My mom standing in the doorway: You know I just got off the phone with MF DOOM, he said you need to come downstairs and finish your spinach or you’ll never sell rhymes like dimes. 18 year old me perking up: He really said that?

Playin more dishonored dlc

I can’t stand the mountain goats but I love deer tick

Me: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! My dad talking to his new girlfriend outside my room: He loves his crash bandicoot

Alien overlord: For your punishment you will be forced to drink… (looking at alien notes) One hundred beers. Me: Holy shit I uh… wait. Is there like a time limit or something? Alien overlord: No. Just drink them all at some point. Me, really selling it: NOOO😭😭😭😭

Live playing THE LACERATOR… a game so twisted it’s not even allowed on freaking twitch

Playing SKINFREAK: an indie horror game. It will probably be just like my real life where I’m basically never scared at all.

Dishonored with my friend GUS from mostcontrapod LIVE

Live playing dishonored twitch.tv/deviousmink

When I was touring the catacombs under Paris my tour guide kept yelling at me because I wouldn’t stop naming all of the skulls and crying when I imagined them as women

Live playing cybermancy twitch.tv/DeviousMink

Playing this dog the first time

Live playing a dumb parkour game, come see if it’s worth your money

(My turn in the rap battle) Ayo… uh, yo… yeah yeah! In the morning through the window shade, when the light brushed up against your shoulder blade I could see what you were reading

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

(Overrun by zombies) My gf: we’re dead! (The wall explodes & a silhouette takes shape) Me: L-Lucario? 😳 My gf hugs it: you came! Me squeezing between them: You know him? 🙂 Her: We dated in college Me: What the fuck?😡 Her: Nows not the ti- Me: It’s basically an animal

Playing this game on stream live twitch.tv/deviousmink

Starting a new family live on twitch

Yes yes Nintendo and all that. When’s the last time a game they released had fog of war, moral conundrums or grand strategy elements. I’ll pass on your goonbas thank you very much.

Sometimes a man won’t cry for years then he starts thinking about his childhood dog

Read between two fires. It’s excellent

Ok??

I do miss my dog dearly but I would never clone him

The last three human words were The same as the first. “I love you”

Live and love again!

Playin thief gold twitch.tv/deviousmink

My son: Dad, I don’t WANT to do a heavily modded playthrough of fallout new Vegas, I want to ✨dance✨ Me: your mothers been showing you Hamilton again? My wife: He wants to- Me: He doesn’t KNOW what he wants!! (I slam the garage door and finger 11s Paralyzer begins to play)

Live again twitch.tv/DeviousMink with a special guest

He said thanks for coming to my dads stream ❤️

REEEEUUGGGH!!! SHARINGAN! FUCK! YOU! SIX PATHS OF PAIN! The wal-mart greeter smirks, ready. Something’s amiss. Too late, wal mart employees flood from the aisles. A trap. I flash a deadly smile: Monkey, dog, ferret, meerkat. WIND STANCE! I dance amongst them. Fury incarnate

Playing more resident evil today! Would love to see you :)

Visiting grandpa at the nursing home: kids nowadays know their steam library more than their local library Grandpa: I ‘member when they invented the steam engine (He starts choking me) Give me back the amulet I hiss: your times up, ancient one (louder) hes having another episode

Me: we must needs build a stable My son Dreamerboy: Why father Slamming my fist on the table, angry: for the horses dammit! (rubbing temples) Im sorry Dreamerboy: No father Im sorry. I dint know what them things were🙂 My daughter Atari pointing outside and crying: We are beset by strange beasts!

Resident evil 4 with facecam Leon Kennedy wiener mod live right now!!

Live right now!! DS2 PVP then RAT GAME

Abrupt and loud outburst at dinner: Cuz somebody stole my car radio & now I just sit in silence! Fuck! Not again. Stupid! Stupid! Guru in my earpiece: we can recover. Just don’t mention twenty one p- Me: you probably like their newer shit huh Girl I’m on 1st date with: What?

Taking a drag of a cig wearing nothing but a really long tie that covers my wiener: Spike spingle… bounty hunter. My gf: Put that fucking cigarette out you’re in my apartment Doing a gametime switch up and hitting my Johnny bravo: Heya there sexy mama

Memories that feel like another life

Smiling at my date: and your eyes are more beautiful than sapphires Her: I’m quite charmed (My familiar grunting and trying to crawl up my leg) I chuckle and push it down: haha. Easy now. (It struggles & grunts so I shove it down hard in the middle of the restaurant & stand)

More rat games! Live right now!

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It's beautiful

Live on twitch for about an hour and a half before appearing on popular niche internet podcast most controversial

Playlist for a girl: never listened Free to a good home.

Foppish knave, with a limp-wristed thrust of his rapier: She shall be shaved. And. Washed! I dodge, then circle with a Wolf-like grin: The man who quivers at a bush is no man at all (my daggers are a blur, twinned fangs aptly named pride and prejudice. It is over in an instant.)

Me, a confused and conflicted young man in college talking to the halal cart guy outside the school of art: Yeah I need me a bitch that listen to Pentangle Halal cart guy: Very good boss (quieter) blue hair, septum piercing 6 o’clock boss Me: Yassir you’re a fucking beast bro

Was having lunch when I said aloud how “bad” I was for getting a soda when I just had one yesterday. I said it involuntarily with a chuckle. I stopped cold in my tracks, realizing that my youth was long gone. Like a shattering glass - the falling shards my memories lost to time.

Fall Out Boy on radio: one night, yeah one more time, thanks for the memories My HS Girlfriend: isn’t it a lovely track? It makes me want to dance and sing 😊 Me, 90% positive Im gonna be rolling in money and Pussy in a few years so I’m not very invested in her: yeah whatever