people complaining about gay guys at t4tluvnrg fail to understand they're a keystone species. although it may feel like dolls are gazelles getting crowded out by wildebeest at the watering hole, they help ward off our natural predators (chasers, feeld/house of yes het couples, nyu undergrads)

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY— AS OF RIGHT NOW!

chicago ppl talk about the red line like it's Snowpiercer

alternate universe where the leafs make it to the nhl finals: my mayor chinese my bagel quebecois my neighbor guelph drake kill yourself

it's cool that you're letting the soft animal of your body love what it loves. mine's doing hill sprints and pushing a 48.2 vo2max

girl it persists

"you can't change your sex" ok maybe YOU can't, but i can. now watch this drive.

berlin (RIP). site of many a formative experience

The gentrification of Ridgewood has now peaked. At midnight your Sex and the City themed breakfast spot will turn back into an Albanian mob front.

ball over everything

take ur face sunscreen down to ur neck u beautiful capable transsexual

considering how good a peanut butter cream and pickle sandwich on white bread sounds to me, i wish i could get pregnant. im certain the cravings id get'd invent an entirely new genre of food free from all past context and constraint, one that is featureless, incomprehensible, and perfectly violent

the cavs are losing because james harden's beard increases his drag coefficient leading to exponentially compounding fatigue over time

Sorry I was late. Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ came on as I was parking the car and I had to see how that played out.

gm

SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?" 1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff." 2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone." 3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

the 27 year old chuunibyou

blaming claude code for bluesky's technical issues is giving the bsky engineers way too much credit

cmonnnn man i just need one more lifetime as a human bro i promise i'll pay it off this time. a dung beetle? again? you're real funny bro. wait wait wait i know— you play Marathon yet? i got an extra PS5, limited edition,

A Chicago coyote kicks back (while another one saunters past)

evelyn on google sheets at the club

the stickers give me minor stat boosts : )

Love will make you fit it all in the car

Querelle is so right. We need to be having gay sex and wearing hats that show what our jobs are

everyone in the chain of decisionmaking that lead to my bathroom sink being made of the most moisture-absorbing particleboard of all time is my enemy

Insane little thing on antiques roadshow

You Can "Bring The Party" Until You're 25, Then You Gotta Start Bringing A Couple Bags Of Chips Or Something

man i didn't even know that about ethel cain

Ethel Cain I could show you so many YouTube videos.

day ~45 of unemployment

i see a picture of two maids kissing on my timeline and i'm like whatever, maids are always up something in this online world. but in reality it probably means a lot to the maids. i'm becoming desensitized to the feelings of others.

i'm in the photoshoot and feel the need to clarify that my breasts have both become ~350ccs larger since then. although i'm disappointed that joyce declined my request for grok to update my photos accordingly, i've seen the work & passion that went into this and i'm very excited : )

Baseball vampire

due to budget cuts the new york state department of labor only has two staffers answering the phone: one who only lies, and one who only tells the truth

four goddamn years of forehead acne and fiddling with prescription tret only for the missing piece to be simple as using BP face wash instead of gel

the new york unemployment hotline having cartoonishly jaunty ragtime as their hold music is really just adding insult to injury

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Last night we let the soft animal of our body love what it loves - something I would post if things were 10% less bad

impressive. very nice. let's see what paul allen has on his carabiner

(belated) 2026 book thread:

seeing white people shittalk "diaspora lit" feels like when the other gay kid i had beef with in HS got jumped. bro i wanted to do that too but with nuance

everybody's "butch" until there's a roach in the house