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HI JIMMIE You look lots better and healthier now! Time to go bite grandma!

Catsitter am gone for the day... Fiasco am once again solitary ruler of hims domain... king of castle. Only problem is, all hims subjects consist of fluffy clown with boundary isues

Fiasco am SUFERING Why did Big Friend not take horrible babby with her to wherever it is dis time

Fiasco paw still hurt a little bit :( But Aunty Mandy have come to give TUBE GOO and say "Oh poor poor babyman" and kisses and scratchies with the NICE LONG SCRATCHY NAILS

No no ONE bite am allowed It in the constitution

Hello, I recently had to drop over 3k that I do not have on an emergency surgery for my boy! If you're able to help, thank you, if not sharing this is just as appreciated! #cat #cats #catsky #orangecat #gofundme #mutualaid

Fiasco not want to REST LEGGY Fiasco want to KILL CATNIP PINEAPPLE!!

Fiasco am... seeing time... and smeling SOUNDS...

WAT DO U MEAN GOING TO THE VET

Okay so... Fiasco can explain It am not GOOD explanation mind u But can definitely explain if u have an OPEN MIND

If you are in the Edmonton area Fiasco is still missing - please check garages and sheds and engines! Let's get him home, please share x

HUMANS, DONATE TO FEED KITTENS PLEASE (Fiasco know from personal essperience that kittens just EAT AND EAT AND EAT)

If anyone in Tucson or Phoenix is looking for a cat, I can supply a very handsome boy who would like to not be an outside cat. He must’ve been abandoned because he’s not feral, but he wasn’t neutered until a few weeks ago when someone TNR’ed him. He is a bit scared, but definitely friendly

Fiasco have... DEDLY FANGS... u know like extinct kitties? (They went extinct probably cos they did not have SUCH GOOD FANGS like me, Fiasco.)

WAT ARE U DOIN ARE U WATCHIN FIASCO WHILE HIM SLEEPS?? (ON UR LEG)

No no no Fiasco am not FRENDS with Horrible Babby Kitty Just hims butt is cold and her is a handy source of heat since Big Friend is working on the tappytappy thing again DAT IS ALL no more questions

Big Friend says "Wat is happening, how are cats assemble" Not sure what her is talking about to be honest

Yeah yeah bla bla 'awards' watever, the main thing is that Fiasco got a BIG BOX OF WHITE THINGIES TO PLAY WITH

Hey did u know that if Big Friend leaves the edge of the duvet flipped up, u can crawl right under there real quiet & chew on the backs of her knees??? Fun Friday nite!

TIME 4 SOMEONE TO STEP UP AND ADOPT THIS KITTY

OK it time for nap U guys watch Fiasco's mousie okay? There is local WELL-KNOWN MOUSIE THIEF round these here parts (mousie rustler)

BE KITTY DO CRIMES NO PAWS NO MASTERS

U r STRESSED, Fiasco can TELL Wat if... some beans would help? These are CALMING BEANS.

Fiasco am... hamsome and mysterious... probably the most hamsome and mysterious man.

HEY GOOD JOB SMALL KID U r now a big cat and should be allowed to eat a whole rotizerie chicken

Hmmmm pretty good wisker game on this kid 10/10 no notes

HAPPY FROWBACK FRIDAY Remember when Fiasco had a SCRIMP? And did not have to SHARE HIMS SCRIMP with a dang KITTEN??

Big Friend says the funnest thing about having a v. soft plushy medium-hared kitty (me, the best kitty) is that u can leave finger marks in the fur when u pet But Fiasco cannot see anything Wat is her talking about

Clean!!!

Poor Ravioli has been at the shelter for a long time. 💔 He's very handsome and wants affection badly, but he's prone to getting overstimulated. Posting in hopes that maybe a quiet, cat-savvy person in Vermont might see this! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

"No eat fresh caulk" "No eat Big Friend's toast" "No eat kitten" MAN at dis point what am Fiasco supposed to ACTUALLY MUNCH MUNCH AROUND HERE

Big Friend was cleaning out the closet in the office and found... A BLANKIE Fiasco lay down on top of it and her said "Oh do u want this?" OBVIOUSLY it am a blankie! So now NAP TIME Window is open, Big Friend am freezing, but Fiasco NICE AND WARM

Hmmmmm dis here werewolf is not very big Maybe time to get adopted and eat lots of crunchies and get real big and strong like Fiasco??

Fiasco is VIGILANT

Kitty!!

HMMMMMM dis chickn nugget got a lil bit burnt but Fiasco can overlook that because him has a big heart :) HEY BIG FRIEND can we adopt Otis

Fiasco am... the most hamsome man on this here bed (Fiasco's bed)

Fiasco am... gargle Perch on top of Scotish castle! Maybe someone will make cartoon series about hims now

Well obviusly Mr. Hamsome here is not as hamsome as Fiasco But hopefully someone will give hims a good home!

Aaa AAAA aaaaaa GREAT INJUSTICE FIASCO HAVE BEEN UNSHARPENED How am supposed to deal with horrible babby kitten now?!!?

Everybody send a good vibes for Jimmie, who am... havin a real day of things it look like Got the ol thousand yard stare

Aaaaaaa Fiasco keeps finding CAT HAIRS in hims FOOD DIS NEVER USED TO HAPPEN It babby's fault obviously

Fiasco canot even have A DRINKS around here without BABBY IN THE WAY

Wow it really raining hard out there Pretty glad Fiasco scammed Big Friend into adopting him from the shelter back in the day, or else him would be GRUMPS and WET on the streets

Out sanctuary is temporarily closed due to lack of funding. We are in desperate need of food, litter & supplies. Heavenly Cats Inc is a small 501c3 nonprofit organization located in Florida. Your support is our only hope. www.paypal.com/donate/?host...

Anyway HI dis is where Fiasco sits to watch Big Friend when her comes out of the water thing! :D Her says "HEY STOP BEIN A PREVERT YOU HORBLE CAT LET ME SHOWER ALONES" but it much much funnier dis way Best seat in the hosue

We have a new predator-in-training, Hobbes. But Hobbes wants to know how he can be an apex predator like @fiascothecat.bsky.social! He can handle the worm and mousie, but hopes to soon tackle more dangerous pray, like a shrimp or fishy.

Does anyone wants... THOWBACK TUESDAY... where Fiasco am big apex predator but am getting mock for being 'fuzzy lil man' with 'cute peets' and 'nice belly' and not dedly guy >:(