ah shit now all i want is shady maple smorgasbord

if i had this plus some amish potato salad to eat and use as a dip for these i’d be in HEAVEN

Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

oh shit i just breathed some lettuce

a thing i love about new york penn station is that i can grab a good pastrami on rye and matzo ball soup in five minutes and then board the train immediately

my favorite form of opinion piece is “i didn’t like a thing so no one likes that thing”

i’m only gonna live even máser now

criminal child becomes teenager who, alongside new friends, puts his skills to use to stop a crime.

just realized i have two bags of taylor farms salad waiting for me in the fridge at home 👀

i'm sure someone has drawn this parallel but taco bell seems to be getting screwed in a similar way that spain did with the 1918 flu. not their fault that they're the ones who did the responsible thing.

the last airbender by a damned mile

the things i ate in nyc this week: - spicy squid stir fry - filipino beef steak and chicken adobo - bbq bulgogi Korean tacos - mixed sushi rolls - dim sum including pig ears - bagel with whitefish and lox - bigos - extra spicy dry hot pot - northern Indian goat curry - pastrami sandwich

my (mid-town) nyc bagel hack: picked up a bagel from ess-a-bagel and then got whitefish salad and pastrami lox from russ & daughters

still gonna live más

i appreciate the smokers in nyc today, doing what they can to improve the air quality

soy yo

chicken wings at a by-weight buffet are a scam

exhibit number 293847506 that prediction markets are mostly just hubs for insider trading

am i the only one who finds the phrase "low-t" to be a phrase used only by someone who is for lack of a better term "low-t"

so last night, fresh out of the pouring rain, i had my best meal of my nyc trip (so far). at Ukranian East Village Restaurant, i had a dish i had never heard of until yesterday: bigos. it was insane. highly recommend.

Irvin Bigos

decided to walk in the torrential downpour in nyc. real smart, Steven.

England did that to themselves

it is not, in fact, coming home

THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T PARK THE BUS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and this is why you don't just park the bus

has france simply tried

lmao it's bastille day

this is not how i saw this match going tbh

have eaten mostly korean food since getting to nyc on sunday and will continue to do so until i get sick of it or i go back to dc

tbh my biggest question is still why take so long to say literally anything publicly

i, too, hold my newspaper facing the camera

chicken quesadilla, onions, tomatoes and a chipotle aioli (or something like it) inside the quesadilla and queso for dipping it into

i personally love that video can review every aspect of a pitch during a play

been experimenting with the food i make by basically just adding this farmer’s market spicy kimchi to everything i make and friends, i have yet to find something it does not improve

i'm not rooting for spain but i think it'd be cool, at some level, if they don't concede a single goal this world cup

i'm an LLM: a lugubrious little menace

hello. i got lyme disease a few years back. a very bad case of it. it robbed me of my hearing (a rare outcome). you do not want lyme. DO NOT FUCK AROUND. always check yourself for ticks. if you think you may have gotten bitten by a tick, do not wait and get to a doctor.

i have been experiencing hypnagogic hallucinations like CRAZY this week and i have no idea why. i do not like it.

police are able to quickly release release body camera footage, when they want to

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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: most people who write memoirs have simply not lead lives interesting enough for a memoir

my long-time take is that dc should repeal the height limit but only for buildings that have floors of affordable housing equal to the number of floors the building has above the height limit

a real legend with an even more legendary name. rip.

i want this very badly my goodness

went out for ice cream with my wife to honor her dad’s memory. assuming nothing happened in the world in the last few hours.

i simply do not like anyone enough to defend their indefensible behavior, myself included

my cat is so smart. i think he knows i’m deaf because apparently he jumps on me while and i’m sleeping while meowing at my wife to get us up to eat with him early in the morning (he always has food but is an extremely social eater)

realized i haven't taken any vacation days yet this year and, yeah, that explains a lot