evelyn on google sheets at the club

the stickers give me minor stat boosts : )

Love will make you fit it all in the car

Querelle is so right. We need to be having gay sex and wearing hats that show what our jobs are

everyone in the chain of decisionmaking that lead to my bathroom sink being made of the most moisture-absorbing particleboard of all time is my enemy

Insane little thing on antiques roadshow

You Can "Bring The Party" Until You're 25, Then You Gotta Start Bringing A Couple Bags Of Chips Or Something

man i didn't even know that about ethel cain

Ethel Cain I could show you so many YouTube videos.

day ~45 of unemployment

i see a picture of two maids kissing on my timeline and i'm like whatever, maids are always up something in this online world. but in reality it probably means a lot to the maids. i'm becoming desensitized to the feelings of others.

i'm in the photoshoot and feel the need to clarify that my breasts have both become ~350ccs larger since then. although i'm disappointed that joyce declined my request for grok to update my photos accordingly, i've seen the work & passion that went into this and i'm very excited : )

Baseball vampire

due to budget cuts the new york state department of labor only has two staffers answering the phone: one who only lies, and one who only tells the truth

four goddamn years of forehead acne and fiddling with prescription tret only for the missing piece to be simple as using BP face wash instead of gel

the new york unemployment hotline having cartoonishly jaunty ragtime as their hold music is really just adding insult to injury

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Last night we let the soft animal of our body love what it loves - something I would post if things were 10% less bad

impressive. very nice. let's see what paul allen has on his carabiner

(belated) 2026 book thread:

seeing white people shittalk "diaspora lit" feels like when the other gay kid i had beef with in HS got jumped. bro i wanted to do that too but with nuance

everybody's "butch" until there's a roach in the house

You ever look at, say, images you saved in January of last year, and then you think, wow. I had fantastic taste in cartoon pornography.

ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN (1976)

how is chatgpt's "It's not just X. It's Y." house style so consistent. did they train the thing entirely on rhetoric 101 essays by disinterested freshmen

getting multiple "👎" reacts in the gc vs getting multiple "❓" reacts in the gc

Edible purchased from a dispensary that looks like an Apple Store: this is nice. I can go to work tomorrow. Edible made by your scumbag roommate: I’m concerned that I am going to die at this showing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3

Bonito Generation was 1989 for girls whose Glossier Black Friday Sale was the Steam Summer Sale

some years ago “geese tiny desk” would have been a viral cute animal clip they would run on the Ellen show. makes you think

o soulful white boy, where do you see yourself on the norwood scale in 10 years

in danger and invulnerable www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

saying in a thick Korean accent "In my culture we do not do these things." when said culture is actually just the social mores of the geographic set of transgender women i hang out with

YOUR FRIEND WHO NEEDS TO FIND A NEW JOB: "man i really need to find a new job"

glad to have been a part of this

they should make clothes for women that aren't polyester

The Instagram Reel-ification of NYC is now over. At midnight, your $5 onigiri mart will turn back into a Peruvian rotisserie chicken spot.

imagine being born with the potential to develop incredible skill, athleticism, and height, toiling and training for decades to actualize world class ability, only to be awarded the title of "Denver Nugget"

in chicago they want transgender for everybody. everybody transgender

chicago your prodigal daughter has returned

"Just Because Its Cold Doesn't Mean I Can Skip My Training" At The Certain Temple, An East Japanese Tree Frog. 2025/12/13.