Great world powers have been intentionally engineering global warming for the last 150 years in an attempt to melt a new northwest passage

JOHN BROWN: I am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. JOHN BROWN AVATAR GUY: Oe lu set nìtxan law tsa'u kawng mì fì'u atxkxe tsun ke terkup mungwrr kxamlä tsaktap

writhing in protagony

They were punking Lena when they told her to relaunch with the Ina Garten cut

I remember buying my car in 2015. “This’ll be the last car I own,” I said. “The last one that runs on gas and doesn’t drive itself.” Wrong on both counts! We live in a hell of our own design

TOP MARATHON SOUNDTRACK NOISES 1. Rusty sign in the cyber-wind 2. Guttural scream, chopped/screwed 3. “Cuckoo, cuckoo” 4. Running but the footsteps are drums and record scratches 5. Distant howl of robotic animal

I love the Marathon soundtrack. It makes me feel so evil. I love the part where it sounds like a ghost town saloon sign is blowing in the cyber-wind

Sometimes the answer to “how do stupid things keep happening?” Is “people can find intelligent-sounding ways to rationalize anything”

what if they called him billy bonka

Creole lady Marmaduke

Polyamorhythm

we’re seeing a lot of dual-role movies and it’s not NOT because that way you can get two character dynamic roles filled for the price of one big name residual buyout

I know I keep beating this drum, but 80% of this country's government based problems revolve around the fact we have infinite friction to create literally any social, transportation, or educational programs, and absolutely zero friction to just kill people.

Imo deep rock galactic has a substantially less toxic online experience than its contemporaries because there is a button that lets you go “hell yeah”. I try not to invest too much into one weird tricks but I think it’s harder to get mad at strangers when they’re always saluting each other and you

🎵silver barbs, silver barbs/ distract the triggering creature/ lower roll, saving throw/ one creature goes at a time🎶

insanely cringe to make memes to promote your own content. have some self-respect

need elon to get it over with already so we can get twitter back

evangelicals eagerly, gleefully pretended not to see the myriad ways trump is the most heretical politician to hold american higher office in modern history so i don't think we should take their outrage as sincere now that they need a way out of his sinking coalition

me when conservative muslims get mad about depictions of muhammad: it’s important to respect the religious beliefs of others me when conservative christians get mad when trump posts himself as jesus: lol get owned

Andrea Birkin

Escape will make me GOG

Regularly get mad at how stuff went down between Sun and Jin in that submarine. You have a daughter!!!!!!!

a printer is an alchemical object. when we send the command to print, within the space between the command and the initiation of action is a moment of totipotent transformative potential. by extracting and distilling this moment we might grasp at the mysteries of a higher world. unless it jams.

Living lane in the fast life

I have nothing to say that matches the gravity of the situation. I just want peace and safety for everyone targeted by the insane whims of a madman.

sometimes I feel destined to bring about the end of America because my birthday is the opposite of July 4th

the plan? >drive richard stallman to anthropic hq >give him a gun >see what happens

JOHN BROWN: I am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. JOHN BROWN AVATAR GUY: Oe lu set nìtxan law tsa'u kawng mì fì'u atxkxe tsun ke terkup mungwrr kxamlä tsaktap

You know, "I really want to see the Cats revival on Broadway" is probably the sentence my 18 year old self would have the most trouble believing I'd ever utter

quis cuckodiet ipsos cuckodes?

they call it “means testing” because bringing it up will test how fucking mean i can get at whoever is doing it,

gabumon

Ultimately I find that my view inverts. To the extent that LLMs can be observed "solving" problems in some domains, that to me implies not that there's some hidden depth being plumbed so much as that the domain is just shallower than we think.

The problem with trying to be nuanced and accurate about the capabilities of LLMs (especially consumer LLM products, ESPECIALLY chatbots) is that to the extent that they are good at solving problems they are even better at convincing you that a problem was solved

fallout season 1: here’s a cast of original characters and vaults that don’t require familiarity with the source material fallout season 2: fallout new vegas 2

this is why modern trek will never have the longevity of the 90s series btw

The Screen Time guys at Apple must be having a great day like “Yay! Feature mentioned today :)”

You never gotta hand it to Disney but every day that I understand more and more their decision to not buy HP if it meant Joanne came for the ride. Franchise albatross

If you don’t believe people born in America are American you are the fucking worst and I hate everything about you. The reconstruction amendments are the only things that make this country worth anything.

The ‘x’ in flex is such a flex

Do you think Miku Binder Jefferson’s shirt says that because the real TJ was a Deist???? Was it like that the whole time???

Democrats: We only have 3 justices on the court! They have 6! It's not our fault! two of the three democrat supreme court justices: Actually we think you should be able to browbeat children into saying they're straight to appease their insane parents

imo reflexive defensiveness to criticism is more worryingly right wing than earned distrust towards a captured institution, but that's as much discourse as i feel like engaging in on the subject 🏃‍♂️💨

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

Weenage Tasteland

I love y'all but you gotta learn the value of saying "that's dumb" and then moving on with your day

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

The thing about CATS that I think a lot of people struggle to understand is that if you’re not vibing with a song, you can just fall back on imagining these characters as real-life cats you might encounter and it inevitably makes it more enjoyable

if the resurrection happened in fall they’d call it wester