Kid: the bath is kinda hot Parent: just wait it will tepify

I am listening to perhaps more polka music than is healthy

The line "Say hello, Harvey" from Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a brilliant joke that almost no-one gets

Gillette Venus ad: for up to 0% irritation Me: Me: question

Transporting whales into the future to fend off an alien probe, and they're getting hungry? Krill issue.

slightly increase a band The New York County Transfer

I will give 1,000 to 1 odds on both of these propositions separately: - There is intelligent life outside of Earth's solar system - We have never been in contact with it, and we never will be

Slightly diminish a book Becky

New blog post: matthewvaneerde.wordpress.com/2026/05/03/q...

Thank you to those who serve/d

Hot take but the Start button on a microwave should be idempotent

There are no free wins in this dojo. 🤝🏾 #BlackSkyGamers

I am pleased to announce that I have started a new position as a Senior Firmware Engineer in Microsoft's Silicon and Cloud Hardware Infrastructure Engineering (SCHIE, pronounced "sky") team!

A critical moment in Show Boat is when straight-laced woman Parthenia "Parthy" Hawks objects to her daughter Magnolia marrying her fiancé Gaylord Ravenal, on the grounds that he killed a man

1. In first place 2. Got bloopered 3. Blue shell targets me 4. Mysteriously shoot forward dodging blue Unintentional ground mushroom blue shell dodge unlocked

Ouiser Boudreaux and Clairee Belcher were banging, I will die on this hill

He is risen

Got a "main builds successfully" gate set up and working to protect main

Noem out Bondi out Gabbard on thin ice Looks like we've reached the "fire all the women" phase

It's important to know that, in Cats, when Grizabella is "flitting about the no-man's-land from the Rising Sun to the Friend at Hand," that the Rising Sun and the Friend at Hand are pubs - and real ones

"Let people wear what they want" includes Bryon Noem

This Transgender Day of Visibility I'd like to spotlight Lynn Conway, co-author of Introduction to VLSI Systems

This probably isn't going to change people's minds, but sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks. Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people.

The empty set is open. It is also closed

Microsoft should really publish an official docker image with MSVC stuff installed and ready to go

Medieval people: to make things simple we're going to name people for what they do, like Frank Shoemaker makes shoes and Albert Cooper makes barrels Isaac Singer: ah, like a cutie mark Sabrina Carpenter: yeah but you're born with it

How old is Tinker Bell?

My boys? Beach

They call it "Green Lake" but it is very clearly blue! Hashtag lies, hashtag false advertising

I have a UDP joke but I'm not sure if you would get it

Happy π day to my mm/dd peeps

Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. 1. The past 2. The present 3. The future

No, Nature, the tree in my front yard belongs in my front yard, not sticking through the roof of my garage

Today my wife taught me Shift+Space in Excel highlights the current row

Happy International Women's Day

Are you a violent extremist? Find out with this checklist from Attorney General Pam Bondi! Source: ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/6a/6c/c5feff... [PDF]

Unshreds your wheat

Good to see President Trump now supports gender-affirming care for trans kids, so long as their parents sign off on it

Post your favorite copaganda

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President Trump has just justified every dollar Iran spent on nuclear weapons research

THAT IS NOT HOW THE JOKE GOES

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

The tacos are a distraction. This is all about hydration. Running ten miles dehydrates you. Beer dehydrates you. The limiting factor will be the throughput of water through your digestive tract. I think it's possible, but you have to start early and be constantly drinking and/or peeing

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