Bad Bunny healing the political divide with the power of big-booty Latinas

Every Super Bowl has had at least one touchdown

THE ANTHEM IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN 3/4 NOT IN 4/4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING

If you see this, post a character that starts with G

Parent: I want to introduce my kid to fascism Video store clerk: (hands parent a copy of Star Wars) Parent: I'm looking for something more lesbian Video store clerk: (hands parent a copy of Raya and the Last Dragon)

The key to a successful production of Carmen is that José has to be really, really, hot because he has literally no redeeming qualities otherwise

Pokémon Go has 18 varieties of Vivillon that come from different parts of the world. I'm trying to collect one of each with perfect stats. Today I got Polar! Shout-out to my friends in Wisconsin, Canada, and Sweden. I think the hard one will be Ocean

The main character in Godzilla (1998) is not Godzilla as we know him in any other movie. That said, it is a perfectly good movie, and worth watching on its own merits

Just a reminder that a person being in the Epstein files, by itself, does not imply they are guilty of any crime or even wrongdoing

Feeling very official right now 😖💕

Name your fav superhero The Mathemagician from The Phantom Tollbooth

quote post with a gif that has a clue about where you're from

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead With Big Naturals, Part 3

Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42 and post the second sentence. "How many does it have?" (Introduction to Algorithms, Third Edition, Cormen et al.)

(Vertigo AU where Midge and Madeleine end up together) Midge: this bra has no straps, it works on the principle of the cantilever bridge Madeleine: I threw myself off a bridge once Midge: Madeleine: Midge: did it collapse under your weight? Madeleine: no Midge: there you are

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that’s all I need to know about you.” -Brad Meltzer

This is Leonora Mercedes de la Tour. When she is presented to Prince Charming he makes a big show of yawning, which is a huge red flag. Mademoiselle de la Tour dodged a bullet that day

Slightly diminish a band: Countess

Dinosaur movie where the asteroid is the good guy

my birthstone is lunar core

I consider myself a pepperhead but this Reaper-level Dave's Hot Chicken is officially kicking my ass

Me: so I have this amazing idea for a New Year's Eve spectacular Producer: please don't tell me Me: have a teenage boy sing "Auld Lang Syne" in a high register as the countdown starts Producer: Me: and then when the ball drops Producer: I SAID DON'T TELL ME

How I'm walking out of 2025

Azul @azulcrescent.bsky.social dropping some serious background work on I Want to Be a Cute Anime Girl nowadays

Gollum, clutching Frodo's freshly severed finger, still wearing the One Ring, falls into the lava of Mt Doom. The Eye of Sauron switches from the Gate to the Mountain - too late! SAURON: Fuck

If Tiny Tim does NOT die then is this the getting-more-and-more-decrepit kind of immortality or the staying-the-same-age-forever kind of immortality

Impeach

Share a character that brings you joy!

QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech or Macross allowed.

Yes Also, Little Women is a Civil War epic

Improve a movie by adding "Zombie" to the title Grave of the Zombie Fireflies

Which box is true? Hard mode: cover up the text on box C

Today is International Day to End Violence against Sex Workers. Let's come together to remember those lost this year and continue to fight for empowerment, visibility, and rights for all sax workers.

`cargo init` needs a switch to no-op if a package already exists ``` $ cargo init; cargo run Creating binary (application) package error: `cargo init` cannot be run on existing Cargo packages

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Technically all data centers are in space

I can personally attest that Toys (1992) is best experienced while sleep-deprived with a high fever

This is a hard one

Exercise: find the four missing combinations (cartoon by notkelbel on X)

The Lord of the Rings, executive summary: Homeless man marries his first cousin

Finally, a way for the Venezuelan people to avoid extra-judicial murder for being suspected of having drugs!

Free babysitting service

Patient (sobbing:) but Doctor, I am Pagliacci! Doctor (stands:) I am Pagliacci Receptionist: I am Pagliacci Passersby in the street (in chorus:) I am Pagliacci

TIL Bugs Bunny's full name is George Washington Bunny

Suppose someone is born on July 1st 2008. On June 30th 2026, they are in Samoa. They go to sleep, and wake up on July 1st 2026. Then they fly to American Samoa and land on June 30th 2026. Are they an adult?

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel. #moviesky #filmsky

The one-l lama, He's a priest. The two-l llama, He's a beast. And I will bet A silk pajama There isn't any Three-l lllama. -- Ogden Nash