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Yobbas (Yoda X Jabba shippers) are literally the most delusional members of the Star Wars fandom, and I say this as someone who used to ship them HARD before I got preoccupied with my divorce proceedings

Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone

I do wonder what level of lib/lefty people being overly suspicious of glp-1 is due to how quickly every 1 in 3 commercials in america became an ad for it

shots fired near the white house while combo breaker is going on

CBR and the like were already writing like this was official policy, excited to see how much worse it's gonna get

R-R-R-ROCKET LAWNCHER

Everyone is allowed ONE (1) parasocial relationship with a white boy

one of those workdays

This cabinet is going to make me fucking cry

showing up to 2029 with an anti-cancel culture game, this is gonna get beyond savaged

Mortal Kombat players when someone does a Friendship instead of a Fatality: "Oh, that's comfort... ...that's comfort of my Gore Character"

Just two weeks shy of a year since @luckystarbecca.bsky.social bought me my first gunpla kit, and I just finished my 100th. I love this hobby so much. Here’s a video of the full collection to celebrate!

imagine two blonde twins walking up to you and they're like "we're the lords from the original fire emblem warriors." you're not going to have any choice but to believe them. you don't know what they look like. you don't even know their names. i just looked them up and i STILL don't know their names

thought i was gonna finish digimon time stranger tonight and last minute it throws like a dozen sidequests at me, this is true jrpg gaming

I like this one, too.

Really love that Chuck Jones was so upset with the premise of Space Jam that it briefly turned him into a powerscaler

First fire emblem here! Hilda! #fireemblem #fe3h

guy who couldn't really get into the banjo kazooie games but still steadfastly believes the two of them have a friends with benefits type situation

And then they realized they were no longer The Boys. They were The Men.

I can't be bothered to dust model kits so instead I just run them under a cold tap for a few seconds and it's got a real "giving my dollies a bath" energy to it.

ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at before wandering away.

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

nostalgically explaining to zoomers and younger that you used to be able to go on the internet for weeks or even months without being subjected to arguments over pedophile accusations--spurious OR credible

when i was 15 i watched an of episode of penn and teller's bullshit and for about 20 minutes i thought i might be a libertarian and then i told my dad, who is a libertarian and he told me that they're "fake" "hollywood" libertarians and started telling me about gold prices and i stopped caring

ughhhhh my almost decade old desktop feels like it's finally on it's way out was hoping i could hold back on upgrading until this AI shit popped and prices on parts went down a little

purupuru

COLONEL GENTLEMAN'S LIST OF MOVES HE WISH HE HAD WHEN HE WAS A LAD.... BRYAN D/F+3 A MAGIC 4 ASUKA 1+2

hypothetical venture bros fighting game that plays exactly like tekken tag 2

Wild things happening on e621 right now

finally we'll all know what it sounds like when scooby-do tries to say 'ittadakimasu'

when maya met trucy #AceAttorney

“I know not with what roster Super Smash Brothers 6 will be fought, but Smash 7 will be fought with sticks and stones.”-Albert Einstein

20 something years ago i download a gba rom of anything that looks vaguely fire emblemish and giant robots have refused to leave my life ever since

Too much has happened in the past year and I can’t take the MMO term “transmogged” seriously anymore.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 15,1964

gross little hentai dude with horny time stop powers has the most horrifying night of his life in 1980's cairo as the 3rd and by far weakest timestop guy in the area

Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake

Dude you should read this superhero deconstruction comic. No I'm serious dude it's about how being a superhero would actually derail your life and it would actually be so difficult to juggle that and also school and a job and relationships and it's completely thankless. Oh what's it called? Spider-m

yugioh is the stupidest card game ever /pos

A Malicious Mammary appeared! A Bra Stuffer appeared! A Jiggly Bust appeared! A Slime-zuri appeared! A Breast Im-Goo-Vement appeared! A Titanic Tittie appeared! A Wanderin' Wobbler appeared!

thanking god that I already rewatched 0079 gundam last year so I don't even have to try to lie to myself that I'd be interested in whatever this remaster ends up being

this is what it feels like talking to people 10 years younger than yourself about anime

woke up an hour before my alarm with a bad headache, i am choosing to blame the gundam stream on this somehow

In order of likeliness: - New brand collab(s) - Message from the set of the Hollywood Gundam movie - JP-only game/game update - New tv project - New UC prestige project - Tomino’s brain implanted in a 28-year-old and comes out of retirement - Sunrise animates 50 episodes in-house

Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh