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@mostlyteeth.bsky.social
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You are the party that makes me feel my age
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drewtoothpaste
about 10 hours ago
i like plants that "like poor soil." all sorts of greedy and entitled plants want drainage and nutrients. not the Poor Soil Boys
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The Richard III with Ian McKellen
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about 11 hours ago
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Matt Miller
about 15 hours ago
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Spoilers for your friends and neighbors season 1… I know it’s just television, but Olivia Munn’s character being huffy about getting shunned after she shot her husband’s corpse and tried to frame her booty call for murder is very funny to me
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The Azelastine Prophecy
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Our friend gave me an established sourdough starter and I incorporated it into the no-knead loaf recipe, also used bread flour instead of AP. whatever I did I hope I can replicate it because this is a great improvement on the last loaf. I do need a pastry brush for the egg wash to be even lol
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đź’śVicky Erisđź’ś
2 days ago
what if i fucking kill you
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I’m sorry I didn’t do a good alt text my back is hurting so bad
2 days ago
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Is there a better song on this earth than 8 by Sunny Day Real
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Batman Forever OST-13 8 Sunny Day Real Estate
YouTube video by Mai Shiranui Music
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=vZq9srT9IGM&si=9RyTVFi1X9yLQ80z
2 days ago
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Patrick Monahan
2 days ago
I believe I will
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I’m like a month late but these were the funniest tweets
2 days ago
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derek guy
2 days ago
how it feels to say "sprezzatura"
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Oh these are my A24 tomatoes
2 days ago
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*me when the cookies aren’t done at all, extremely British bake-off voice* gonna whack this up to 375
2 days ago
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@spindlypete.bsky.social
ass post
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2 days ago
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@koolwhp.bsky.social
just started up the blue album 🫢
3 days ago
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I would not thrive in a big city, as much as I would like to, but Momdani really makes one consider NYC…
3 days ago
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warrior cop
8 days ago
Gom jabbar unboxing and reaction video
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Periodt
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3 days ago
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All seedlings have been up-potted except the 2 eggplants that are growing v e r y s l o w l y
3 days ago
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🚨🚨🚨chat have we tried this??
3 days ago
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Also you know who’s not in the Epstein files? M. Night
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3 days ago
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Brought some of the babies outside for some fresh air and stem strengthening time today (yes there are more in the house)
3 days ago
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Bearhat
3 days ago
Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
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Cullen
3 days ago
memento guy tattoo "close your eyes when denethor is eating a tomato"
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Rancid vibes
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4 days ago
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Ok I’ve made it to Revenge of the Sith
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4 days ago
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Tyler Childers x Goat Rodeo when?????
4 days ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
4 days ago
Any and all scientists and engineers that built the running robot: I curse you. May the bread you eat taste as ashes in your mouths
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I started off this evening wanting to do the rotisserie chicken rice bag hack but it has spiraled out of control
4 days ago
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There aren’t many crows in this neighborhood so I’m going to try to get an army of lizards to love me with mealworms
4 days ago
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Your moment of zen (it frustrates me that this wood wasn’t split but my motto is if you didn’t do the chore you can’t dictate how it’s done so I keep it to myself)
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4 days ago
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I will keep us shitting normally if it kills me
4 days ago
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My powerful avatar and I will never forgive the betrayal of this Sluggo
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4 days ago
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The final boss on weekends is the patient who takes the last 15 minute slot on a Sunday and has been on the schedule since before I logged on for the day. Will they show up? Will I sit waiting for nothing and then they suddenly log in at 4:58?
5 days ago
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Bad news first, something larger was digging in my potatoes, probably a raccoon or butch squirrel. Good news is while assessing and trying to mitigate the damage I discovered that my potatoes are making roots and shoots so I’m doing something right.
5 days ago
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It should be more complicated for our dept to order HSV antibody testing as it is relatively useless in our context diagnostically speaking
5 days ago
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Sharkleberry punch koolaid
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5 days ago
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So was this movie not part of the Oscar conversation because it came out later in the year? It’s pretty great, Amanda Seyfried is so good in it
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5 days ago
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Trying to finish The Testament of Ann Lee, it’s really good I’m just sleepy
5 days ago
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Watching Moon (2009)
5 days ago
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Alex Blechman
6 days ago
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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I can tell a lot of people don’t frequent r/onebag judging by the reactions to the wirecutter article
6 days ago
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Paul
6 days ago
I still think about this regularly
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Cullen
7 days ago
i would put strip laws bits up against any show the past 20 years if you haven't watched it you should give it a shot
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I’m trying to watch the phantom menace with an open heart but jar jar binks….
7 days ago
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
7 days ago
NANCY WISHES YOU A HAPPY FRIDAY
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I am OBSESSED with watching this food influencer called Samspov1, he goes into small spots and eats their food and then they blow up. I love it
7 days ago
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Edible’s hitting time to make 30 posts I will delete tomorrow
7 days ago
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