Marty Oscar Sweepreme.

Jonathan Hickman is a hack who uses Infographs as a crutch. His X-Men is absolute gobbledygook trash and makes no sense. Fuck his Vegan X-Men.

Podcasted tonight with Mark Waid. That was neat.

I’m the Triple Threat on this shit platform - meaning my posts only three likes from the same three people.

Whenever Bruce says “they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night,” I like to imagine it’s actually a cryptid and not a crime boss.

I am tired of earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

Fucking with anime fans will always be one of my most favorite things.

I wonder if someone can this shopping cart to play Doom.

SCOTT ADAMS AIN’T IN HEAVEN. SCOTT ADAMS IS DOWN THERE.

It’s a brand new episode as we are joined with legendary pro wrestler Raven talking comics and his brand new documentary, “Nevermore: The Raven Effect.” Listen today!

I do not care for the Millennium Era Godzilla films thus far.

Taking art commissions to help Minnesota ACLU. DM inquiries.

Share someone who looks stylish wearing leather.

Enjoy this now, DC fans. Once Mattel gets their fingers on the license, it’ll be Batman and Superman more than McFarlane did before.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)

ICE and the MAGA lemmings are a bunch of feckless fucking cowards.

Semi-related, but the Metamucil gummies are great.

Wow, Cyclops leaving the X-Men? I’m sure it’ll stick.

Yeah, Cyclops, you should always be a leader first and try and get Jean second. Nothing bad will come of that.

john cena's heel turn on ms paint

Just left a screening of Marty Supreme. Pretty good. Now off to see Hugh Jackman play a Jewish Elvis impersonator.

The DC New 52 was good and there are a lot of great runs during it. #ComicSky just isn’t mature enough to realize it.

It’s absolutely wild how much Marvel has made me not give a single wet shit about the MCU, that I watched the Avengers Doomsday trailer and I just don’t feel anything. The Bob Chapek era really soured me to this level of apathy.

Tonight I was reading Swamp Thing comics on the treadmill as I listened to Sisters of Mercy and wearing a Type O Negative t-shirt. My entire pull list would’ve been Vertigo in 1994/1995 if I was the age I am now.

My favorite thing about this shithole of a social media platform is getting two likes on posts and it’s always the same goddamn fucking people.

Moving to Bluesky from Twitter is starting to feel like when squidward moved to that town full of squidwards and then he went insane

Superman by Mark Spears

Banger of a post, low reaction. Fuck almighty Bluesky sucks shit.

Photo - $40 Autograph - $40 Combo - $60

Oh a certain hashtag using, director death threat-ing, comic book movie fandom is going to be even more insufferable now. You know who I’m talking about.

Today is my birthday and I turn…

Tomorrow is my birthday, so I spoiled myself. Hey @phillipkjohnson.bsky.social. 👋

As Dave Foley once told me, and anyone in ear shot (repeatedly), “that man is an idiot”

The Trump Administration giving us another Rush Hour movie was not on my bingo card.

The main reason I don’t want Netflix to buy Warner Bros. is because you just know the Snydcels will be fucking insufferable.

From the Batman newspaper strip, October 1946.

Absolutely crestfallen that no photos of Donald Trump and Joey Chestnut exist, but we’ve got plenty of him and the ole Throat Goat Nancy.

Oh fuck all of you. This is a fucking stellar post.

My mom just sent me a reel of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social on Instagram and proceeded to follow it up with the heart eyes emoji.

Superman is grateful today isn't Monday, it's really his only...well, not his only weakness...

I wonder what Fox News is covering right now.

One of my absolute favorite episodes we’ve ever done on @themarvelists.bsky.social. I always love chatting it up with @brianmbendis.bsky.social. Such a funny and kind dude.

I love Kirby and Steranko on Nick Fury, but man, John Severin does not get talked about enough.

“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"

“oh what is this woke bullshit.”

Billion year mortgage

ABRAXAS, GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE (1991)

Quick Terry Funk sketch.