You may hate the output that their prompts generated but you can't deny the planet-melting apocalypse that these mediocre productions are creating as we speak.

The nerd operating the computer, of course.

Are we going to ignore the claim that Doctor Who sells Ketamine? Was it Tom Baker... I hope it wasn't Tom Baker.

Need Another Seven Astronauts, Charlie Brown. Hey, Chuck... Why aren't you smiling? I just told you a joke. Maybe you wanted me to include a double-entendre, you sly dog!

@chiitan.love With the opening at-bat.

Notice: Chitan★ is on deck

Trump recently claimed that burning a flag could cause uncontrollable anger that could cause riots. The flag hitting the ground should at least be in apology territory for Trump.

Right... That's because libraries are awesome and we need more of them, not less.

I am old enough to remember when Intel Pentium processors couldn't handle floating point decimal calculations properly and now we just accept that AI will list McDonald's as an Italian restaurant on a restaurant recommendations dossier because corporations are dying to get rid of all human workers.

I know that Dan Savage says not to yuck on other people's yums, but I refuse to hold space for rule 34 porn involving video encoders and pregnancy fetishism.

A least woke opinion would be something that was very obvious to you and everyone around you believes to be true like"Life is difficult" or "Chocolate is delicious."

He's fine, folks. Just insert another 2 tokens, push the start button, throw a hoodie over him, and he can get back to continuing the genocide.

Aren't Weetabi (plural form) just a base for making marags? Just slide in a sausage casing, add lard and cook.

If I were in the White House Press Pool, I would ask every chance possible about whether Trump's diarrhea from the No Kings Protest video has subsided yet.

Leftists: These emails are pretty damning evidence of Trump's relationship with Epstein. Pedophile human traffickers shouldn't be in positions of power. Trump: I'll investigate Bill Clinton Leftists: Oh, no. Not the briar patch! Don't investigate the Clintons! Anything but that.

Is this because Cuomo was spotted molesting someone?

Oh no, one fewer person available to endorse a wishy-washy centrist Democratic Candidate for president.

In all honesty, this is the least shocking news I have read in weeks.

I never doubted that the Hawks would win tonight's Nippon Series game... Okay... I was worried for almost the whole game.

When they came for the Confederate Statues, the right said they were destroying American history. When they started destroying the White House, they said absolutely nothing because they don't care about United States of America and never did.

The president said that burning an American flag could be so upsetting as to cause a riot... What does destroying the White House do?

Hear me out... I have a brilliant idea for a Portland Banana Ball franchise for the 2027 season.

White guys when the Republicans get in power.

Every year, there are multiple meltdowns about what is happening at the Super Bowl. My personal opinion is my fellow Americans need to admit that football doesn't give them the joy it used to and they may want to pursue different hobbies. If Bad Bunny can ruin your enjoyment of the Super Bowl...

Recommended OOO Reply for Furloughed Government Employees. "Currently out of the office trying to get my BMI below 27. I'll probably be back in 6 years. Toodles, (Your Name) PS: Do you suppose that members of the National Parks get to care for Gummy Bears?"

Well-behaved hacks rarely make laughter.

I thought the right was against cancelling people for speech?

If only the dead guy were cancelled for making fun of the other dead guy and all those dead kids years ago then he'd be alive, his wife would still have a husband, his kids would still have a father, and a bunch of people on social media would still have jobs.

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Let's not and say "we didn't."

1. Not Corey Haim (Something Corey Feldman mentioned in an interview) 2. Not a prostitute.

You know his not finding Skyler on Hinge anymore means? CONGRATULATIONS ON YOU ENGAGEMENT, SKYLAR!

Man: It's that time of the election cycle where Cory Booker has to signal that he is not gay. Woman: Cory Booker is gay? Man: I don't know, but his advisors certainly want us to believe his is straight when primary talk starts heating up.

The recent rumor mill reminded me of this classic song about Daves www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvz...

Have they found Dave yet?

Tom Clancy's "The Feminist Mystique"

Please support one of the best comics publishers in the world - they're facing an existential threat. blog.fantagraphics.com/the-fantagra...

For the last time, I don't need a 16,500 yen Smeggin' toaster!

The Shimonoseki Kitakyushu Phoenix baseball team in Japan just announced they are bringing Banana Ball to Japan in the form of Crazy Ball starting on November 22nd 2025. I'm kind of excited about this, but I might not be able to make the opening game. #bananaball crazyball2025.sun.bindcloud.jp

When I see a helicopter I sometimes say, "It's a heel-o-copter airplane!" I also like saying "Kids come running for the great taste of (blank)" when I see a group of running kids.

Ned Flanders: Jesus Christ, what a pussy.

Heterosexuality: Where even the most vanilla acts are imbued with coded meaning because it's degrading.

RFK Jr is the Walter Freeman of the 21st century.

I checked the P-value in many child raising studies and 2.4 is the ideal number of abuse incidents needed to make a functional adult. 3 usually puts the child at genius talent levels but they typically die at around 27 years old.

If I were running for president, I would just toss these at rallies. I'm going to make America Good for Once, and if anyone tries to stop me I will make them go, "crunch." If anyone called my commentary a threat, I would just say, "Crunchy Peanuty Chocolate Goodness isn't a threat, it is a treat."

Dumb YouTube Video Idea: 3 Ninjas High Noon on Mega Mountain: Cursed Movie?

I wonder why fascism thrives when the current generation's idea of success is literally trying to "Dusty Finish" their way to the top of the heap rather than actually being good people or (at the very least) being good at anything?

This is probably what Jonah Hill should look like for making Allen Gregory.

During times like these, I feel compelled to say, "Our well-regulated militia strikes again."