It’s funny because I loathe both men equally.

How many versions of “Light My Fire” out there better than the original? I’m counting three so far: Massive Attack; Shirley Bassey; and Young-Holt Unlimited

Video of my parents dropped.

Remember when helpless idiot dads were like a fun sitcom trope? Like ope the baby peed on him because he couldn't get the diaper on! Now it's like "i need to build a data center in your city's Blackest neighborhood so i can ask a computer if my infant child can microdose LSD"

Between AI being hawked by Jim Fallon and people cheering on Bobby Jr doin a pull-up, the message could not be more clear: I need more “yes men” in my life

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

I think the thing I hate most about McDonalds is the iOF gets free access to the best Coca Cola on the planet.

Noah Baumbachs “The Magnificent Ambersons.”

This man did a photo opp of himself destroying homeless people's last possessions.

Daily reminder that had we rioted the moment Apple took the 3.5m Headphone portal out of their shit, we wouldn’t have one motherfucker owning every film company in the world.

My co star avi being Carnac The Magnificent equal measures sickest read to date and chopped unc

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My wrapped for 2025 is I didn’t fuck with Geese or Rachel Sennott.

Lil Xanny Juul

A couple weeks ago, a friend asked “Steph, who is your Simpsons familiar?” I immediately responded with this youtu.be/HIvfa2S8F7k?...

he’s basically the hello kitty of the american south

2015//2025

Sortid yah fhaaacking Khaaunt!

That dumb social media trend of asking people to pick one artist or another but it’s all war criminals. “Tariq Aziz or Sabrina Harman?” “Oooohhhhh…gotta go with my girl Sabrina, rest in power Tariq.”

hearing one second of Alice's Restaurant.

she/her on the block he/him at the bank. they/them in the sheets

The Pope is singing the lyrics to “Fuck Martinez” by 2 Live Crew.

by the time they were born i was already ran through

“As a Pisces I would never out myself this hard”

the world cannot contain what i've got for your ass

Noem is mad about the whistles. Good job everyone.

I appreciate that Boris has merchandise that would make Roy Cohn plotz.

Died as I lived* *in a hotel room, underneath a room with what sounds like a very clumsy person whom might have a firearm. #YOLO #OUTYOURCRUSHES

lydia.tar

Bluto

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Tougher Than Leather 92 In The Shade Running Scared (1986) Trash Humpers Adventures of Ford Fairlane Club Paradise Putney Swope

Once again a) my malocchio knows no bounds and b) history vindicates Steph Connor Sowley

Schumer isn't afraid of Dem voters. People can yell *primary* all they want as the Federal government becomes more fascist over time. There is no organized movement against the Democratic party. There's the fascists and their enablers (the Democratic party). Perhaps this would be the final straw.

That said I did call the offices of the weasels whom “represent” me. Voicemails but…I let em know.

These people do not represent you or me, or anyone we love. If you took anything away from what you saw last week, I hope it’s this: if it can happen in NYC, it can happen anywhere. But it has to start with us.

“Opening Night.” To see an artist possess a character with equal measures of force and grace felt so special and intimate! After leaving the theater I biked home and watched Jem Cohens “instrument.” I feel like there’s a thread there.

“Well see, the problem with this music is it’s made for fagg*ts to kiss to.”

low-information voter who thinks they just freed jared fogle

Had a follow up “interview” with California EDD scheduled between 8am and 10am today. As of 9:57, there has been no contact. Glad I’m not the only one taking my unemployment seriously.

In the tuxedo shirt no less.

Please don’t forget to go out and vote today!

Knicks in 5

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Truly love that Bill Ackman will sleep angry tonight.

RIP Dick Cheney. He taught me it was OK to be "weird."