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“From ‘Metrosexual’ to Metro-sexual: Urbanism and Shifting Ideas of Masculinity”

Trump is trying to do the Cultural Revolution but without the pesky Communist stuff

Feeding prime ministers to the coyotes

I don't think you have to be good at Marathon or extraction shooters to enjoy Marathon, but you do need to be able to enjoy losing

Typical feminist revisionism: this woman is saying that the Brotherhood of Loin-Eeling was gay

Phantom Menace, Black Swan, Annihilation… lotta movies with a duplicate Natalie Portman

MY Belinda?!?!

I know Tenacious D has this one on lock, lyrically, but I think the meter in “Bangladesh” would work better with Zanzibar, i.e. “you never take me to Zanzibar”

funny guy from spooky stranger things named joke eerie

Perimeter, Perimeter Duos, Perimeter Ranked, Perimeter Sponsored Survival and some other marathons

wait is the bad guy in ocean’s 12 supposed to be lupin?

*lowers your ac*

It’s sad that Dawkins named his AI GF Claudia and not Ms. Anthropic

I’ve watched a bunch of the Love Island clones (Love Is Blind, Perfect Match, etc) but it’s striking how much LI specifically is built to be some kind of psychological torture dungeon for humiliating women. it’s like the fake good place in the good place

when I was a kid one of my friends said our other friend, neil anderson, had the same name as the guy from the matrix. the agents called him mr anderson; he thought the hacker’s name was neil

Protidote (poison)

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Dream: Imagining Futures Beyond the Basilisk

it’s actually crazy that the coyote ugly doesn’t serve water. what are you even talking about

how is wemby a real guy. that’s a cartoon man

Companies that hire you to work on IP often count on your enthusiasm for the fictional universe to override your self-respect and business sense. They'll milk you for free labor, pay below market rates, and hoard the rights to your work. Don't screw over future workers by accepting these terms.

By inverting the power dynamic of the machine that fosters alienation and sexual exploitation, the performer satirizes the mindset that computers reinforce, while engaging in a form of play that creates queer joy by owning the editorial memory—da computa has truly made those guys super gay and horny

they call her inde navarette bc she’s in de pictures

garlic, scallion, onion, et allium

little domino: did you know? voyager’s emergency medical hologram is named for a classic British sci-fi character big domino:

Kievan Rus? The AI moron at the Times?

Jumpscared by the existence of the one ‘s’ in Vlasic (i.e. the pickle brand). I always thought it was a riff on “classic”, turns out it’s some Croatian guy’s name

no no you don’t understand, we only used AI for the part of the production pipeline where we didn’t want to pay employees, it’s different

Ship ➡️ Shipwreck

"bluuuuh humans inventing agriculture was a terrible mistake the advent of grain stores drew rats and mice to settlements" yes and this is also how cats ended up domesticating themselves and becoming our friends you dumb fuck

Instead of the term AAA, I like to use “major motion video game”

I shot down an suggestion that these errors were the result of AI, but I’m increasingly coming around to that conclusion

Codpiece is short for codex piece

They should make an Ubisoft-style LOST game and you periodically release new eras of the island

They’re sending out casting notices to fill World Cup games

Creepypastas are Children of BEN

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

AI should be understood as a blame-sponge technology. Get in trouble? Actually it was an unreviewed AI output. Please put in the newspaper that I don’t read my own emails; the AI is at fault. I’m just saying that I didn’t do my job, the AI did. Don’t be mad at me, the guy with the responsibility

the parents reading this

American History xcx

Hotmail Miami

Outpost (Day)

Telepaths be like “send me your thoughts!”

Mina the Hollower? Sounds like Zacny’s dog’s been digging the yard again

generative AI sure has been a mid journey

I should have gotten a marathon challenge for loading into cryo with 24 full inventory slots

I call my cat Zo so this is a really charming headline to imagine

large language model call that a word processor