somebody tell me to buy the expensive ticket to the thing because I've worked my ass off and deserve to make myself happy.

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

I managed to set up an OTA antenna and digital converter box for the tv (because I lost the stupid ass Samsung specific adapter and you can't find a replacement anywhere and yes I will die mad about it) and I feel like a woman in STEM.

This is such a dangerous time of year to be left unsupervised in Trader Joe's

Y'all I successfully cooked something that required two pans and things cooked in a specific order please clap

I saw Priscilla, Queen of the Desert on Capitol Hill in Seattle and a couple decided to be messy and break up during the movie. At one point one of the guys said to his boyfriend "What the hell kind of man do you want anyway?" who responded by pointing at Guy Pearce and yelling "THAT!". Scenes.

If you just saw me shaking it to Gaga in the store no you didn't. Mind your business.

This level of petty is by far the most creative! 😂

I'm going to attempt to cook something tonight that requires 2 different pans. And a shallot. Exciting times.

@amatorah.bsky.social Tipton went off the rails this morning my word

7 (seven) quads and a backflip. Casual. youtu.be/AV1r_pNSI1s?...

got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies

Bubba isn't a very clingy boy. He sleeps on my bed most nights but not really touching me. All week he has been so up in my business. I stood still for 30 seconds to return a text and he did this. My big sweet nursemaid.

I'm a good 4 days into a wicked respiratory infection and besides the antibiotics (please clap that I got on that shit right away) the other thing helping the most is "imported" cough syrup. I'd ask why we can't have nice things but we know the answer to that.

Seems I've completely blown out my voice coughing over the last few days so thank God for this "Horn Broken, Watch for Finger" T-shirt

sunrise out there flexing this morning

@trustedreveler.bsky.social come collect your child

@halfref.bsky.social you're my present this year

I need somebody to bring me an industrial size vat of posole or pastina, wrap my head in a hot towel, make me chug a bottle of nyquil and tuck me into bed. Woe.

hey turn your alarm back on!

Oh?

I have my first head cold in maybe a year, year and a half and boy am I ready to fight somebody about it

I'm fully a Woman of a Certain Age now and while I'm no stranger to insomnia and being a dewy mess, this crying over literally anything/everything is new and unwanted. Add in the random breakouts and it's like I'm 15 but without hope for the future.

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

I finally cleaned out my car and it no longer looks like a mobile storage unit please clap

And now that Thanksgiving is over it's time for the real reason for the season: THE GÄVLE GOAT HAS RETURNED! www.youtube.com/live/P1VOrSo...

I stopped eating like 2 hours ago how am I getting more full send help

Happy turkey day, y'all. I hope you laugh like my dude in this video. youtu.be/Q9zvgcOrTtw?...

Some clown out there is mowing their damn yard right now. Straight to jail.

Hey if you're not working tomorrow turn off your alarms!

startin my 48 hour turkey brine

I'm gonna need the people who genuinely felt some kind of way about him not getting nominated for coach of the year to show their work

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

maybe i am going insane

slowly getting my life back together and organized one of my storage units today. still missing a few things I know I kept but if they're meant to be found they'll turn up eventually.

This week has been profoundly weird and somehow keeps getting even more weird after 5pm on a Friday night lol

Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci

Getting my hair did for the first time since maybe February tonight. Excuse my beauty in advance.

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

You ever have one of those mornings where you wake up and it immediately goes sideways through no fault of your own? Yeah I'm having one of those.

today should have been my stepdad's 63rd birthday. as a not-so-subtle reminder if you think you're having a heart attack don't just google your symptoms and call 911 instead. Your people would rather have you topside and embarrassed than not have you at all. big dummy.

Right before the match I learned one of my favorite people is in hospice and will likely departing for her next adventure today. Please tell your people you love them early and often. You never know when you won't have that chance again.

haven't we suffered enough?

Reyna plz

I'm sorry who allegedly did what to who?! I don't...what? Help.

...entire TL is darksided this morning tf is even happening

that 8-9 month break between the 2026 and 2027/2028 seasons is going to be 🤌