Musk should go to his grave and tell him this in person, his corpse might even stop spinning for a second to marvel at the UNMITIGATED GALL

Cartoon by @dennisgoris.bsky.social

Nothing says happy birthday USA like imprisoning a Team USA Olympic athlete.

I had to double-check that this was a real Truth Social post by Donald Trump. It was. He’s completely unhinged. #TrumpIsUnhinged

The prediction markets are betting against me

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

Like Sinatra, I was also wrested into this cruel world by a doctor using ice tongs while smoking a Lucky Strike

The research by the Center for Strategic and International Studies (CSIS) estimates Russia has suffered 1.4 million casualties, including killed, wounded and missing soldiers – a stunning number that amounts to roughly 1% of the country’s population.

I got this into the Associated Press.

No ballads are sung of the mid-level career civil servant. No saga’s. No made for television movies. Our struggles are forgotten.

Ok, this is an elected representative. How can he be this stupid? It's been precedent for 150 years! 🤣🤣🤣😎

Thanks Guys #aen2028 #alfredeneumanforpresident

as a bald guy I should be able to use my HSA to buy cool hats

there were more people in my garage watching the World Cup last weekend

And on the fair’s first full day, a man was arrested and charged after witnesses saw him with his hands down his pants, vaping and filming the female performers in an acrobatic performance, according to court documents. -America at 250

First on CNN: DOJ directs US attorneys to prioritize prosecuting "birth tourism schemes"

You’d think it would be tough to keep naming your kids with “E” names by the time you got to number 7 but some people won’t stop.

Rosie Titties South Africa, Church of the Province of South Africa, Parish Registers, 1801-2004

If we were naming constellations today instead of Orion the Hunter we’d have Shaq endorsing Old Spice Body Wash.

Even though it would fit, the wordle is not going to be poopy.

On one of the musical stages, attendees heard a band play covers of Billy Joel and the Eagles, instead of seeing live performances from artists like Martina McBride, the Commodores and Bret Michaels.

“If you zoom in on the guitarist’s sunglasses you can see a crowd of less than a dozen people… the organizers appear to have recently deleted that image.” 😬 🕶️

A man recently died in Alabama from a heart attack while trying to discard his girlfriend’s body after fatally strangling her, according to authorities. Good morning!

A further indignity occurred when the corpse was lowered into the tomb. The corpse was too large for the space, and when attendants forced the body into the tomb it burst, spreading a disgusting odour throughout the church. So much for William the Conqueror.

[bravely] I think Hitler was bad

I started my own crypto coin and I’m keeping all of it so I’m retiring now

live view from the great american state fair

I have an impure thought and my social credit score drops

*person shooting me* “Not to worry, this is a ceasefire.”

For fifty years, fans, critics, and scholars have debated the meaning of the Eagles’ acclaimed 1976 recording “Hotel California.” Our new paper uses advanced AI analysis to finally reveal the hidden truth: it’s about what if there was a spooky hotel

US President Donald Trump warns Iran 'will no longer exist' if strikes continue

Rep. Tom Emmer says Somalis should ‘go the hell back to where they came from’

Former CIA analyst Christopher “Kit” Green had allegedly engineered a backdoor into 23andMe and Ancestry to screen users for a specific genetic variance linked to nonhuman beings.

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Local candidate for Lt. Governor

I still say the Twins city connect uniforms look like garbage.

PAULA WHITE: Nobody has stood up like you have stood up TRUMP: *sitting* *asleep*

“If Democrats win, Congress will do its job again” is a wild message from the current Speaker of the House

(CNN) — The US military conducted strikes on Friday against Iranian military targets around the Strait of Hormuz in response to Tehran’s Thursday attack against a commercial vessel near the key waterway, according to US Central Command.

Last night we had hundreds (2-300 estimated) of teenagers descend on our neighborhood at approximately 10:30 PM. And they were all headed down my street to the dead end for a house party. Just an amazing sight to behold. It was broken up 30 mins and one reported gunshot later by nine squad cars.

It looks like we found the Reflecting Pool vandal.

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."