gimping myself horridstyle by not revealing my location. do you know how much material you get when you can joke about your home country

have i "lost my zest for lively conversation" or am i finally learning to shut the fuck up

at the end of the day and i fail to feel weird about this as much as i probably should but the thing is i'd like to date someone incredible. legendary game devs and world-renowned artists hit my line

a little sad that when an ant dies the other ants don't go on to tell stories about it all they know is "home's this way 👉" or "let's get this fucker" or "GIRLS I'M SO SERIOUS STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THERE" or "GIRLS OMG YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. A WHOLE CUPCAKE"

aaaa i look at the patience and subtlety some people display in their work and in their life and i get a little envious

i actually refuse to find someone on my wavelength. imagine if there was two of me in the same place. they'd have to kill us both

why are people saying the new minions movie is good. am i gonna have to watch a minions movie. i've never done anything wrong to anyone

sai2 update... i can't find a changelog anywhere but i am hearing incredible things!... i am also hearing it has a lot of bugs so will not be updating yet. i'm excited tho

i'm about to perform a very annoying computer repair i've been putting off so you gotta cheer me on because i'm gonna have to be very brave for this

thing i'm proud of with my art is i've been relying less and less on post-processing and the colors kinda just come out like that

when i was a kid i got made fun of once for drawing the sunlight and the shadows going in opposite directions. anyway this still happens

animal encounters today: just-shorn sheeps with sleepy little lambs. tiny black frog i helped cross the road. rabbit with giant ears in the distance. loud crunch and splash i heard in the waterways and saw nothing but ripples; my theory is some kind of large fish surfaced and swallowed a bird whole

anyway and this is important: you have to kill the 4channer in your head

always telling myself i could easily look up anatomy refs when needed and then i find myself wanting to draw an armpit and i suddenly only have the mental wherewithal for google image search which is filled with clumsy doodles by people who have never seen a human being before

we need some kind of popular social/cultural movement about making things less stupid

i hate being sticky like this. can i waterproof my laptop. i would like to spend the rest of this heatwave in the shower. just constantly showering the whole time

i can do this all on my own. i m superman

i hate when a single nagging thought dominates my life for a while and turns me into the least interesting most one-dimensional person around. right now the single thought is It's fucking hott

making friends with grasshoppers and harvestmen

i'm already very not enjoying 28 degrees but it's gonna jump 10 more in a couple days... god have mercy

the other pride month is, of course, december, when you must don your gay apparel.

sun heat hitting my skull & breain like a single walnmut inside a pressure cooker. social media is the last place i should be rught now. im not even making these typos for funny factor howver will admit i am leaving them in on purpose

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got so blastfuck hot here i opened a chocolate bar and it was just liquid. i forgot they could do that

if i have ever interacted with you in any way i am so sorry. unless you derived something positive from the experience in which case pay me

in the yard with my segments. love my segments

:) :) 🌟✨🌈🩷

i like watching little birds in the yard bring a bug to their babies. sometimes they drop it. fucking idiots lmao

gmorning ily

i've burnt some bridges just by being a little too mopey on social media

once in a while i think about making a little furry game but it always ends up being more work than intended. earlier this year i made most of a tiny half-jokey "date panken" game but got 28 backgrounds in before i got lazy and also very embarrassed

i'm probably as self-aware as you can get before hitting the "actually self-aware" threshold

it feels very mean and haughty saying this but i'm gonna be deadass this was just transparently evident on day 1 simply from the nature of the thing

hope i see a bunny again soon... putting this here because strangely often i'll actually see one not long after wishing for it

girls don't go for me due to my big buff bara daddy build. sorry i mean because of my femmy little skinny twink figure. sorry i mean average moustached middle-aged salaryman physique. sorry i mean completely smooth completely hairless gnc humanoid standing 7 feet tall. & also bc i don't smoke weed

just woke up from a dream where i fell in love with and married a woman who was stupidly wealthy because her family invented a color (i think prussian blue?)

i like how having something off with my brain that makes me clueless & socially inappropriate also means i lack the self-awareness to tell just how bad i got it i think that's really clever & intuitive design

all in all i'm proud of the character growth i've undergone as an adult. such as overcoming my aversion for pineapple

city i live near is sooo nice there's so many pretty places and like 3 restaurants per inhabitant... i keep saying it but i need to take someone out on a date so bad

my stance is that for its complete disrespect of the craft pokemon is mostly dead to me but i also cannot abide the naked cynicism that seems to motivate every design decision in palworld

no yeah it slaps how you think you can just walk into our store and "purchase products" like i lowkey respect your candor (doing "let's kill this dipshit" hand motion at other employees)

under my presidency there will be no more video games

on happiness: something like 8 or 10 years ago i was often in a state of unblemished plenitude, being blessed with a career i loved. then some dating+breakup thing happened which felt bad personally, and MAGA+covid which felt bad humanly. i stopped feeling at peace. i still have the career mind you

i wish i'd stop making text posts but it's just so easy. they taught me to write to limit my power

"i'm naked under my clothes haha" well i'm not. under my clothes is more clothes. and under that even more. and deeper still? it's anyone's guess

we are building giant brains to solve all of mankind's problems such as resource scarcity 😀👍 [operating the giant brains accelerates resource scarcity] please save me giant brains

a beast!

i love the damselflies around here. like once in a while there'll just be a bunch of blue segments

thx for tolerating me 🤗 your continued presence is my sign to get worse