fent leaning on a unicycle

You have been observed by 𝒯𝒽ℯ 𝒸𝓊𝓇𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈 𝒸ℴ𝓌ℴ𝓇𝓀ℯ𝓇

what’s up bro

i passed a guy who was fent walking in a crosswalk today and lowkey got jealous. he seemed so free

topster thing

sometimes people say stuff to me & i want to tell them that they should never say words ever again

i’m using the mind laser

kinda crazy that if you’re a women with autism everyone thinks you’re a horrible frigid bitch

they should just build skyscrapers in the middle of nowhere for no reason who cares

what the hell sorta name is grizelda anyway

saying stuff like this is not suitable for a warrior when my wife buys me whorish dresses

meme people meme people

RETVRN your overdue books to the library

you think laws will save you from sasquatch?

falling down the stairs & a bunch of freaky worms crawl out of my orifices to heal my life threatening wounds

Just walked past a tweaker spray painting a toy gun black. You love to see it

shrug my life

"I can't die now." --quote from man dead

if i had a roommate i would probably commit murder

my abominable chud son

turbo mutant AIDS

first wedding dance to "two little hitlers" by elvis costello

person in front of me at the dispo had a purse full of tv remotes, tried to pay with batteries & then proceeded to spill her drink everywhere, tried to purchase a bong with $1.60 & then asked to use the phone

can I have one that says "do not talk to me. I will kill myself"

anglerfish would be a beautiful name for a girl

legit don’t think i’ve heard a 10/10 album come out since caligula’s horse dropped in contact

she pet my sounds

DISEASE VICTIM

the orb is coming

"Nothing can stop me now" I whisper, moments before the slightest thing stops me.

idek how to get started. clean installing in a safe location? creating a new steam library? you might as well ask me to fix a car engine

there should be a nerd exchange website. i should be able to do someone’s philosophy or lit homework for them & in exchange they mod fallout new vegas for me

it's what he would have wanted

jacking off at a funeral

DISEASE VICTIM

getting in a matrix style fist fight with a 75 year old homeless chinese man behind denny’s

Every time I order this, I call it a 9/11 and the cashier sighs and corrects me that it’s 9-1-1

citizen’s arrest implies the existence of citizen’s prison

i think they should let bioware make a fallout game eventually. i just want to see how that would end up

never understood people that thought this was going to cause some far right insurgence. though i was also wrong thinking it would be completely forgotten about in 3 weeks.

anton chigurh: heads or tails. you must chose. me: is that a Prince Valiant cut? anton: yeah it used to have more volume me: you want to use something light on it, no silicone-heavy washes and of course... both of us (laughing): blow dry from the roots! me: alright heads anton: it's tails

can we get kotor 3 now

the next fallout isn’t going to be new vegas 2 it’ll likely take place in chicago i think

fountains of wayne self titled is incredibly beach boys esque in the best way

They Might Be Nephilim

THE ACKROOMS

no one will ever convince me that video games aren’t a solo activity

honestly rate yourself looks: 4/10 creativity: 6/10 humor: 6/10 mental health: 3/10 empathy: 3/10 patience: 4/10 social skills: 4/10 irl. 1/10 via text memory: 3/10 rank: 2/10 courage: 2/10 firepower: 5/10 skill: 4/10