It's honestly so funny to see non americans be like why do you have so many guns and you dont use them to wokely overthrow the government. I dunno man lets just look at the last half century of politics around gun ownership and then think about who has all the guns and who doesn't.

Let’s take a look at the news on this wonderful Saturday morning [opens the news app] Nevermind. Let’s go look at r/farts

The FIFA Peace Prize Recipient????

mr xi you know what to do now

I don't want to make too many of my 2026 goals public but one of them is to listen to less podcasts and listen to more music and maybe squeeze some audiobooks in there too

The Greatest Creampie Sex, With The Greatest Lover Of All Time 46 An Exquisite Beautiful Ass And Beautiful Tits With A Slender Body

imagine how hard it would go for her to be in kirby air riders ...

I got one of these for christmas cause the cushion on my cheap ergo office chair is starting to lose its structure after 5 years and it is a game changer.

To the person who was handing out burned CD-Rs of Red Hat .isos in line for PAX East 2010 I just wanna say you were right.

Started with a banger ended with a banger

I need to come up with a new uma mususme pun

Hard R**e!

Currently at the bar and a really drunk guy has hijacked the bluetooth speaker in the back yard and is playing nothing but wutang and gravediggaz shit lol

Saw a random post that was like "is marty supreme worth a 2 hour round trip to the theater" and brother I would rather live in a cardboard box under an overpass than anywhere outside of The City. I'll be in a trash can with oscar the grouch if that trash can is near a train stop.

Creampie In An Innocent Housewife! Anticipating To Take In A Stranger's Penis, The Housewife's Vagina Is Wet And Ready. Despite Having A Husband, She Swallows A Stranger's Penis! Reiko Sawamura

I posted a random anecdote about having a conversation with some younger people that made me feel old and some random guy called me pathetic and said I was just sad because young girls dont want to fuck me anymore.

I've waited 3 years to make this post

Marty Supreme (2025) youtube.com/shorts/cDKm4...

Oh my god Mike F. died. One of the best. Rest in peace man.

This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.

ITS HERE

They should sell tickets to this like a themepark ride

this is the realest shit a senile man has ever read off a cue card on the Disney channel 🔥🔥🔥

I have so many thoughts about marty supreme....i might have to actually sleep on this one before yapping on letterboxd

I love da movies

He really is HIMothée, man.

It's Marty Time

Cum At School! Asako Shirai

watching a video where someone used a basic camera filter and a concerning number of people are mad about the creator "using AI." Guys I think it's bad too but we have to remember that the computer's been around for a couple of years before now

Sex Crazed Grannies 4 Hours Horny! Senior Mature Women

had to hit a hateful anon with the northern lion summon

it may be both my birthday AND my wife's birthday but we must not forget it's also PENIS FRIDAY #TGIPF

Super Mario Odyssey is pretty dang good. I'm glad I waited until now to play it cause the switch 2 enhancements really glow it up.

North By Northwest is a surprisingly modern movie because it’s about a guy whose explanation for drunk driving is he’s being gangstalked.

heard this one second hand like ten years ago but a friend of a friend (bald white guy) told some noisy teens on the subway to quiet down and one of them looked at him and said “suck my pussy uncle fester”

More and more people are believing in the power of DAPs.

[explaining bisexuality to a really stupid guy that is way too into the movie Blade] OK, so you know Blade’s whole deal right? Well-

men what is stopping you from looking like this

*pretending like im not at work rn* Steam is down noOOOOOOOO

Thinking about how weirdly marketed ray tracing was. It's just a rendering technique that should have just popped up all of a sudden when hardware got good enough but instead they tried to market it to people who otherwise would not give a shit and now its got very overblown negative connotations.

Call me Anakin the way there is absolutely security footage of me killing a dozen Yeunglings

I'm buying a used racing wheel and there is nothing you can do to stop me

The AAA Mario video is pretty funny and it's pretty obvious what type of game it's parodying, but it also cracks me up in that the title and subject itself really drives home that to a lot of people AAA is a vibes based definition.

Cheers my friends