lol and the crowd goes mild! smh

I picked up a new tower fan that oscillates 360 degrees and this thing could cause an existential crisis in somebody zooted to mars

doctor appointment this afternoon means I get to stop at Good Taste Noodle House as a reward. Chow fun, chinese broccoli, crab rangoon, things of that nature await

I've been going non-stop for the last 3 weeks including quarter end at work, weekend trip to Vancouver and 2 seattle away matches in 5 days and yer girl is tired. Woof.

Tordin re-signed? Yes, yes goooood. And USSF better be careful in case Brazil starts getting any ideas.

WE WANT SIX! coming through loud and clear

The Portland Timbers Got Good Immediately After I Was Fired, Here's How Spain Can Beat Lionel Messi by Phil Neville

LOL Apple announcer "Sounders need to get a grip..."

Like there's still a ton of time left but I gots the giggles

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FIGHT! and WEEEEEEEEEN!

sksksksksksksksksk

Is....is that allowed?

I have 4 meetings between 830 and 1130 this morning and they're all going to irritate me

Damn deep west side getting some wicked thunder

Didn't we have a match in Portland get moved around because the AQI was the infiniti symbol? I know we've had late/early kickoffs because of heat.

pardon my banger criminy

My algorithm appears to be almost perfectly calibrated these days. youtu.be/fAXO7SXK0Pc?...

Man really said I lost to Messi in May and got fired for it, here's how to beat them.

So that was an away day. But! I'm home by 8, not hung over, not much of a sunburn to speak of and I got a big bag of Dick's out of it.

Playing like they got into a bad vat of chowder from Ivar's

Lord give me the strength to not reskeet anything that would lead to a meeting being scheduled first thing tomorrow

que golazo jeepers

having a loud mad noises reactive cat is challenging when things like that happen lol

that baby faced Norwegian kid is giving young Mick Hucknall

Pickford's skin is never gonna recover from his summer vacation across the pond

I gotten woken up at around 4am by a sneak attack muscle cramp in my calf that went on entirely too long how's your morning going

Do you wanna watch 40ish minutes of cars being launched off a cliff in Alaska? Of course you do. youtu.be/78UpE4FNv30?...

wtf was that?

And now, for your entertainment, PUPPY BUTT

I made chicken AND a vegetable for dinner please clap

How strong is that fan?!?

For the 2nd night in a row I've got a Junco on my deck railing loudly airing grievances at me and requesting I come outside for a talk. I have no idea what's going on but if this is Babs listen lady I got too much on my plate right now for this

absolute chimneys and so forth

towel forts and prayers up for @tinalope.bsky.social

THE ACKROOMS

soccer is so boring

did I visibly react on a meeting just now? mayhaps.

well well well

shout out to the guy in the unit beneath mine who waited until it was an acceptable temp for me to open all the windows to start a project on his smoker. love that for me.

Pausa de hidratacion

and I ooooop

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if you had a 3 day weekend turn your alarms back on!