1/ okay plt folks, i'm mulling over an interesting problem and i'm going to rubber duck y'all. i've started following the Bytecode Virtual Machine portion of Crafting Interpreters, but the VM i want to build is significantly weirder than the one Bob is leading me to build.

Following the departure of Doug Bowser, a suspiciously familiar figure is reportedly stepping into the role of President of Nintendo of America. paletteswap.site/dif...

i'm playing assassins creed shadows again. it's very pretty but the character and face animations remind me of 360 era. very stiff, very awkward, lots of passive movement. makes me wish the faces weren't so detailed.

"oh but it's clunky oh it's ugly oh I have to rebind the controls oh I have to download a zip file" do you actually want to play this game, or do you just want to be able to say that you've played this game

me when i say i wanna do something: 🥰 me when i sit down to do something: 🫩

thank god i'm a certified human

what's the best way to stand up a new ocaml project rn? i remember folks working on a `cargo`/`uv` for ocaml last year, but i can't remember the name.

there are dozens of us! dozens!

once again, bigg showing he knows what's up

i tried to show my wife ang lee's sense and sensibility last night but our children interrupted us so we have to wait until tonight to see the final 9 minutes of the movie

do you think ICE agents who watch The Zone of Interest would see themselves in the film? or do you think they lack the ability to understand images shown in quick succession intended to simulate experiences or communicate stories and ideas?

what if i abandoned all of my existing side projects and open source libraries to throw myself into writing an EXA-VM interpreter in Ocaml or Rust or something? i played around a little with the TEC-Redshift standalone Exapunks game on steam and it's sick but it's _really_ slow. we could do better.

not to be hasty but stone fruit by antônio carlos jobim is the greatest album ever made

who wants to sell me ps5 horizon forbidden west for like $20

should i buy cyberpunk on switch 2 or ps5? i don't think i wanna play it on my steam deck because the steam deck is very heavy, which is hard on my hands. (playing prey on it is tough)

lol this bans discussion or clips of Jackass stunts. idiotic to the last

please god, this would be so funny

this is what happens when you build your stuff on top of a technical idea (atproto) instead of a social idea: when your community develop social problems, you have nothing to offer but technical solutions

lol fifth give away this game. do you think the bengals are trying to throw the game now?

it's joever

this bengals game is killing me. i thought browning would do good work in burrow's stead but this is brutal.

who should i follow for fun bengals football reactions and discussion? i'm gonna try to watch every game this season and i wanna stay hyped even as the tears fall

"You've got a friend in me...."

my favorite part of yard work is going to ace hardware multiple times because i keep forgetting items i need

what if i bought like $100 of new games instead of finishing the games i have already started (not to mention the countless games i haven't started)

i beat jusant last night. took me ~5 hours. really pleasant, easy but not tiresome, extremely pretty, great sense of scale. there's a lot of "environmental storytelling" aka letters and journals lol, but i found those to be well written with lots of questions and few answers about the world.

here's a forum feature i love: lobste.rs (along with cohost.org, rip in pepperonis) decentivizes deep threads by making it impossible to read once it's reached a certain depth. you can't yell forever, at some point you gotta call it quits and just walk away.

When you shove the nuanced world of sexual experiences through the uncomprehending sieve of a programmed screening algorithm, we can all do nothing but lose. Will it know the difference between CNC? RACK scenes? Coping expressions? Art? Let me point you to a piece called The Rape of Prosperpina.

this sucks actually. fuck bsky.

i've been looking for a reason to dive into Horizon Forbidden West. now seems like a great time

what if im addicted to tony's chocoloney

i wanna get a pinup tattoo of molly millions, but i want her riding a cyberspace deck. think this is cool or dumb?

this is some shameful shit

games on the computer supplanted toys on the computer. toys always went in the "game" category in the store and that's understandable but there was sort of a thing we were doing with like, "creatures" that is not really being done anymore. it feels like the lines around "game" is less porous

i love when a 5 point ticket that i started last week takes 2 weeks but because i did a 1 point spike ticket on monday, everyone forgets i worked on the 5 pointer last week so it seems like i only spend 5 days on it this week

(pipsqueak virgin voice) ad hominem

i think all puzzle games should be on the phone

i've posted a lot of inflammatory and left leaning political content and shared my own left leaning opinions over the years on facebook. and yet posting charlie kirk's own words is the only time i've had people unfriend me over my posts. curious

i feel significantly less bad about partially homeschooling our kids now lol

i'm 12 hours into inscryption and i've only beaten lesh once. people online talk about there being "infinite" combos or something, but so far, i've not found anything and the death cards are all useless. i don't wanna be hasty, but i think this game sucks shit.

you know what's funny is the idea of "opposite" gender. i for one don't think "male" and "female" would fall on opposite sides of the gender spectrum. in fact I'd say they're basically neighbors.

sleepee

anyone else get sleepy when they need to pee?

it only tuesday 🫩

"noah, why did you immediately post personal emotional shit after reaching this conclusion?" because i have a terminal illness, dear reader, called poster's disease.

cw body shape, body image, weight my beautiful kind wife bought a bunch of clothes online for me to try on because i don't generally like to clothes shop. didn't go great.

feels like at some point, all of the vaguely to explicitly leftist shit i've said over the years will be linked together and then i will be expelled from society and/or jailed. it's far too late to purge it all now, given reddit comment databases, archive.org, and soft deletes in willing tech dbs.