dysfunction, depression and impostor syndrome so I can actually do something. Should be ready by 8pm sunday."

Dos!

Ethpaña!

💀

Screw you and your bubble gum jerseys. (I do like your fries though.)

Plus, expert advice on how to avoid job-search burnout.

If he wants his face on everything we should just add crossbones and label it all poison

🤝

Ben talking about keep swinging is making me stabby

Tyler Stephenson,

Brian is not wrong. Holy cow is this jersey NICE.

Both of those goals were 🤌

All in on Elmo today (Philly and regular). 1. My fuzzy Elmo hat arrived 2. Elmo posted this

lmao

a deux

Fuckin OUIIIIIIIIII

We can all agree on this one

Shut up Alexi

Y’all, I fucking can’t anymore

If I spent thousands on a ticket to this and had to hear that whistling I’d be insanely pissed. (As someone who hates whistling in general.)

I was yelling “PENALTAYYY” like Oprah

lol

Flippy floppy

My jersey didn’t arrive in time for the match mais… Allez les Bleus

Friggin Mets are beating KC.

lol - she tried to sue him for gender violence because of his response to her racism. Cochon.

Love when my phone scares the shit out of me

I am dying for Angelo’s Haddon Twp to open. Dy. Ing.

A Glock and an AR-15? Good. Burn.

My husband got tix for the futures game on Sunday (they’re hella cheap y’all) and we are super excited to see Gage Wood and Wen Hui-Pan pitch!

Why are there no challenge dots? I demand challenge dots. Also, Cincy cheats on challenges. It’s giving Pete Rose.

That looks like he could’ve cracked a bone. Ouch.

ilhsm

Puzzle time!

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Strahm pitching. KC lead down to 5.

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

There’s no way they don’t miss challenges. I smell BS.

Love him

Fuck you, Ken

It seems like the entire nation of Colombia is in Vancouver.

Guys, I can remember who is in my profile picture. Is it Backhus?

Had to miss the end of the match. Did they fix it for Messi?

This is after the soup it came with. And there’s included pudding or ice cream after. Like, I can maybe eat a half of a half (1/4) of these chicken breasts. How can people eat this much food??? It’s Ritz cracker crusted chicken with a lemon butter sauce. 🤤