ICE Abducted Someone Here

Queens of the Stone Age - The Evil Has Landed #radyoeksen

Today's the day.

Meanwhile NASA will be sending 4 astronauts to the Moon tonight for a flyby mission. 🧪 www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBM...

this man has placed a bet that he can bring his approval below 25 percent

Trying to figure out a good way to prove up my citizenship if being born here isn’t enough. I pay bills here? I’ve been to an AC/DC concert here?

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

Where in the bible does it it say that I personally have to suffer? Oh right. Pgs. 432-33.

April Fools Day falls on Friday the 13th this year

The worst part of this rainy weather is it gives the moon cloud cover while it hunts you.

My fondness for Snakes & Ladders is why I have so many pet ladders.

You just wonder each day what these people have in store for you next.

Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain List of Jews From Penn

$4 gas I know. I’m more concerned about $6 Girl Scout cookies.

My body is pissing me off so much. I’m ready to begin my journey as a haunted object

I asked AI to write the best song ever and it kicked out a little number called “Tainted Love.” Oh, that’s a real song.

"the secretary of defense did insider trading on a war he was about to start" what the fuck are we doing here, honestly

Uh, yeah, I get paid for my content here. Loads of moolah. Bucketloads even.

I'm only culturally human, not a practicing one

people finding out a science fiction writer they like has bad and incoherent politics

It happened already. My bank account said face not recognized. I need a new face.

Blob fish are creepy because they look like that one guy on the bus

Just wait until they find dinosaur bones on the moon.

Just imagine how many millions and millions of people all over the globe are having sex right now. Must be a lot, right? Nope. Sorry. The answer is Zero. No one is having sex right now.

Springsteen: Well, this past winter federal troops brought death and terror to the streets of Minneapolis. They picked the wrong city. Your strength and your commitment told us that this is still America. And this reactionary nightmare and these invasions of American cities will not stand.

Von Uber. It’s a family name.

WASHINGTON (AP) — An Iranian missile attack Friday wounded at least 10 U.S. service members and damaged several planes at a military base in Saudi Arabia, according to two U.S. officials familiar with the situation.

Trump lies about EVERYTHING.

🇫🇷 Sen. Claude Malhuret: "I compared the Trump presidency to Nero's court. I was wrong. It's a court of miracles. An anti-vax ex heroin addict as Health Sec; a climate skeptic as Econ Sec; an alcoholic TV host as Def Sec; an ex Qatari agent as Attorney Gen; a Putin groupie as Homeland Security Sec."

I don’t think we’re trying to save the planet anymore.

the four horseman of the apocalypse arriving on earth: wait, who did our jobs for us?

(CNN) — Hackers connected to the Iranian government accessed FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email and posted materials — including photos and documents — taken from his account, a person familiar with the breach confirmed to CNN.

Remember when “following” someone meant you lived in a one-bedroom apartment with a pair of binoculars and a restraining order?

Transcript (low confidence)

Received a couple cards back from Al Worthington today. He also sent some religious materials. Here’s a signed photo he sent.

BOSS: Who set the 3D printer to make 100 copies of the Van Halen logo? ME: If this is about a promotion, I did.

Now that everything is set to facial recognition I better not age or get in a disfiguring car accident or something.

Me making a pot of coffee in the morning looks shockingly like a crackhead looking for a lighter.

Looks like neighbor Vickie lived through the winter. What a shame.