lynyrd nymoy

If I were a CEO, I would be happy that my workforce was largely uninterested in a tool that doesn’t make them more productive and requires another expensive subscription but I also don’t have a bone-deep hatred for the flourishing of human life, so what do I know. Maybe I’m bad at business

The reason all these use cases ring hollow is that what they are really trying to sell you is surveillance, but this time there’s no cover like “relevant ads” or “better search results.” Their system gets to watch you all the time and they get to make more money. That’s the deal.

paradoxically, the minute you accept a job as a pundit, you become unqualified for it. this is because punditry belongs in dive bars and union meetings and the like. the only good pundit is some mouthy fuck with nothing to lose

Partiful, the website for evites, wants you to tell them what person you’re attracted to in the off chance they’ve told the website for evites what person they’re attracted to. I am confidently predicting “0” positively-received romantic Partiful Crush matches www.businessinsider.com/partiful-inv...

my biggest pet peeve about asking for help is asking for help and then the help doing everything I already did, to no avail. if the answer was power cycling I wouldn’t have called you!!

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

why do we call them “isekai anime” and not “hakushows”

Zendaya is Nietzsche

“sorry to be pedantic-“ no you’re not. if you were sorry, you wouldn’t be pedantic. the only thing worse than a pedant is a LIAR

and thats a promise

dude star trek is so much worse in 4:3 I swear on my life if they lost the widescreen nu trek would be soooooo much better

Tony Hoxxpro-Skater

You take the blue pill, and you wake up in your bed, like nothing happened. But if you take the Dokoupil, I’ll show you how deep Whiskey Friday goes

Preg Groops

rolling papers from my diary call that spark notes

Fanny Dantom

Unimaginable Dragons

Tom Parrises Squares

could you imagine the deadspin coverage of the hollander/rozanov romance

somehow a worse day for the legitimacy of peace prizes

The internet used to be Homestar Runner. It was a place of joy

@capybaroness.bsky.social if minority report (2015) takes place in a post precrime era isn’t that just a crime era

blockchain would be a beautiful name for a pokemon

these guys are all so astonishingly corrupt at this point that they don’t even realize they’re advocating for crimes

Marina Serkis/Andy Sirtis

It’s more important than ever that when you hear “Newsom”, you think “Getty”.

jughead in iraq

They should make donald trump eligible to be put on coins

Holy shit after Chrisley got out of prison from a Trump pardon he is on the masked singer with his wife after their daughter was on it a few years ago

if hes blue why do they call him greenninja

animal crimes often involve a bear witness

we are not set apart from the world, but extensions of it. we are life reflecting back upon itself. some may find this distressing, but to me it brings comfort—when the long dance of the cosmos winds down to its final moment, when cold and dark are all that’s left, we too disperse into oblivion.

Lower East Side Paul

*I* get to whine like a little bitch about taxes, regulation, the welfare state, and any other government activity whatsoever that I find annoying. *YOU* get to shut the fuck up or I'll shoot you in the face

The problem with asking Democrats to abolish ICE is not that they can’t so it’s pointless; it’s that they don’t want to and there are plenty of people who would rather not expose that.

Lake Mungojerrie

I want to go to there

you cannot purge yourself of the sin of privilege with the hair shirt of witness

It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.

it’s so cool that the guy who’s smart about food is named Brilliant Savoring

is pokemon za the first in the series to feature a simpsons reference?

Kerringue!

that’s just bitcoin

The final season of stranger things really highlighted something that’s always disappointed me where it really likes using the themes of satanic panic/stranger danger and how they reflected an inversion of truth—the forces spreading that moral fear were the actual villains—but rarely engages with it

This was always the problem with antiwar protestors, by the way: it’s not that they were wrong. If anything, it was too painfully obvious they were correct. The problem was: they are a lesser class of pig-people who were insulting and embarrassing our golden special boys, people who actually matter.

Trump's "bin Laden moment" will come when he too is buried at sea to avoid grave desecration and protests.

the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now

they weren’t kidding when they said “google venezuela”

bean dad turns 5 today. big ups to montaigne