this reminds me that many Americans just assume when they hear the word “America” in a song, especially a 70s/80s rock song, that the song is unequivocally patriotic, in spite of the lyrics around that word saying very different things

my dinner was basically all allium and i could not be happier

a lot of ai is what i would call a glaze machine: it’s meant to affirm you; make you feel good and right. this version of ai does not appeal to me but especially when it’s replacing something that was actually useful. “we gotta innovate!” no you fucking don’t. just let good shit be good shit.

not sharing what i searched but how is this even remotely helpful? i don’t want a glaze machine i want a damned search engine.

i’m a full on evangelist for telling your friends you love them. you do. they should know. so do it.

don’t let me cook i am not very good at it

“i don’t get enough engagement on bluesky” bro if you’re not posting for the three people who will enjoy your stupidest thoughts you’re doing social media wrong

fun fact: milli vanilli is actually short for milliam vanilliam

the funniest development so far

another day another government database printed out and mailed to me

i still *really* struggle eating restaurant food. anyone who’s been in ed recovery have any tips/tricks?

oh you've seen fire *and* you've seen rain? i'm gonna need proof.

despite having not seen an episode in a very long time, the theme song for m*a*s*h constantly plays in my head

everybody talks about existential dread but i'm thinking about existential exhaustion

is this new bond game kinda 007 meets hitman? because i am here for it.

arby’s curly fries and it ain’t even close

taking a slightly different tack: i LOVE a good philly cheesesteak (read: good) but it’s not even top three in terms of philadelphia delicacies.

i still *really* struggle eating restaurant food. anyone who’s been in ed recovery have any tips/tricks?

i love a good notebook. i just don’t like spoiling one with, you know, any writing or drawings or anything.

found the perfect shoe for me

something tells me she’s not gonna get any of that $1.776 billion when this is all said and done

the jet lag is real today

just gonna assume piper sandler is one of adam’s daughters nobody tell me otherwise

the scene at the wedding afterparty i went to this weekend was just a massive pile of taco bell and we definitely were living más

i am ready to stop traveling for a minute

my kind of dinner: squid and sea snails

one of my idols when i played jazz saxophone. just an immense loss. May his memory be a blessing.

i have my beef with ai but this ain’t an ai problem. this is decidedly a human one.

you're so vain. you probably think this search is about you.

what changed between this weekend and last, when the president was golfing?

read the new murderbot cover to cover on a cross-country flight. couldn’t put it down even if there was room to. killer addition to the series, @marthawells.com!

traveling once again. younger me would have loved this but tbh i always just wanna stay home at this point lol.

when i say that no hates me more than me, i mean it. i also know the hatred is irrational. depression is irrational. i don’t need you to tell me i’m cool or whatever. just tell me my brain is being dumb and let’s move on.

Nikki Giovanni told me i should be a writer instead of studying aerospace engineering and the rest is history

justice can prevail but just being dragged into a court case that eventually gets dropped costs both in dollars and mental health

the more i look at this, the more i realize that most of these locations are off. some (kc, philly) are really egregious but others (dallas, houston, boston, miami, toronto) are quite bad as well. i'm gonna need an oral history of how it was made (i assume ai but funnier if not).

apparently the city i grew up outside of was in northwest indiana?

smoke ‘em if you got ‘em he exclaims loudly at the fish market to stares from concerned onlookers

hard agree and just to add: if the conditions of delivery are shitty (bad weather, heavy traffic, a marathon running through the middle of your city) tip even better.

me: i'm so tired. i have narcolepsy, sleep apnea, insomnia, depression, anorexia and a nasty cold. friend: ah that sucks, man. i just have a newborn. me: yeah, you win.

if you wanna do the math, and i always do, this comes out to about $15.70 for every minute he spent behind bars, paid for not by those who jailed him but by the taxpayers who employ them.

why would they make a second trash folder?

this man hired the two publishers who oversaw The Post moving into the red. at least one got a golden parachute while the people whose good ideas were ignored were pushed out.

wow Raab Himself is aging rapidly

every now and then i think about how badly skype fumbled the bag when the pandemic came through

we keep getting fed these clearly ai made ads for a gambling app on hbo that are so so bad they’re funny af

it took me well into my adulthood to realize the name of the band cherry poppin’ daddies meant and that i was allowed to listen to them from a young age. shit i even went to see them live as an adolescent.

yeah i have an ai wife. an absolutely incandescent wife.

i am very curious how folks not tied geographically or familially to the premier league have chosen the team they root for

at this point i’m willing to spend money to keep ai out of my tech good god