A FUCKING HOUSE CENTIPEDE JUST RAN ACROSS MY LAP. INSIDE MY VERY OWN HOME

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

It's the weekend, baby

Really love seeing everyone talking about Rosalind Franklin today!!!!!

I still remember my anthropology professor’s favorite joke from college: “What did Watson and Crick discover?” “Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

“authors & publishers who filed a lawsuit against the Sam Altman-led firm have secured access to internal Slack messages… discussing the mass deletion of a pirated books dataset… A NY district court ordered OpenAI to hand over the communications regarding data deletion” futurism.com/artificial-i...

In Key West, the important things remain the same

As we approach the end of 2025, our team of Randos is looking for new judges to join the crew! Do you love reading? Like, REALLY love reading? Would you like to send an award to the author of your fave book of the year? If so, join us! Shout out and we'll get you on the team!

My back hurts and I can't work out! Whyyyyy my routine 😭😭😭

Something wonderful about getting into vintage fragrance is that everyone has started telling me what their older family members used to wear and I LOVE it

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Song of Spores is launching TODAY, read the many fun quotes from the book in this thread and enjoy! The preorders link is already down, you can buy here - From publisher: www.brokeneyebooks.com/catalog/p/so... Amzn US: amzn.to/3LkmdJC Bookshop: bookshop.org/a/14302/9781... (associate links)

It's truly so wild how much Thierry Henry looks like my dad. Like every time I see him I'm like????? Brother?????? Is that u???????????????

TRAGEDY: MY PYREX PAN EXPLODED

96 trick or treaters! Hell yeah

Happy Halloween from Bagel! This year he's Everything. #DailyDoggo #Dachsky

On the occasion of Halloween, @newrepublic.com asked me to write about what’s going on in Chicago and I wanted you all to know what randomized terror feels like. And also that as the federal government fails our kids, everyday Chicagoans are showing the courage of trying to protect them.

It's the weekend, baby

14 kids in a single group is WILD

"oh wow i love the cobwebs on your windows. very spooky" haha yeah those are on purpose

The first trick or treaters are out! This is my favorite day of the year!

The shutdown will hit Altadena hard, cutting off not only SNAP but also SBA loans and FEMA programs that disaster victims have spent months applying for. I will donate 10% of the funds from this Kickstarter to the ACTS food pantry in my neighborhood. www.kickstarter.com/projects/2019846827/hop-shirt

I really need new glasses I just read "Netherlands" as "Neanderthals"

Finished my draft! Now I'm gonna have a big cup of herb tea and mess a bowl of beans and greens UP

Oh shit I need a 2026 planner

Happy #Halloween! 🎃 I'm doing something scary and putting everything on my shop on a 50% discount. Just use the code SCARYSZN at checkout. If you've been eyeing any of my wallpapers and Procreate brushes—or my comic Bite Sized—now's the time! buymeacoffee.com/isthiseva/ex...

Since my spouse can't eat potatoes anymore I've gotten really good at making home fries with cassava

Trying to muscle my way through the last few chapters of this middle grade draft this week pray 4 me

when mother has the bacon

"Women don't like Star Trek because if they liked the things I like and still won't date me that means..."

Back pain!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!

How do weeds continue to plague me even now?

Put cardamom in your pumpkin bread

Querying continues to suck ass y'all

What an absolute TREAT L'aimant by Coty is. I haven't worn it in a few weeks and it just enveloped me in cozy comfort

Neutral plotter is pretty much the entire A.Z. Louise Goblin Method lol

Evening bump. I am still a ways away from the minimum goal and I’m stressed. With my lung issue, I’m looking at more procedures and meds and recovery, too. All help and shares appreciated.

This tules

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

My brother's family lost their dog yesterday and I'm so heartbroken for them

I will never shut up about how great this book is!!!!! Get it right now

BITCH IT IS FUCKING FREEZING IN HERE

I’d love it if the next big thing in publishing is people buying lots of books.

This Oct, as a breast cancer survivor in treatment since 2021, I'm doing a thread on stuff I wish I'd been told. I'll update as I go, but the first thing I'll share is every person's body & treatment is different. Some fear symptoms or side effects they might never get. Don't be afraid to fight 1/3

Sweater dress time

What if I drank a big mug of hot almond milk

You know what? I'm declaring penguin pants today is a self care day