HELLO! Have you ever wanted to see a bug at Can*Con? I am attending this year! :D "This is a very small font" Well I am a very small guy, go look at the official link www.can-con.org/schedule

There is ALSO! And SUPPLEMENTARILY! A book launch for THE FIRST THOUSAND TREES (out Sep 30) with the brilliant @kateheartfield.com the Monday after! So if you are staying an extra day, you could come to it! :) perfectbooks.ca/events

Really rude of evangelicals to schedule their rapture for the middle of the Jewish high holy days. For people who keep yammering on about how Jesus was a Jew, they sure wanna inconvenience him with their rapture.

No YOU have been watching all the terrible end time movies on tubi while you pack.

Evangelicals: over-promising and under-delivering as usual.

Didn’t get raptured. What a ripoff.

Anybody get raptured yet? Woke up to find I still had a bladder and therefore probably had not been raptured. Lemme know.

Let's help Jen!

The first think I recognize in this tribulation force movie II of the left behind series? They’re willing to buddy up to their proclaimed antichrist immediately. Maybe Tim LaHaye and Jerry B Jenkins were on to something about how Christian nationalist cuddle up to power.

Am I using this as an excuse to watch all the left behind movies while I pack? Yes. Yes I am.

hope he hasn’t slept or pooped all weekend and has a migraine!

It is raining and overcast and I am considering a nap I don’t really have time for because naps are what make the world go round on days like this. However, if I don’t nap, that would be homophobic against me, a homo.

I have a smol capybara with a strawberry on its head attached to my phone case right now and it’s making my day better.

Alright, are we gonna have a #LeftBehind party and watch the terrible nic cage movie or

Anybody wanna do a 20 minute productivity sprint? We’ll start in 18 minutes and go for 20?

Shana tova, friends. May 5786 be sweet.

I don’t wanna be that annoying internet friend who interjects into everything. I just have so many creative and fun mutuals that sometimes I can’t help butting in. 🥺

I took a break from doing things to eat lunch. And now Molly is sitting on me and I’m legally not allowed to move.

Murderbot quit calling me out 2025

Taking a break for lunch and considering withdrawing from the class I’m most behind in bc I’m still doing fine in the others. I’m just overwhelmed by the 6 hour class while also trying to move and balance my medical care and health issues.

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

I have an audible credit in need of spending. Suggestions?

The stress of moving has increased my migraines and seizures and it’s making it hard right before midterms.

Hi. I am overwhelmed. There is so much to do. How do I tell my very understanding professor I am indeed having even more daily migraines?

Human words, there’s too many of them, and I don’t care.

Gremlin child plotting CRIME.

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

anyone have leads on resources for trans folks (esp youth, esp mental health/crisis support) specifically in or near Syracuse, NY? asking for my stepmom who is helping a friend mobilize a brigade of support for a struggling grandkid

everything about this is iconic, from the hair to the shoulder pads to the reveal that she addresses herself as “bitch” to the absolute murder in her eyes in that first shot. that is a woman who homophobes would cross the street to avoid for fear of their life. absolute ally goals

ACAB

Having a bad day. There’s so much to do and I am too overwhelmed to do it.

Honestly any American health insurance discourse that doesn’t start from a place of, “this objectively irredeemably cruel thing absolutely should not exist and should be abolished immediately but they are too powerfully engrained in our corrupt system to undo” is just gaslighting bullshit.

Pls migraines. Go away. I have so much to dooooooo.

J1358 No thanks to the messenger.

Oh me? I’m just having a bit of a breakdown. Welcome to my brain. It’s like hell, but worse.

So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...

please consider tossing a few dollars to one of my most beloved internet humans

The iPhone 17 Max in a case looks like a Mongus

whoever is running the most effective “PRIMARY ALL OF THEM. YES, ALL. I SAID ALL. I MEAN ALL” campaign can have literally all my money, time, and social media followers. Congressional fire sale, everything must go, no substitutions, all sales final. I’m so serious. this is irredeemable

I have a perfume called Pumpkin Spice Everything. Related: I smell like a delicious pumpkin pie.

I have so many, but this is one of them.

Hey. I really shouldn’t have to say this, but if a person who has been blocked by someone asks you to give a message to that someone, your answer is NO. It is always NO. The FUCK is wrong with you?

Can I have an smol nap?

fuck she’s deploying her vision attack

COMR SEE THEM OR I WILL BITE U

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

“Blue ribbon DING DONG dipshit” is my favourite insult.

Frames choices.

Molly is being very baby. She is so cuddly.

“Blue ribbon song dong dipshit” is my favourite insult.