so fucking cold in here. i'm busting out the big blanket

you cannot let twitter exiles bring over the practice of vagueposting. if someone quotes a post with "am i the only one seeing this" don't click on it. if someone quotes a post with "you'll never guess what she's replying to" don't fucking click on it

temps are way below freezing where's my snow? can a bitch have some snow?

seeing everyone's christmas art is so nice!! happy holidays!!!!!!!

if i found love i'd have nothing left to complain about. like my personal life is otherwise fairly easy-going. if all my needs were met i might fully turn into the type of guy who posts shit like "there's a Dang CHEETO in the White House!!" do we really want that to happen

i look up at the stars into the great dark beyond and there's no way we're alone out there. there's Santa, for one

idiot twins from idiot game

i've experienced few things more meaningful than cooking nice food for friends and with friends i think it's what life is truly about

some christmas isabelles from previous years!

i love every single one of you motherfuckers and i hope everyone is having a JOYFUL & SAFE holiday season

i'm gonna be brutally honest i'm thinking about kissing and chocolate milk and chocolate milk kisses

i put on a sweater so i'm no longer wokescold i'm wokeswarm now

i need a solid, peer-reviewed field of study on why people are batting for everything mean and shitty and stupid. i need an explanation for all the evil dumbass shit happening now. i need hard data. i don't know how i can keep trying to process all this by myself day after day

finally all caught up on pluribus. your social media posts can no longer harm me

on the first month of winter you put a tree inside your house. it's just what you do

from 2021

artists. you Have to qrt with your faces

the first thing i saw when i stepped outside was a wild rabbit scampering away 🥹 world is beautiful

i must not dwell upon such things. let's look at rabbits in the garden

thinking about kissing and hugging so fucking bad it's debilitating

new brunching friends loved my swag til they found out i named my daughter Raisinette

much as i must keep a kind heart always i must also maintain the hater in me. balance in all things

got into furry art before AI made everyone skeptical about new artists... holding on to my 2018 furaffinity gallery like exonerating low-background steel

you ever think about love haha. like how warm and safe it must feel to be one half of a whole. wowie it's gotta be so nice ///PEOPLE IN LOVING RELATIONSHIPS DO NOT INTERACT

[gutpunched so hard i puke] My ambergris!!

i have been working a lot lately. i think i would like a hug & some kind of banana drink thank you

(on my 93rd public vent post this month) i put on such a carefree cheerful facade how could anyone suspect the turmoil within

it's still outstanding to me that both "if you eat soy products the hormones will turn you into a WOMAN" and "let's all drink raw milk fresh out the cow teat" came from the exact same people

i will never ask someone out. i refuse to put another person in a situation

in a different admin i'd love to fly to the US to see my online friends at furry cons but for the time being there's just no way man

it hurts me greatly that updating my drivers can and often does harm my computer. i am doing the responsible healthy thing. i am trying to help you

the problem with visiting other countries is you come back with new food cravings that are unfulfillable without import taxes

employment slenderman: collect my wages

i get so much work done when i'm not spending my time worrying about dating. i should run away from my feelings more often

i say "aww hello :) !!" out loud to any critter i meet regardless of it understanding me or even having ears at all. a beetle. a newt. i don't give a shit. i said it to a mushroom once

we should get to vote on the Moon's gender each month

having a turkey sandwich in solidarity with my american friends

i am not "doing bad" i'm exploring the full range of my emotional gamut

MMO quests are always titled either "Um, little whelp here?" or "Onwards!: Driving A Stake Throu Deathwing's Juicy Ass"

self-sabotage isn't real i say stuff like "hey does this look infected?" on first dates as a genuine conversation topic

i hope you can forgive my behavior i never had a wife

i can be SWEET! or i can be SPICY. multiple medical explanations have been proposed for this phenomenon

it's international men's day! drew some of my boys!!

my posts are largely centered on how bad i want to kiss and be kissed because the alternative is to sink into insufferable doomposting about how increasingly evident it is that short of a butlerian jihad this might really be it for mankind

oh to grab someone's face and kiss them right on the lips and it makes a cartoon smooch pop sound

can't make posts like "I LOVE WOMEN" because then every reply is "but do women love you" and you can't be asking people something like that

i feel like falling asleep in someone's arms today

the goal is to maximize the amount of people on my feed who make me go "that's my friend whom i love" when i see them

(visibly doing fine) i'm fine.