I can tell you with 100 percent authority that it is only in the world of the New York Times in which there is a "debate" about potato, egg, and cheese breakfast tacos. That combination is one of THE most standard breakfast tacos. Anytime you place an order, count on getting some of those.

Is Boston at least throwing in a minor league monkey prospect and cash considerations?

Surprisingly, this was NOT part of a thread about Trevor Bauer.

"Coach" What an absolute shithead. My family has connections in the world of college coaching, including someone who was at the famous dinner when Tuberville slipped out the back door leaving a bunch of recruits on their own. They have known what a POS he is for a long time.

MacKenzie Gore reminding Rangers fans why two other teams didn't mind parting with him.

Me three hours into a blackjack session where I've already had to go back into my wallet twice: "I'm just going to keep playing until I'm at breakeven, then I'll stop."

Astros city connect caps look like they’d be just about perfect for the UT-Arlington baseball team.

Feels like it should be mentioned that this ranch is now owned by the extremely wealthy man who will most likely be the next Comptroller of Texas.

"The Hunt for Red October" is on -- always a great choice for a Friday night -- and just about to spout the best line: "You arrogant ass, you've killed US."

Yeah, man. I know what it is. We all do.

I’ve seen this before (1987 Nolan Ryan). I fully expect Jacob deGrom to finish the season with a ERA of 2.12, 250 Ks, and a record of 8-14.

This is one of my all-time favorites. I’ve also long suspected the speaker was actually a brilliant stealth marketer from a margarita bar near campus.

Ratlines.

Do your parents know you’re Ramones? #TCMParty #RockNRollHighSchool

It's not a midnight showing at the Alamo Drafthouse, but I damned sure will be watching -- watching for probably the 30th time -- on TCM a little later this evening. Please let Joey have some pizza this time.

Girl, you looks good Won't you back dat azz up?

Is Uncle Baby Billy the CEO of ServiceNow?

Next up: A deranged old man shitposts a graphic of himself hanging from a cross then declares it's obviously a picture him doing Pilates.

Share a preacher, nun, or priest.

I still miss the scorching-hot aluminum outfield benches, soggy nachos, and ice cream served in a tiny batting helmet at my beloved Arlington Stadium.

Look, I have no ill feelings towards you. I've just been laughing all day thinking about bellowing "GAMBLING IS A DEEP FESTERING WOUND IN OUR SOULS THAT SHOULD BE BANNED ON MORAL GROUNDS!" every time a dealer showing 16 draws a 5 to beat my 20.

Dang, I really hate to hear this. Davey Lopes was one of my favorite players of his era, even though I didn't like the Dodgers. Lopes was one of the very best baserunners ever to be in the majors. Just excellent on the paths.

Enshittification. My very old Kindle with the physical page-turn buttons is so much easier to use for reading than any of the current models.

Says everyone walking away from a craps table that refuses to heat up.

Mofo driving on a busy-ass Ben White Boulevard filming himself in a rare moment of clarity. Don't know if @evilmopacatx.bsky.social holds with that sort of thing.

This triggers a very visceral clinching response in anyone who regularly went to Sunday School growing up.

Today’s example of perfect timing: Flipping through the channels and switching to “Wet Hot American Summer” just in time for the training montage.

"...Victor Glover, who will fly further into space than any Black person..." I still think Jimi Hendrix will hold the record.

Coming up on the first episode of Twitter's "anti-woke" TWiB: * A 15-minute interview with Matt Shaw about why Charlie Kirk should be on the $5 bill. * A segment on how April 15 should really be Branch Rickey Day. * A piece on how Jews are conspiring to keep Trevor Bauer out of baseball.

Sheriff Andy Taylor must be immediately recalled from retirement and placed in charge of Secret Service ammunition allotment.

Come on, professional baseball, you bunch of cowards. Somebody sign Joey Gallo as a pitcher. I need more weirdness out of that weird dude.

Six innings into the 2026 season and the #TexasRangers "changing the team's approach to hitting" narrative is already in danger of blowing up. Bats are looking very 2025. #MLB #OpeningDay

Here we see Bristol Palin embarking on her new career as a Jackie Rogers Jr. tribute act. www.huffpost.com/entry/bristo...

It was 25 years ago today when the unluckiest bird in America decided to go to a ballgame.

Apparently Chuck Norris has died. I choose to remember him with my favorite clip from "Walker, Texas Ranger."

A story: I have, years ago, been drinking with Alex Jones at a going-away party. This was when he was still an Austin thing and hadn't gone fully off the deep end. Before he started believing his own nonsense. I can vouch that back then he was a jolly, happy drunk. Was actually fun to be around.

A tribute to the Orlando Apollos, a team that never got to finish its one season but will always be thought of as the best in the prestigious Alliance of American Football.

@diedrichbader.bsky.social Any chance of you showing up in start-spangled Zubaz to work as a guest instructor sharing lessons and techniques from your seasons of fighting in the Octagon?

Just so I have this straight, Team Italy is also really a Team USA but with the theme that last names must end in a vowel. Do I have that right? #WBC

Yeah, my eyes are a little wet. So what? Anyone who has ever loved baseball and made what they knew was the final walk off the field, at any level and any age, knows exactly what he is feeling.

What’s a movie you genuinely enjoy that’s known for being bad?

He didn't exactly crap out, but anyone who saw Pete Incaviglia swing a bat in college expected way, way more out of him in the pros. Inky was terrifying with those college aluminum bats.

Dear Ben, I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Figure there's at least a 10 percent chance the doughnut order was only supposed to be for four dozen, but they made the mistake of putting JD Vance in charge of that, and we've all seen how difficult placing a normal order for doughnuts is for him.

Thinking about there is a 100 percent rate among FIFA Peace Prize winners of starting a war.

And I STILL have a crush on her.

In her defense, that question wasn’t in the GED exam.

On this day 40 years ago rookie Pete Incaviglia hit a ball THROUGH the outfield wall in the old Pompano Beach spring training stadium and immediately launched himself into the top tier of my all-time favorite Texas Rangers. Feb. 26, 1986 #MLB #SpringTraining #TexasRangers

I believe him, yo. I don’t know why, but I do.