This photoshop AI shit post (right) is pretty emblematic of the whole MAHA movement. Distracting you from what they’re actually doing and what actually happened.

Wellness influencers will never miss an opportunity to try and sell you stuff. Including after their own surgery. Yes, predictably, that blog is filled with discount codes.

42 million Americans will lose SNAP benefits tmw, and this is what the dude shares today.

I can’t believe I have to say this but you can already have your tea “internally” without putting it up your ass. It’s called drinking it.

Friendly reminder that you can absolutely be a wellness girlie without buying supplements, detoxes, cleanses, and coffee enemas. Evidence-based wellness girlies rise up.

Paul is cocoNUTS for airports.

Master class level grift. @this-is-mallory.bsky.social sent me this article (stitched together here) and I was going to make a video, but I don’t even know what to say.

Crunchy moms: "I'm not vaccinating my kids, they're not a SCIENCE EXPERIMENT." Also crunchy moms: "Anyway so here are the 10 different unregulated, untested and unproven supplements I give my kids everyday. Here are discount codes for 5 of them, and the other 5 you'll have to join my MLM to get."

The "experimental jabs" crowd who demanded more vaccine research sure is excited to see vaccine research being cancelled.

Controversial health beliefs held by wellness influencers are like their own imaginary friends. Just because they believe in them doesn’t mean they’re real and that you should believe in them too.

If you were upset you couldn’t just straight suck your harmonic frequency water on up FEAR NOT because there are now EMF straws for your buying pleasure🫠 #wellness

This is not wellness.

Leave it to wellness influencers to try to shame their grandma for content.

My number one health HACK: I don't take medical advice from influencers.

Friendly reminder that when a wellness influencer makes a claim about a product they're trying to sell, there's almost always a disclaimer on that product's website saying it hasn't been proven to do anything.

I’ve been researching a Conspirituality episode on alternative cancer influencers for a few weeks. This is what my burner account sponsored posts look like now. Like all of them.

Making a connection between cancer and your unproven MLM wellness product simply should not be allowed.

New Conspirituality episode with @this-is-mallory.bsky.social *chef’s kiss* podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

@this-is-mallory.bsky.social returns for this week's Conspirituality to discuss the, uh, er, healing power of...water? www.conspirituality.net/episodes/256-quacks-cancer-kangen-water-mallory-demille

All of the MAHA and wellness girlies I follow have been radio silent the last 24 hours about vaccines and the measles outbreak and a child literally dying. C’MON GIRLIE POP. Stand by your man. Tell me what you think about this, just like everything else.

The 🇨🇦Freedom Fighters🇨🇦 are feeling their feelings because their use of the Canadian flag wasn’t embraced the same way it is right now with the buy Canadian movement. It’s almost like Canadians just don’t support the flag being used to push conspiratorial thinking 🤷🏻‍♀️

"The best thing I ever did for my health and wellness, I stopped taking advice from wellness influencers and wellness business owners who financially profit off the unregulated nature of the wellness industry" - @this-is-mallory.bsky.social www.npr.org/2025/02/20/n...

A growing group of content creators are trying to counteract misleading and false wellness claims online from influencers hawking supplements and unproven remedies.

Your girl was featured on @npr.org

RFK actually stands for R you Fucking Kidding me

Have you ever been told coffee should go "in" the other end? Or that essential oils can cure your eye problems? Maybe $200 stones can cure the infertility that your electric car is causing? @this-is-mallory.bsky.social joins me on Clarity Lab to discuss. sirishealth.substack.com/p/how-to-spo...

This Wednesday, I talk to @this-is-mallory.bsky.social about all the science being damned by wellness influencers, and other fun topics. youtu.be/dsDva61Lr-I

My full interview is now available on youtube! Watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYFx...

If you’re in Canada you can watch my interview and the whole ass episode (Big [If True] Wild World of Wellness, @caulfieldtim.bsky.social was also interviewed!) on TVO. I’ll share the youtube link once it’s available as well.

Hot girls know the liver & kidneys detox your body.

MAHA wellness influencer caught promoting Nestle owned supplements 👇🏻 www.instagram.com/p/DFYeb2Ny-9C/

Wellness influencers: BIG PHARMA wants you on medication FOR LIFE to maximize PROFITS. Also wellness influencers: Okay so here are the supplements I take every single day and I got you guys a discount code so you can do the same.

You just know this is an exact reenactment #wellness

I chatted with @annamerlan.bsky.social at Mother Jones about the wellness influencers capitalizing on the Los Angelas wildfires and how these influencers are always trying to leverage tragedies. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Welcome to my wall of shame ❌ Wellness influencers are capitalizing on the LA wildfires to sell detoxes and supplements. @derekberes.bsky.social Watch here: www.instagram.com/p/DEs5tS0SvH6/

You just know this is an exact reenactment #wellness

Conspiratorial folks are convinced that an uptick in foggy weather and flu like symptoms are some sort of planned government something and wellness folks are jumping on it to sell their supplements and tell you to bathe in borax. Happy 2025.

1st text of 2025 to @this-is-mallory.bsky.social : Happy New Year Mallory! Mallory: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE FOG???

In wellness, it’s never that something doesn’t work. It’s always that you just need to try harder and buy someone else’s thing. “That wellness isn’t working because you need my wellness first.”

We’ve covered RFK Jr a lot, so today our fearless correspondent @this-is-mallory.bsky.social returns to investigate one very vocal and relieved cohort: the MAHA Mamas. They just know Kennedy is going to truly save the children, science be damned. www.conspirituality.net/episodes/235...

Finally the algorithm is working as intended.

Wading back into the dating pool and it’s just filled with piss 💛

The MAHA Moms, who have been screaming for years that they don’t co-parent with the government, sure seem like they want to co-parent with the government now.

Currently at 1.5M now on instagram.

Avoid these seed oils! 🚫

Sometimes it feels like the Biohackers read something wrong because now they're promoting Biohazards.

How I bring my water back into coherency 💧

Make America Hurl Again 🫶🏻

I'm literally right here.