Do we all now agree the Big 12 is basically on the level of the American or C-USA? It’s not a power conference anymore.

Dammit. That Bob’s Burgers “The Plight Before Christmas” episode has no business being as good as it is.

Why are Texans so loyal to H-E-B, you might ask. Well…

"It's gonna have superfast missiles and lasers and regular missiles and robots. And the supersmart robots are going to drive the ship and they'll all be gold and my name will be on the ship and my name will also be gold and shoot lasers also." My 9-year-old nephew could be hired as ship designer.

I really, really hate that the 12-year-old in me gets excited at his objectively dumb ideas like "battleships look cool so we should have some" and "let's nuke a hurricane." I'm worried that if he ever proposes flying motorcycles like in "MegaForce" that I might be fully on board.

Old-timers know what a stupid, stupid decision it is for the #DallasCowboys to voluntarily wear blue.

Even a douchebag can be right every so often. And this article is dead on.

Can we all agree James Madison is basically a very good FCS team but has no business being in the FBS playoffs? There are probably 50+ teams that would beat them.

There was a time when Anthony Joshua was a very good boxer, but this is embarrassing. It’s a sellout, and AJ isn’t even trying to sell it. #JoshuaVsPaul

Jake Paul is wearing a Hulkamania jacket. This completely tracks.

Can’t believe I’m about to watch this shady-as-hell Jake Paul-Anthony Joshua fight, but here I am waiting for the ring walk. I. Am. A. Sucker. (Will be worth it if Joshua gets carried away and accidentally lands a real heavyweight punch.)

I mean, yeah, she's right... but, dammit, everything about who she is and the reek of Karen-like entitlement in her whining instinctively makes me want to side with the TSA.

It’s finally happened. Math is now a partisan thing.

Faaaaaack... Not this shit again. Let me just make this one request: Under no circumstances name him "coach in waiting."

The up-and-coming style in MAGA world is to sprout Predator mandibles.

Diego Pavia wanting to make sure to remove any and all “feel good” from his feel-good underdog story.

What the hell is wrong with that gl... Ohhh.... *Immediately washes hands for 10 minutes*

QUESTION FROM REPORTER AT THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT: Can you explain what is going on with Mr. Burns's hand growing more gnarled and clawlike by the day? SMITHERS: I've given you an explanation. Mr. Burns is literally constantly shredding on the electric guitar.

Strutting into the doctor's office for my colonoscopy, shouting...

Dressed as one does in tourist areas. You know, comfortable walking shoes, layered clothing, full combat body armor.

I want to see Lane Kiffin become the Joe Flacco of college football coaching. Making his way eventually to every team, sometimes multiple ones per season.

This you can count on: aggy gonna aggy. #HookEm #Longhorns

"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself." Olivia Nuzzi's writing sounds like the voiceover from a cologne commercial starring Derek Zoolander.

Ain't nothing "free" in MAGA world. It's always just a matter of what form the payment will be.

Every college journalism professor in America walking into their classrooms tomorrow, throwing up their hands, and telling the students, "I don't know. I don't even know what to tell you anymore. I guess just make sure the nekkid picture you include with your clips is abstract and tasteful."

The #GreyCup being decided by a rouge would be so perfectly Canadian.

Longhorns look very much like they’d gladly forfeit the last 4 minutes just to get the game over with. Nothing but sloppiness and a complete absence of heart.

Sarkisian is completely outmatched in this coaching head-to-head. Not even close. #TexasLonghorns #HookEm

Now that a Tim Hortons is open in the Austin area I should swing by for a big cup of coffee before Sunday's Grey Cup. (Also, y'all take on over me for being so smart as to have previously made futures bets on both the #MontrealAlouettes and the #SaskatchewanRoughriders.) #CFL #GreyCup

Every so often we get a reminder that the writers of "Eastbound & Down" had to actually dial back the ignorance and shitheadedness of Kenny Powers in order to make him at least partly likeable, unlike the real-life douchebag on which the character was based.

Ah, dammit. That might be the end of the road for one of the most interesting pitchers of the last 15 years. He was so much fun to watch his first few seasons with the Rangers. Completely fascinating to see what all he could throw.

Still better than the guys fighting in the Abilene Bass Pro Shop.

Damn. Ol' Stephen is here doing a dive into a real nazi deep cut. Like a REAL fan who even loves the overlooked B-side stuff.

"Barney Miller" for the win.

Sending a note to the cattle ranchers I know back home to let them know it turns out they're actually doing really well. Best they've done in decades. They'll be pleased to learn this.

Finally -- FINALLY! -- a team is putting to use the lessons taught to us many years ago by the Pittsburgh Pisces.

My favorite fan in the game is the little Canadian kid having a Corona tall boy. #ALCS #BlueJays #Mariners

Somewhere out there Reggie Jackson is nodding approvingly at Josh Naylor’s “attempt” at getting out of the way of that DP throw and cannot BELIEVE they called him out.

My stick-on calendar (and bonus stickers) from @djgloverepair.bsky.social arrived today and immediately took a place of honor on my refrigerator door. Really appreciate it, y’all.

So glad Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder kept polishing the lyrics and didn't go with the first draft of "Ebony and Ivory."

The ghost of Loretta Lynn should haunt the fuck out of these assholes.

Longhorns win and yet somehow feels like a loss.

Have we, after many years, finally learned the identity of the person who started the famous "How many days are in a week?" debate on the old bodybuilding.com forum?

Sam Altman going to completely plagiarize all the research done by Count Rugen, who has previous done the definitive work on the subject of pain.

Really good interview with an actor I've felt nailed every role I've ever seen him play. (Side note: "Emergency!" is still a better watch than any TV show currently airing.)

Current least-favorite TV commercial: Southwest Airlines presenting the pending change to assigned seating — the move longtime loyal SWA fliers HATE — as something being celebrated. It reeks of a company completely out of touch with what their customers value.

Of the four remaining teams there is some reason I’d feel good about any of three of them winning the World Series. Just so long as it isn’t the Dodgers.

We might have an "Iowa Baseball Confederacy" situation going on Seattle.

Princess Handjob gonna get ET deported to Uganda.

@sallyjenx.bsky.social Dan Jenkins discussing Blackie Sherrod…