omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

I'm sorry, but LOOK at this quiche I MADE with my HANDS

Hosting a dinner party for our snowshoe club today. Quiche, shepherds pie, pumpkin soup, fresh bread and strawberry trifle.

If only it said "Fight Club" it'd be 'things right-wing men love but utterly do not understand' bingo.

me watching curling again for the first time in four years: man, rough positioning for this hammer, norway looking pretty frozen on the button, you curl in down that channel from the left there and maybe you have a shot to cut the bleed but italy's not taking this end,

On my knees begging everyone to watch The Lowdown. I have no clue how they'll make a second season of that, but I can't wait to find out.

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

Me coded characters

Seriously why are eggnoodles poverty coded like bagged cereal?

Why are most pastas in fancy boxes with sexy peek-a-boo windows and egg noodles are in those shitty bags that explode the second you try to open them?

They're trying to build an ice facility in SLC across the street from Specialized bikes. Just so folks know.

Instead of reading this everyone should watch this instead youtu.be/iZAdiZEIuMM?...

Animal House

found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader. One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...

Sus af Human Nature lentil snacks. You're on notice.

Snowshoe day!

Rumpy-pumpy in the mum-pum pum-pum

Crucify Billionaires

I have a sub-genius friend who used to say he tries to believe every conspiracy just a little bit and i finally get it.

My mom and I have a complicated relationship but she *gets* me

im a simple man i like pop music and gay things

i would gladly kill any of my followers to bring catherine o’hara back, even for just one day. preferably it would be a guy. doesn’t have to be just one either

With much love RIP Catherine O'Hara.

Catherine O'Hara as Katharine Hepburn for SCTV. Genius, genius, genius.

Going out to protest the death of Catherine O’Hara

Let us not forget that Catherine O'Hara was hired for "Saturday Night Live," spent a week there, decided it sucked, quit, and went back to Canada to make more shows with her friends.

There are so many memorable characters and bits, but Marilyn Hack (For Your Consideration) is one of my favorite criminally underrated O'Hara roles.

To quote Catherine O'Hara in Best in Show, "You don't forget the best"

when i was a child i was lydia but i grew up to be delia. RIP queen www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuq6...

Your phone is a cop.

This dumb talentless zionist mother fucker. Now he can add "untold levels of plagiarism" on his resume, right on top of "made a career off of stealing Satoshi Kon shots"

Small town hospitals.

Pwoteje frè ayisyen nou yo

DON'T GIVE YOUR INFO TO RANDOM ORGS! DON'T SIGN UP TO A PROTEST!

Tom's Diner by Suzanne Vega

Had the loudest old man in line behind me at the pharmacy yell-talking non stop about China paying protestors in Minneapolis, and all the other hateful shit RW media pushes, and was grateful that hearing that shit is rare here.

I've watched Master and Commander like 10 times but this is the first time I'm noticing this guy (presumably) taking a shit off the bow (?) Of the ship when they're sailing south of the horn.

We got some snow pt.2

It's going to be wild in 2 years when the full power of the state and tech align to crush everyone using digital means and the resistance is huddle nightly in basements around a printing press. 21st century pamphleteers.

So sad and alarmed about what is happening out there but meanwhile, this arctic weekend followed by a foot of powder has been pure magic in Vermont. Thanks for that, universe.

We got some snow.

Who wants to do acid and look at the snow?

Something jarring about seeing peanut butter and chocolate in the same candy bar.

oh hey, what's this

Forgetting my agonies by whipping up white beans and ricotta in the food processor with herbs and some avocado cuz why not, and it's going to be the sauce for cauliflower steaks. It's so light and fluffy and smoove

great synchronicity while browsing nightflightplus.com