Heather Whinna, my friends. Heather Whinna forever and ever amen.

Beautiful piece from @jazwgn.bsky.social on the second anniversary of Steve Albini’s passing. reallivedress.substack.com/p/050726

I firmly believe that there’s a net positive to the onion throwing not just Truthpoint but its fellow Adult Swim show—the Facts of Life to TP’s Different Strokes, if you will—The Perfect Woman back onto air via InfoWars. Here’s the best power trio since ZZ Top working some suckers over.

Narduwar should be at The Met Gala

Nothing affirms I’m doing everything right than realizing that hideous pos murderer Itamar Ben-Gvir is only ten months older than and me and looks like THAT. Me? I’m on the right side of history and my skin looks soft and fabulous.

Yall ever have a cosmic crisp apple? Look i’m the last one you’d expect to simp a gmo apple but these shits are gooooood!!!

Is the lack of street parking the reason motherfuckers in San Francisco park on the dance floor?

Twin Peaks Larry Sanders The Sopranos Homicide The Thick of It Columbo Golden Girls Yo! MTV Raps The Simpsons Miami Vice Late Night w/David Letterman Eastbound and Down The Wire Joe Pera Talks With You Taxi

I Only Have Eyes For You-The Flamingos Funhouse-The Stooges Bra-Cymande Gacy’s Place-The Mentally Ill Inside My Love-Minnie Ripperton Little Man With A Gun In His Hand-The Minutemen Ascension-John Coltrane Your Love-Frankie Knuckles I Want Your Love-Chic Sister Ray-Velvet Underground

I think about this moment in history far more than I think of 9/11

Not lost on me that Jackass 5 is coming out on Pride weekend.

When I talk about chosen family this is what I mean

You mean to tell me a Mentalist was like “sure I’ll be there, happy to be on stage this evening.”

Damn I really took a nap tonight!

I don’t know what’s going on but given the caliber of fuckboys Meg has associated with I feel like she could be ready for a 49 year old sensitive transdyke from the sticks.

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Had a date that went so shitty I started believing in God.

This needs to happen

It all went exactly according to plan. Music can really save you.

Theo Parrish tomorrow. Another seven hours. Looking forward to being as crisp as apple juice and dancing with many beautiful women.

Oh yeah Phish fans they got all yr good sides too. Enjoy yourself.

ITS BEEN FUCK JD FOREVER, AND ALL THE WOMEN THAT I KNOW WHO FUCK WITH HOOPS AGREE. FUCK HIM AND HIS STRAIGHT SHOT.

I’m attracted to two and only two cis men. One is my laser hair removal specialist and the other is comedian Will Sennett. They’re both extremely pretty.

Peace is an achievable goal. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Nardwuar hands me a polaroid of a closed coffin. "What is... is that me?" He's doing that face to the camera. "Is that me Nardwuar?"

I feel like I should be giving MC Lyte’s induction speech.

The Bieber set truly makes me regret turning down a Fake Limbs reunion this year. Had I known I could just do that I would’ve said “yes” immediately.

get doorknob'd idiot

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Beautiful day to feel like the last 20 minutes of “A Serious Man”

I dunno I think neoliberalism’s grand plan of dismantling the welfare state and the social contract and replacing them, respectively, with nothing and nothing created a pretty fertile breeding ground for fascism and this isn’t even particularly controversial anymore.

one of the best talk show routines ever youtu.be/5DnkJI0gYWY?...

All I have done in the past three days is eat food, hang with deep buds, look cute, confess everything to a robot, dance and gab with nice men and gorgeous women, sweat, cry, not sleep enough, praise a beautiful dog, and drive around jamming righteous tunes. Now how do I turn that into a a career?

Tonight I will attend a church I have not visited in 14 years. There’s also another wild trine happening.

Sadly this is me about 13 days into any tour.

trans woman: I am a woman and am taking fairly straightforward measures to establish that womanhood in my body and in the world queer theorist: I agree, in the sense that no one is and everybody always was. the native. the totally other. a kind of drumbeat beyond time. similar to LSD. we are raving

Feeling quite confident that I have the makings to become a first amendment auditor.

I don’t care about sleep anymore and I’m pretty sure I was dancing with Alex Cosani in the lesbian woods this morning.

“I could be home watching ‘The Honeymooners.’”—Jadakiss

Four hours sleep. Drinking coffee, listening to Wrangler Brutes and rolling joints for a rave later tonight, like any 49 year old [REDACTED] would.

My latest for The New York Times: a look at the life & legacy of the late great D. Boon. Visited San Pedro to talk to the surviving Minutemen, Mike Watt and George Hurley, as they continue to carry forward the spirit of Boon and the band. Gift link here: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/a...

The past five weeks have included live actions from Optomo Espacio, Tortoise, Orcutt/Shelley/ Miller trio, Destroyer, Jeff Mills, Moodymann & Marcellus Pittman, Nora Free’s Ornette Coleman tribute, and just last night a 3 hour set from The Dirty Three. How am I supposed to be a human again?

So should I invest my money in kalshi on the economy collapsing by Thursday or?

RIP ROBERT “BOBBY MULES” MUELLER YOU TAUGHT ME IT WAS OKAY TO BE WEIRD.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

As we shift to never talking about Marty Supreme again, I opine that if that chooch had cast Sarah Sherman in the lead then a)the movie might’ve not sucked shit and b) it woulda SWEPT every ceremony

Just wondering how many parents in the world have said “no, settle down children we are listening to Laraaji” once they start their car.

Fuck yeah so daily I give back about $4.20 to society.