Bergamot Jones
@bergamohjones.bsky.social
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Making
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#scifi
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. Former dog inventory specialist. Edging 40. Icon by me.
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A beginning is a very delicate time. Know, then, that the year is 10,191.
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6 months ago
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Jucika
1 day ago
We're hosting an emergency fundraiser to help fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and we need support. Currently we're $14.7k away from meeting our goal and avoiding medical debt, any bit helps
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
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[trying to flirt] i can blow out a candle from three feet away
about 9 hours ago
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Pup Harke 🔞
2 days ago
only responding with these images from now on anytime kink discourse happens
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I *think* I'm exploiting laminar flow and the venturi effect by accurately blowing for long enough to create a channel of air, lowering the pressure around the flame, but I'm a lover not a fluid dynamicist
about 8 hours ago
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[trying to flirt] i can blow out a candle from three feet away
about 9 hours ago
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Swolesome 🍉🏳️⚧️
1 day ago
If you're a Canadian who lived outside of Quebec and purchased bread from Loblaw's between 2001 and 2021, you can get compensation AND stick it to the Westons if you submit a claim before December 12th.
www.canadianbreadsettlement.ca
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Canadian Packaged Bread Class Actions Settlement
This website has been established to provide general information related to the proposed settlement of the case referred to as Canadian Packaged Bread Class Actions Settlement.
https://www.canadianbreadsettlement.ca/
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void's century
4 days ago
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
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I've been going to sleep at 3, 4 am lately so I decided to tuck in early tonight and comrades: I'm cozy as fuck right now
about 10 hours ago
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✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺
about 13 hours ago
Please go buy mine from MY shop if you want this, it’s so obvious how low quality the aliexpress one is too…
www.mothsprout.com/product/i-ve...
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I’ve Had Better Days Patch
SIZE: 4.5 x 2.5 inches Fully Embroidered with an iron on backing. Please be aware that due to the nature of embroidery, some small details may...
https://www.mothsprout.com/product/i-ve-had-better-days-patch
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Hard as it is to believe, I've never Yelped. [ I edge to the side trying to hide the open bedroom door and Google Guides lounging nakedly on my counterpane ]
about 11 hours ago
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Ever since I was a little child, I wanted to be a niche internet microcelebrity.
about 12 hours ago
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*eating hair out of a paper bag* Can anyone really "own" hair?
about 12 hours ago
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What healthy oxen, Arisen! Be you sure these "horses" are not an enemy?
about 14 hours ago
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🌒Cosmic_Flotsam🌘
about 17 hours ago
I did a chicken one year lol
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The Guardian
about 19 hours ago
Israel still committing genocide in Gaza, Amnesty International says
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Israel still committing genocide in Gaza, Amnesty International says
The NGO’s chief says last month’s ceasefire ‘risks creating a dangerous illusion that life in Gaza is returning to normal’ Amnesty International has said Israel is “still committing genocide” against Palestinians in the Gaza Strip, despite the ceasefire agreed last month. The fragile, US-brokered truce between Israel and Hamas came into effect on 10 October, after two years of war. Continue reading...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/27/israel-still-committing-genocide-in-gaza-amnesty-international-says?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu
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Isabel Zaw-Tun
about 23 hours ago
I keep explaining the difference between venom & poison to my boyfriend and he just isn't GETTING it. Venom is a type of poison delivered via a bite or sting, the difference has nothing to do with what it DOES to your body. He keeps yelling "take me to the hospital" god men just don't want to learn
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Ana Valens | 🔞
2 days ago
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls. What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
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If you have a good memory and a decent visual imagination, actually running the Sims 4 is kind of redundant. It honestly removes a lot of the frustrating jank to just play with the virtual dolls in my head.
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@jessrawk.bsky.social
I was already thinking "I should tell Jess she's great" and then I saw your display name. You're fantastic.
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Kelly Turnbull
1 day ago
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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Yamino
about 2 months ago
It's Rei's turn to be hit with the butchification beam 🔥💜
#SailorMars
#ReiHino
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Faeriere
8 days ago
Had a toetally awesome birthday photoshoot with my friends 👣 😆💖🥳👣 📸: @knotsnacks.com So lucky to have so many friends show up for me after pitching this silly idea. Getting into all these poses was sooo much fun. My cheeks still hurt from all the laughing.
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happy maxgraving
3 days ago
and the poster has to be designed in tribute to this cover
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happy maxgraving
3 days ago
wes anderson adaptation of a canticle for leibowitz
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River Wilde | Ottawa
3 days ago
If you're a sex worker, quote reply with your favorite recent lewd and how long you've been in the business. 3.5 years officially (10 years unofficially - DM for the full story!)
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The whirling is quite exciting, Arisen, but what of the tilting? They did not even give us lances.
3 days ago
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Aesthetically I have nothing against wearing the maid dress, but you wanna try mopping a floor in 4" heels and tell me how that works out for you? Are fishnets going to protect against chemical burns? Silk gloves definitely ain't.
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Ram Lightly
3 days ago
Morgan showing off his new lingerie to Toulouse : > (Toulouse belongs to the wonderful
@mothmanners.bsky.social
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sarah clark (they)
3 days ago
shooting these right into your bitch ass face
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DeLaine ✨6’1 Giantess ✨ LA & FMTY
3 days ago
🍂If you're a sex worker, quote reply with your fave recent lewd and how long you've been in the business🍂 15 years 🥳
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But what does Koschei the Deathless think of the current political situation? Koschei, over to you.
3 days ago
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I've seen some friends sharing the "Steam censored the human horse game!" post and I wanted to draw attention to this line in their explanation: Really? Putting aside the child for a second, if you choose to frame your political point using naked, bound humans, you're sexualizing it.
3 days ago
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Prioritizing oral accounts over empirical evidence can cause ineffective practices, what is known in academia as the "fool's blowjob"
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King Toesuck the Basically Alright But With One Really Significant Personality Trait
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Dogs, Arisen! Ware their long tongues!
3 days ago
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Chimera! ... But of stuffed cloth, like a child's poppet? How cute... For me?!
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This foul reek... An influencer must lurk nearby.
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I know not the words "bumper" and "cars", Arisen, but I will follow you anywhere.
3 days ago
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Deep-fried Mars bars, Arisen!
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I'd let Nick Cage be Superman. Let him cook.
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My company's flagship product—Normal Nog—is receiving a lot of questions regarding its name and ingredients. It's just nog, regular nog. Nothing but fresh, ordinary nog ingredients.
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Dieselbrain
4 days ago
#SaveSpeech
if you're Canadian, you may have heard about a handful of bills that have free speech and anti-surveillance orgs worried, so ive made a cheat sheet of info about what makes each one worrying! We need to block these bills! please contact your reps!
oncanadaproject.ca/findyourrep
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Teacups of such monstrous size could only belong to a Cyclopes! Be wary, Arisen.
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A merry-go-round... What are these harnessed creatures?
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Hark! Teens!
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jenny tightpants
3 days ago
imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
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Drew Shields (commissions open)
3 days ago
"Simple as jailbreaking an iPhone!" [HMU for art requests i have some freelance availability soon]
#cyberpunk
#yuri
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LOVE ADVICE! It's what you're here for and it's what I've got. Today's tip? Never be embarrassed to ask how to use an unfamiliar machine. It's less embarrassing than making a mistake and getting covered with hot coffee or tar!
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River Wilde | Ottawa
3 days ago
Desire is the way your presence pulls at me...slow, certain, impossible to ignore. I feel it in the air between us, the kind that vibrates with everything we haven’t touched yet, everything we’re thinking but not saying. It’s the kind of longing that makes breathing feel optional
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Helena
3 days ago
I think whenever someone gets weird about someone NOT drinking they've earned an interrogation about their own relationship with alcohol. Rather than assuming the non-drinker is a recovering alcoholic we need to assume the person taking issue is an *active* alcoholic. Give them a micro-intervention.
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