I think I remember someone saying a while ago that they saved a bunch of lovehonk music before cohost shut down. Do you know that person/are you that person/would you be willing to share that with me :3

yeah actually do people realize that this isn't like a ploy to get people to follow you, and it's not because "big accounts" don't want to talk to "small accounts," that's ludicrous! it's because we get terribly harassed otherwise!! i wouldn't be on here anymore without the option to limit replies

I love how gradually my friends are individually discovering that I'm skeeting Dune

I am in the process of acquiring additional elbows. Will update when it's official.

let’s build dioramas together

A toblerone is divided into 9 "peakces", so, depending on whether you eat one peakce or an entire bar, that's 3.44 toblerone bars or 279 peakces

Insect Musician

Swamp Thing's got abs

Did anyone else catch that the senate was about to pass a bill that would give anti-doxxing protections to every American and that was blocked so instead they passed a bill to give only themselves anti-doxxing protections???

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Tell your favorite artists you love their work

Road to Z-A : Heracross

speaking of: 9 hours left for over 600 photos for just $20 bucks bsky.app/profile/spac...

Being a pokemon trainer is mostly nice. I spend a lot of time outdoors, I meet interesting people, I get to hang out with pets all day. And despite what the activists say, pokemon battles are enriching for them! They enjoy the fighting. Sometimes... sometimes I wish they didn't enjoy it so 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩

My political experience as a single-issue religious voter has been a struggle because of how few politicians have a documented or stated position regarding fairies, let alone a strategic plan

It's a breakfast bagel from the good Vietnamese bakery kind of morning

"Eating the goose that lays the golden egg" is a joke hundreds of years old but these motherfuckers still won't learn it

Every day we move further from God's light... That's the slogan of my company, the Radiance Unseen Experimental Lighting Concern! It narrowly beat the other proposal, "No eyes of saints or angels e'er saw such lights as these."

The "Display of poor judgement in a moment of over-exuberance" of the Sabine Women

Dick Garfield: I hate grundles

Let me tell you about another "mayor" who "left the race" for three days

21 pilots... 36 balls

This page popped in my head while I was designing these characters.

Assata Shakur 1947-2025

I mixed up the initialisms "EDM" and "ENM" and accidentally had a lovely evening

Just hanging around on this #FursuitFriday

"I'm going to the bathroom... You don't need to wait for me, I know how time passes faster for your kind."

Are there any legal arguments against vaporizing a horse (time sensitive)

うさぎちゃん

They're petrifying you on fossil girl sky

Canada Post “lost” 1 billion dollars last year? How about, “it cost Canadians 1 billion dollars to have a national postal service” which works out to costing about $25 a year per person (population of Canada in 2024 = 40 million). Seems like a pretty reasonable cost to me.

*Standing at the lectern in a conference* "Every borders is haunted by the violence of its creation." *I pause to listen to a muffled question from the crowd* "No, I meant the bookstore."

I had a really bad brass instrument addiction in the early 2010s. I used to spend hours on HornHub and Jazzers just working on my fingering

An empty duffel bag would work on me

Man boots must be fuckin DELICIOUS

"Ah, but without a subscription we can't update software with new—" it's not Days of Our Lives, Bill. I just need to make spreadsheets. I don't need a fucking narrative arc

My most millennial take is that software as a service and anything explicitly browser based that requires an internet connection and does not run off the drive inside my machine is a fucking scam

Rough mecha scribble from days of yore.

I used up the last of my dopamine in middle school. I've been running on fumes for 25 years

"If my suspicions are correct, the mastermind of the conspiracy is—here!" *I throw open the door to the study, revealing a French poodle. "Wait, that can't be right." *I spy a curtain dividing the room* "Aha! Here's where we'll find the true mastermind!" *I tear open the curtain. Three more poodles*

Note to self: check whether coconut milk is sweetened BEFORE adding it to a sauce.

I watched a WW2 training video for the B-17 waist gun out of curiosity and it was less funny than I hoped but damned if I can't nail a target in a moving frame of reference now

Time to make food. I got a pork loin, Japanese leeks and coconut milk, gonna make some tasty curry

Three slots remain, friends!

All dogs have the mandate of heaven

Organic Reach: Thread Count . Latest temporary gallery is up! I love this one - the photos are a vibe and I'm very proud of the poem 🖤 . laurenjanek.com/organicreach

fun fact! the rapture did happen! several unusually pious species of beetles have now ascended! that's it! better luck next time!

*prophet sweating* gettin another revelation that's telling me pacific time