We keep the house at 65° in the winter and I’m always cold. Always. We do it to reduce the gas bill as much as possible. $389 this month. That’s a lot of damn money.

THE ORANGE AND THE BLACK

What is their coach drinking, probiotic yogurt?

Holy shit!!!!

I wish I could skate 1/500th as well as Tippett

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Michkov skating like two whole cheesesteaks are sitting like a brick in his belly

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You know what? I think proceeds from Roman Moronie Fargin ICEholes merch could feed a lot of families.

As evidenced by snow food

I always aim to eat a few bites of the respectable lunch I bought before I dive into the full stock of other shit (complimentary) in my house.

😭

Every time I open the MLB app to check on trade news last year’s standings smack me in the face

Wawa app down bigly here. How about by you? Only showing Florida stores nearby.

I want to build Bobby Brink a shrine for what his presence has done for this team

That was red on red crime and absolutely a penalty

Nick Seeler really should be taking a little turn on the catwalk

Here’s why www.270towin.com/news/2026/01...

Why is this going to a runoff? Someone smarter than me please help. www.11alive.com/article/news...

Had to hang up to attend a meeting and wait another 30, but the 2 people I talked to today were most helpful and competent. Credit where credit’s due.

On hold 1hr25m with IRS

Hell yeah, brother. Your tackle was 🤌🤌🤌

Same manufacturer. Same color name. Different amount of pigment. One blanket relegated to the “couch throws” pile. At least I learned a new stitch.

I read this in Big Smoke’s voice saying “Unity Station”

Like, I’m teary eyed at Ersson getting hugs

Video is from @thewokeginger.bsky.social IG. Will take it down if you prefer, but it was too good to keep to myself.

Lovely Copenhagen

So Gritty did the Hokey Pokey with an amputee who drank beer from his prosthetic leg. All is well in Philly.

I’m thrilled to have someone new to boo in baseball forever.

Proud purveyor of honey on McNuggets since 1983

This sounds like those rich people in Squid Game

Not for nothin’ but I am low key pissed at JT Realmuto. Is he waiting for god to tell him how many millions are enough?

Y’all. Trenton is getting an ECHL team.

Finding this in a cupboard 10 years into the apocalypse would be so cool

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

the Philadelphia Eagles, where all Ja(e)l(a/e)ns are welcome

Bitch out here lookin like she hankers for a hunk o cheese

We walked out at 5-2. That was like 5 mins ago.

This week has been…not great for the mental health. Missing appointments, spacing on things, crawling into bed lightning fast after work. I really have to find something to bring me a little joy this weekend.

“My own morality [or lack thereof]”

Dan Vladar looks exactly like Nandor

This made me think of the vinegar ketchup at Wimpy’s that I miss terribly