this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR

🐍Drop some Snakes!!🐍 Tsuchinoko gal my beloved

Let's help Jen!

i fixed it for better vibes

Wild year to find out I'm autistic

O________O

A day in Toho heaven

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

This is my new favorite Elric design Art by Yasushi Nirasawa

It's officially spooky season because I have eaten roasted pumpkin seeds

Could be literally anything. Coltrane? The cure? Rage against the machine? Who can say

self pub tip: whenever you're about to get real sad about something beyond your control, just make a marketing post instead

Absolute banger

I asked the grocery store for 2 jalapeños and they gave me a dozen I'm

Come check out my panels at Flights of Foundry!

My schedule for flights of foundry! Come see me 💜

Gender: whatever hatches out of this

Okay for real tho I have been feeling hot 100% of the time????? I knew I missed this style but I guess I forgot the incredible power it has over my self esteem

Please tell your pets I love them!

Ok I just finished this and how is this series full of absolute bangers?? Each story is so well done, with an underlying unsettling nature that’ll stick in your brain for a good while. A Seething Heart comes out on October 7th, check it out! Thank you again @azlouise.bsky.social for the ARC! 🫶

Bruh

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So wrestling-pilled that I thought a chant of OLISE OLISE was HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

9/17 Update: I'm now down to needing $2840 by this Saturday, 9/20, in order to pay off three months of back rent or my landlord will start the eviction process. #MutualAidRequest

Feelin 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I have reached my ultimate auntie form.........big chop auntie has ARRIVED and they're giving Venus of Willendorf

I've felt very weird this week as I wrap up work on the last Shardfall book. It's my first series and it's a little like mourning to get ready to say goodbye to something I've been working on for the past three years

Greenman Adam Page @hangmanpage.bsky.social Sometimes you gotta do a silly doodle to escape the horrors.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Knuckle duster idea for the pokemon fans: CROA/GUNK

I am hot but I'm also full of Dinner Pancakes so I don't mind

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.

Ahhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhgghhgggggghhhhhh

The cover of Outersphere book 2, WHERE THERE BE SPIES, is here! Out may 5!

the main problem with INDECENT PROPOSAL is that it thinks "for a million dollars, would you or your spouse bang robert redford" is a significant moral dilemma

TIRED

Me: "imma write a smutty horny story with all the sexy stuff!" *proceeds to pour years of internalized trauma into the book*

Me: more sure Word: surer Me: more gaunt Word: gaunter Me: STOP MAKING SUGGESTIONS THAT SOUND UGLY YOU CLOWN ASS PROGRAM

being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.

Oh boy am I diving deeeeeep into fragrance

I should make time for poetry. For my agonies

I desire mapo tofu

How is it only Monday 😭😭😭

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No it's cool I love sleeping like COMPLETE DOGSHIT

TOOTSIE ROLL POP COMPANY CEO: *in 1969* great job on the ad, no notes at all. Love the owl. good stuff TOOTSIE ROLL POP COMPANY MARKERING EXECUTIVE: great, we'll get it on air. And how long do you think we should run it? TOOTSIE ROLL POP COMPANY CEO: hmmm i dont know. like. forty years?