Getting high and playing Shadow of the Colossus trying to get lizard tails is probably the closest thing you can get to stimulating being an old cartoon character like Elmer Fudd or Wile E. Coyote

Does anyone remember when Nintendo put out a statement about how they didn't put gay in Tomodachi Life and it was just this

How many riot grrl musicians have guest starred on The Simpsons? Because I can think of one

My favorite Splatoon and Fire Emblem crackship, Harmony Corrin

I'm in your kitchen and I'm washing all your chicken. You're almost out of Dawn by the way you're gonna have to buy more

Play Final Fantasy XI with me

i am now in a relationship with Cocoboha

This post makes me wonder if Akagi might have been gay. I don't see why not

When Guilty Gear Strive came out I asked one of my friends that was playing it if it had a story mode, and he told me it did but it was just a bunch of cutscenes you watch in order. That was the moment that fighting games as a genre were over.

This is literally the shit that gives me life

She was so happy that she grew two additional heads on top of her own 🥹🥹🥹 i love lesbians

just found out about the device for paralysing one or more of your children

Hey, it's finally my month! Not because I'm gay or anything dude, but like, come on man it isn't that hard. You silly thing.

surprise, surprise

I also love all three of my pictured plushie friends

i love my plushie friends

I love you.

have always wondered why the smash bros melee intro has a few frames of donkey kong getting his nutsack electrocuted

The 100 Pikmin Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love Olimar

i love jam's drawings and had fun with this prompt! sorry i'm so late! everyone, please draw more friends with takumi!!!

I just accidentally played like seven hours of this shit in one sitting

Fuck I might be Hasbro's little slut

I only bought this and am posting it because I have a humiliation kink, I hate Wizards of the Coast. Please only interact with this post if you intend to degrade me for purchasing this. Doing this will allow me to masturbate. Thank you.

I would rather pay money to have Bojangles fuck up my order and call me a slur than go to Chickfila and have them smile in my face and wish me a 'blessed day' while funding aggressively anti-LGBTQ+ politics around the goddamn world, and yes, they are still fucking doing that

Dragon Quest Monsters - The Withered World announced (PS5/Xbox Series/Switch/Switch 2/PC)

Worth waking up at 6am for

Every time I get a notification on my phone that isn't from one of my friends messaging me or someone liking a post I've made on here, I kill a random person

So much and so many people I'm endlessly thankful in my life, but this ship will always run on Yearning

To be honest, though I have zero interest in seeing it in the theater, I am looking forward to The Mandalorian and Grogu being on streaming or whatever. Like i do wanna see it but not that bad

Yay we met Pikmin @ovenholster.bsky.social @johnthewang.bsky.social @itstoblerone.bsky.social

this is what it feels like trying to turn around in super mario sunshine

sometimes i miss lore from the simpler days

"This guy may be able to type with those puppies on, but I've seen what you can do with yours, son! Oh, and try to find out what this 'Club Technochocolate' is all about, ha ha!"

This is a compliment by the way. I think the show is actually good and I think the reason a lot of nerds (derogatory) don't like it is because they've seen more than two people outside of their circle post about it and that, for some reason, really annoys them

Catching up with The Boys and it's amazing how so many lines of this show slide by because they're delivered so fucking well. Only Antony Starr can deliver the word 'libtard' like that

This is such a generational post to me. This happens to me every time I go there. And it works

Why did a new round of both loli discourse and doordash discourse start on the same day. Real barrel scraping shit

2015 smash 4 montage makers adding the space jam mashup to their video

they're ending destiny 2 because marathon made one durandillion dollars lets get it

Why can't I ever been intensely attracted to like, a normal guy that like, exists in real life, like that I could actually do anything with

Timmy Thick is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened on the internet. Posting after that is just such a futile effort

You know oomf i really didn't need another reminder that Hilbert, the perfect man for me, wasn't and will never be real. So thanks

All of my posts are complicated flirting tactics designed to generate the most insane user possible to be obsessed with me. Is it working?

Now recruiting for the You Lay On a Table and I Try To Jump Onto You So As To Break Through the Table program