Rebranding Brut aftershave to Bruh. Reach a new generation.

How many laundromat’s are on this fucking street even the last strip club is now a laundromat.

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

President Donald Trump said Saturday that he will send troops to Portland, Oregon, and to immigration detention facilities around the country, authorizing “Full Force, if necessary” and escalating a campaign to use the U.S. military against Americans that has little modern precedent.

Twins First Baseman Rich Reese finished second that year but is not pictured. I suppose because Olivia and Smith tied. Curious. #cardsky

Everyone in this water park is heavily tattooed, even the children.

This is a latter day loyalty oath event. Swear allegiance to rump or get out.

I will not speculate as to why someone brought a harmonica into work today, however, such is the case.

Morning walk

I would like some nicotine please, as a treat.

Sounds a little bit scary to me

Holy sheep shit somebody needs to remove the eBay app from my phone

youtu.be/Tu1RZaFnkKs?... I forgot about this. Fun fact about this genius "Sellers suffered eight heart attacks over three hours after inhaling poppers during sex"

Imagine you’ve been detained by ICE. No it’s worse than that- now you’ve been shot by some rando on a roof.

Just got shot. Bullet casings say "something that makes it look like antifa"

People are like dude. The rapture is coming. Yes. Less traffic. Less assholes. I don’t see a downside.

So can you buy ammo with messages already engraved on it? Seems like a business opportunity. “Say hello to my little friend.” IDK. Probably get sued for using that one.

Walked by the parks department having their annual picnic and it looked way more fun than any work party I’ve ever been to. Pallet Jenga? That’s awesome.

the rapture happened it's just no one qualified

the song of my people

Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell

Trump at U.N.: ‘Your countries are going to hell’

Survived the rapture; nobody left. Guess you can give up all your religious bullshit now.

Beano #410, May 27, 1950

Suicide Hotline beer coozies?

It’s a strange day when I’m drinking Tylenol for the resistance, but there you go- politics makes strange bedfellows as they say.

I hope there is a rapture today so all the dumb fucks get removed from America

Good luck tomorrow, gang!

Damn all the MAGA chuds are gumming up University Ave

White House says Tom Homan did ‘nothing wrong’ following reports he accepted a bag of cash

My son managed to splatter black ink all over his bedroom last night, to include the ceiling.

#MusicSky 🎧 #NowPlaying #QOTSA youtu.be/YunlITiI2TU?... Turnin' On The Screw 🖤 Queens Of The Stone Age

Great clip. About PhDs here on H1B’s that “create entire industries.”

RFK Jr. compares Kirk to Jesus Christ

Kim Jong Un says he has ‘fond memories’ of Trump

I turned off notifications for Peppa Pig. End of an era.

The strange duality of man

Tom Homan, who was later named President Trump’s border czar, was recorded in September 2024 accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash in an undercover F.B.I. investigation

People also ask Are the Vikings eliminated from the playoffs?

Life was simpler then. We’d drive by the State Fair grounds and argue whether the cows had two heads or three heads.

8 days door to door TTM. Can’t believe it. Thanks Bobby! And Happy 100th Birthday! #cardsky

How did I miss this?

Then he got mad at Karl.