thinking once again about girard’s i see satan fall like lightning

i miss 2022 twitter

new free newsletter post about nothing in particular anecdata.substack.com/p/theory-of-...

i was expecting things to get fashier but not this quickly

lol

concocting evil new bits to inflict on inebriated people who annoy me at the function

An unsatisfying term I’ve been thinking through to make sense of this is “postpolitical.” The right looks for that one signifier to prove the shooter was a leftist, the left hopes for proof he was a right winger, and so on. But for these kids don’t use signifiers that way (1/)

LMAOOOOOO

"The pattern is clear: if you work at a liberal institution and you want the Trump-controlled federal government to step in and discipline it, Bari Weiss is there to help."

my most reactionary opinion is that people who miss flights should not be allowed to own homes or credit cards

on the m train crammed between a flock of the most the woods-coded white lesbian college girls on their way to the haim concert lol

re-releasing an old mix of mine. 46 minutes of emotive tribal techno. check it out! on.soundcloud.com/iLWjgwkMQNDz...

“it is exceptionally difficult to leverage worker power when the owners of the restaurant care more about dominating their staff than they do about making their business profitable.” thebaffler.com/latest/a-fai...

burkina faso government passes law banning homosexuality

realizing that — for the time being — i may not be emotionally equipped for boisterous nighttime socializing that involves alcohol or substances.

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TRAGIC: Hot person discovered to be viscerally obnoxious

no shade but we’re never going to get a good lesbian-focused rave/party

Huge shoutout to the couple who just ruined The Naked Gun for me by talking for the entire first half of the movie until they were shamed into silence by me saying, “No, you cannot answer your phone in here,” when one of them *answered his phone in there*.

dude strolling out of the myrtle ave mcdonald’s controlling an rc car with a speaker mounted on it blasting drake - over

“the people who don’t feel safe are young women, mothers, and grandmothers around andrew cuomo. that’s the greatest threat to public safety in new york city.”

this album is an extraordinary debut… a must-listen for anyone who enjoys dance music. so fucking proud of @junglist.bsky.social!

rip yukio mishima. you would’ve loved point break.

in honor of the launch of @junglist.bsky.social and @wifekisser.bsky.social's record label, Midnight Ecstasy, here's a few of the photos I took at their party in June on Joyce's camera

thrilled to be embarking on this creative journey with one of my best friends. stay tuned for our first release announcement!

FIGURE IT OUT returns next Thursday! Same old roof, four fantastic new readers! @vivoblivion.bsky.social @yagye0n.bsky.social @supermattachine.bsky.social

younger gf doesn’t know who supa hot fire is

*pop*

okay

[year 2037] balding postmates delivery success manager: empty? there’s more bug chardonnay in the fridge, help yourself :) but as i was saying, drain gang — and soundcloud rap more generally — possessed this underground, avant-garde sensibility… 20 y/o, AI-fried trans sugar baby: meesa see

the deeper your stop on the M train, the closer you are to God

as bhaskar sunkara awoke one morning from uneasy dreams

my year of ambition and accomplishment

communitarianism in everything but name

straight-coded Millennial™️ trans woman raver

“we’re all gonna die in two years anyway 🙃” doomerism is a good indicator of self-obsession and a weak will

sorry babe, could you repeat that? i was looking at the healthcliff brofish comic again

trans women with arrested development 🤩

so turns out you may in fact be able to start a successful business off the clout of 100 new york trans women

approaching trans women at t4t luv nrg accompanied by camera and microphone to ask in concerned tones if they believe cis gay men have the right to exist

sometimes i feel like one of the only trans lesbians who likes and dislikes cis gay men precisely the right amounts

just got my shot and tried out T gel for the first time #feral

i am three days late on my shot #whowantme

i’ve taken up the yolo lifestyle recently. pull up to the top surgery pride party on june 25 and maybe some of my swag will rub off on you.

realizing that my bitches may be too bad, my swag more different than everyone else. pride comes before the fall. they’re gonna kill me.

ANNOUNCING: The transgender literary event of (t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶a̶s̶o̶n̶) the second half of June! Come celebrate the launch of Picnic with us on 6/15 7pm at Starr Bar, just a minute from Maria Hernandez — no cover! ❤️

inventing a brooklyn trans lesbian that doesn’t dress like the dykes she crushed on while in college back in the 2010s

i would love to teach you how to DJ and make music! here are some things i can do, although these are just jumping off points. hit me up if you’re local to NYC (i can also give production lessons & feedback over zoom, DJ lessons will be in person only for the time being)