Im being targeted by aliens

one of my neighbors does nothing but sit in his car all day smoking meth & drinking soda

kotor is one game i hope nobody remakes because they would 100% fuck up the turn based combat

If I were a magician I would reveal all my secrets and then kill myself

nellie

movin to the country gonna destroy 420,000 peaches

belmont posting

melatonin dreams will have you stranded in the middle of a zombie apocalypse where the village elder steals your cellphone & you have to let a 50 year old woman sexually harass you on video to get it back

the way i’ve been absorbing the life from every fetus in the womb that crosses my path 😂

punching a hole in your ceiling & pulling out an entire rotisserie chicken

hanging out at the bus stop knowing damn well the carnivorous alien eggs forcefully implanted into my pancreas are about to hatch any minute

I have a strange relationship with boredom.

i think there are approximately 6000 species of alien & i don’t think we should go to space because it’s stupid

i could probably fight 2 or possibly even 3 100 year old men at the same tim

During my drug years, I briefly experimented with college.

Interesting delights to fascinate the mind

lunges at you but my shadow touches the exact spot where i died in a past life & i instantly transform into a beautiful multicolored mosaic of molten ash

the grand orb

Top 3 Facts About Human Juveniles 1) Susceptible to wolf attacks 2) Susceptible to leopard attacks 3) Susceptible to crocodile attacks

raising my hand to ask the waiter if i can go to the bathroom

ㄥ9

i don’t understand suicide boys. like bro three 6 mafia, frayserclick & lil slim did all that way better 30 years ago

i keep confusing gavin newsom with the singer from bush & if he ever becomes president everyone is going to think i’m retarded

i saw an alien having sex with a ghost behind mcdonald’s

authorities believe suspect may have been radicalized by reading snakeroot tweets about various shit

that shit had me couch locked saying woah mama

(finish) ⬆️ ❤️ ❤️

hell yea

saying 67 to a stray cat

randall flagg makes no sense. i thought he was like a cross between the joker & judge holden but he crucifies a guy for sniffing coke. dude just seems to embody whatever king subjectively thought of as “bad” so he’s constantly fluctuating between satan & mussolini

salvia taught me that we all live inside of a grain of rice

i had a clear view of the end of the alley but that didn’t stop a mysterious vehicle piloted by a faceless static man from materializing instantly & almost running me over

i should take molly & pace around chain smoking blunts & cloves this weekend

6………7

does anyone know why i’m a soulless husk being that keeps fading away

tibetan poop demon

I’ve decided to become a concept

Hard times create rock men, rock men create large boulders, large boulders the size of small boulders completely block east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd

six seven :)

The animals are leaving

i had a dream i was at some sort of club & they were blasting that steven seagal me wan da poonani song

idk how to talk to people

r/smalldickproblems wherer is it whered it go hkelp somnebody help i can't fidn my dpnehise !!!!! Help !!! Heloep!!!!!helppp!!!;:&

trump: what if the fish were born with the breading already on them rubio, wearing a 2 sizes too small dress from amazon: *adjusting panties* mrrrrmph rfk junior, tearing the flesh off of a failed eunuch advisors face with a giant protruding claw: ܠܐ ܡܫܟܚ ܐܝܬ ܗܘܐ ܒܗ ܡܫܚܐ ܕܙܪ̈ܥܐ ܐܢܬ ܗܝܦܟܐ ܣܟܠܬܐ

charlie kirk just walked past my house