People talking about how the world will hate americans *now* has me feeling like i'm somehow in a different timeline where literally everything in the world that has happened in my lifetime never happened. If you didnt hate us until last weekend, thats a tactical error on you im afraid.

GBVSR is the game that most redditors who complain about SF6 wish they were playing, but don't let that give you the wrong impression. It's actually very good

Cuck Schumer

Saw Marty Supreme at Regal Essex which is the shortest ratio of theater location to setting of movie viewed I think I’ve ever experienced.

I'm pretty sure I pulled a muscle in my chest by sleeping weird, which has gotta be fairly up there in the pantheon of chopped/unc/washed ways to injure yourself.

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

Every restaurant should serve french fries

Obsessed with these old sharp tvs at my laundromat that probably havent been turned on since 2008

Watching Long Day's Journey into Night with Marty Supreme still ringing in my head kinda rules. Both way up there in terms of pushing the lying and manipulative coochie agenda.

Kaili Blues and Long Day's Journey into Night complement each other in great ways. Both about the inescapable gravitational pull of your hometown, both revolving around very violent men but with little to no actual violence. Both lull you practically to sleep before escorting you beyond the boundary

The more a movie understands that it is nothing more than an incredibly elaborate magic trick, the better it is.

Bi Gan Respect Army.

PLAY SHIBUYA SCRAMBLE

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I gotta be honest the whole thing over the isabelle snatched waist mod reeks of residual holiday boredom lol

I have 2 really annoying heady opinions about film as a medium and they are that the experience of film is that of a dream by default no matter what and also that all film is voyeurism. I will not elaborate on either. Take it or leave it.

I know the steelers just won because my neighborhood bar is owned by a steelers fan and they open the upstairs for games and it sounds like wrestlemania up there lol

Starting off my year with a heater

ringo starr would be a beautiful name for a jrpg protagonist

At least I finally get to bust out the hobonichi and new case that I bought like 4 months ago.

It's honestly so funny to see non americans be like why do you have so many guns and you dont use them to wokely overthrow the government. I dunno man lets just look at the last half century of politics around gun ownership and then think about who has all the guns and who doesn't.

Let’s take a look at the news on this wonderful Saturday morning [opens the news app] Nevermind. Let’s go look at r/farts

The FIFA Peace Prize Recipient????

mr xi you know what to do now

I don't want to make too many of my 2026 goals public but one of them is to listen to less podcasts and listen to more music and maybe squeeze some audiobooks in there too

The Greatest Creampie Sex, With The Greatest Lover Of All Time 46 An Exquisite Beautiful Ass And Beautiful Tits With A Slender Body

imagine how hard it would go for her to be in kirby air riders ...

I got one of these for christmas cause the cushion on my cheap ergo office chair is starting to lose its structure after 5 years and it is a game changer.

To the person who was handing out burned CD-Rs of Red Hat .isos in line for PAX East 2010 I just wanna say you were right.

Started with a banger ended with a banger

I need to come up with a new uma mususme pun

Hard R**e!

Currently at the bar and a really drunk guy has hijacked the bluetooth speaker in the back yard and is playing nothing but wutang and gravediggaz shit lol

Saw a random post that was like "is marty supreme worth a 2 hour round trip to the theater" and brother I would rather live in a cardboard box under an overpass than anywhere outside of The City. I'll be in a trash can with oscar the grouch if that trash can is near a train stop.

Creampie In An Innocent Housewife! Anticipating To Take In A Stranger's Penis, The Housewife's Vagina Is Wet And Ready. Despite Having A Husband, She Swallows A Stranger's Penis! Reiko Sawamura

I posted a random anecdote about having a conversation with some younger people that made me feel old and some random guy called me pathetic and said I was just sad because young girls dont want to fuck me anymore.

I've waited 3 years to make this post

Marty Supreme (2025) youtube.com/shorts/cDKm4...

Oh my god Mike F. died. One of the best. Rest in peace man.

This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.

ITS HERE

They should sell tickets to this like a themepark ride

this is the realest shit a senile man has ever read off a cue card on the Disney channel 🔥🔥🔥