Fiasco am dying

Fiasco am... essential part of riting process Have to sit in WORK SPACE or Big Friend cannot POSSIBLY do work!

Fiasco have put butt on keyboarb AND have scentmarked new mouse, so dis is Fiasco's desk now and him is not moving :)

Anyway, u can pick ur friends U can pick ur nose But u can't pick Big Friend's nose cause u will straight up get yelled at

Hmmmm wat trouble will Fiasco get up to today

Horrible babby am down there somewhere Fiasco knows it Definitely SKEMING against me

Fiasco was here FIRST and hims am NOT MOVING despite KITTEN INVASION

Says he's never talking to me again because I was MEAN and UNREASONABLE* *told him to get his head out of my oatmeal because who just goes around sticking their entire head into someone else's breakfast

Okay fine Dis perch is pretty good for watch squirrel outside

It a hard knock life For Fiasco

Fiasco am murder a PINE APPLE (to death)

Wen are we giving her back, by the way

Fiasco am on hims BLANKIE do no disturb (thanks)

There shud be a rule that if Big Friend snips ur claws, u shud get a bite of Big Friend's lunch afterwards Like someone shud make that a law maybe (A real bite not just crust of stuff)

Fiasco will! Snugle chicken!!

Her right behind me, huh

Fiasco am WARM and also there am no KITTEN UNDER HERE It good life

Hmmmm WERE does Fiasco stop and blankie begin (Fiasco not believe Big Friend when her says her bought this blankie BEFORE Fiasco. Who ever heard of a time before Fiasco?!!?)

Well Fiasco am ALSO on Chrismus blanket so now everybody haves to say "OH ISN'T HIM HAMSOME" instead of horrible babby, right

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G A S P how dare u pet ANOTHER CAT

Fiasco got zapp a whole bunch

HELPING

Angery

When u have leggy... then u have leggy

Fiasco cannot believe him lives in a house full of GIRLS Why are we watchings NAIL ART VIDEOS in BED Can we watch SOMETHINGS ELSE

GRRRRRRRR RRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR

No leggys no problems

EVERYBODY CONGRATULATE GUINNESS

NOW can we gives her back Her is BAD KITTEN

Name a more hamsome man than Fiasco U cannot!

Fiasco works soooo hard Have to sleep in Hey Big Friend can we get brekfast in bed over here or wat

Kitten am plotting against me

Fiasco am... posing for catsitter Gots to keep in PRACTIS or cannot continue to be HAMSOME

? Dis bug is surprisingly combative for being a small bug ?

Some kind of fuzzy bug???

Fiasco am cursed

BIG FRIEND IS CHEATING ON FIASCO WITH ANOTHER CAT??? A CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE HORRIBLE BABBY KITTEN!!? Fiasco am going to break out of the hosue again & never come back

Fiasco am TALL! ... Big Friend is all "No no ur not supposed to be up there, ur supposed to rest that paw!!" Pfffft, Fiasco do what hims want

Hey @gianttourtiere.bsky.social as Fiasco's legal adviser can u advise on whether Fiasco can keep calling horrible babby kitten Francastein's Monster Big Friend says kitten might sue for deffamation?

We stan a man who holds extremely still when he sees the phone come out

SQUIRL OUTSIDE I CAN HEAR HIMS BUT NOT SEE HIMS?!!?? WHAT IS HIDING PROLLY STOLEN GOODS

Fiasco am on the Fiasco colour blankie NO ONE CAN FIND HIMS HERE Fiasco am... incog... uh... inog... cog... u know. Eggnogito.

Fiasco am... hav... am hav found new wal to look at Prety interesting

Woooowwwwwww Big Friend grabbed Fiasco and squirted some STUFF in hims mouth and said "No overgroom that paw, Fiasco, it has to heals" and let him go And now Fiasco am... stare at wall... have u ever really LOOKED at a wall?? It pretty amazing

FIASCO WAS IN JAIL HAD TO YELL IT CARCERAL STATE

No srsly when are we giving her back Fiasco cannot see out of hims preferred seeing spot U kept receipt right U keep receipts for EVERYTHING

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Catsitter am gone for the day... Fiasco am once again solitary ruler of hims domain... king of castle. Only problem is, all hims subjects consist of fluffy clown with boundary isues