lol

I was the commentator, thank you for watching. And yes, the bananas do not care who wins and rate teams based on whether or not they play defensively and therefore throw a lot of peels

keep us updated, Trip.

imagine Suzie Plakson walking into the room like this and being rude to her??? couldn't be me

by the fired place. straight up "grinchin' it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My crimints

Metacarpals? Yeah, I met a carpal of guys who said you were a loser! 🫵🤣

explains the plot of santas slay

Confused, Scrooge stepped onto the ice. He looked around, wracking his brain but for nought. He turned to the spirit, who was idly twirling a broom. "Sir, I have no memory of this place. Why have you brought me here?" The phantom shrugged and replied "I just really like curling is all".

i did not know the game of curling involved occult ritual

giraffe weevils live on trees called giraffe beetle trees.

oh santa you shouldn't have

giraffe weevils live on trees called giraffe beetle trees.

a day or two of go i bingled all the bells

today i learned there is a play in curling called a peel and there are fans who wear banana costumes and get excited when a peel happens

It's a little known fact that the predator in Predator isn't actually arming a bomb on its wrist computer near the end, but is calling The Police.

today i learned there is a play in curling called a peel and there are fans who wear banana costumes and get excited when a peel happens

This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON

does the hum of a microwave kicking on remind anybody else of the Relient K version of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" or do i just have a really cool brain

Umbrellas of Cherbourg is a beautifully bittersweet love story but the third act pivot to space sci-fi always takes me out of it

I've been drawing Somali kids in Sally Forth since I first started drawing the strip. They're a big part of where I live in Minneapolis. As with every other immigrant community that's come here, it's what makes the Twin Cities great! 💚

how far they've fallen

can't get over this. both movies are over 5 years old. one has a 2.0 on letterboxd and the other has not been logged enough times to have an average rating at all. that's what starz considers enticing

starz, buddy, just give up

Bucketheath

starz, buddy, just give up

thinking about the mathlight and having cursed ideas again

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it. Everyone, give @skatunenetwork.bsky.social your money. They deserve it.

omelette du fromage

gerrold is always doing shit like this

I honestly don't remember why I made this and that's kind of funny.

gerrold is always doing shit like this

why in the fuck do i not already own the criterion Lone Wolf and Cub Blu Ray set

Gotta go...

we all got that coworker who looks like binky barnes

wait a second we don't have a bike

the lady loading a meatball sub in to the toaster at the sub shop pointed to it and told a trainee "you gotta cut these more towards the middle. this is gonna fall apart on the guy." she was talking about my sandwich and she was right

Plain reposting this doesn’t seem to actually be getting it in the timeline so I’m trying this. Why is bsky prejudiced against Heathcliff?

where is my check, walt disney corporation

the lady loading a meatball sub in to the toaster at the sub shop pointed to it and told a trainee "you gotta cut these more towards the middle. this is gonna fall apart on the guy." she was talking about my sandwich and she was right

Save the Dolls; save the world.

Looks like Goo's out late 2026, same as Dune part 3 so prime for a goon double feature.

i can't wait to watch Goo what is release date of Goo i want to go see Goo I'll take one ticket for Goo please

I hadn't heard of Kliban's Cats until recently, but I think something incredible is going on there.

It's his day. #heathoween