Like this tweet if dracula’s reign will last forever

going to the store soon, probably tomorrow -the swag ronin

first E shot award

if u care about shit and you suck at it you should just give up so you can look cool and mysterious

R u guys enjoying the 5 year period where everybody pushes every limit to make everything as bad as it can possibly be

When new waves of people used to sign up for this website we would make jokes like ‘welcome newskies! If this is your first day on bluesky you must murder your father and have sex with your mother’ but now we just hunker down in silence sharpening logs for our palisade

squeezing my skull until my eyes pop out & walking around in traffic

they just preheated your ass in oven chat

i was subjected to medical misconduct due to my intersex condition & abnormal mental capabilities & i would like a gold encrusted check of one million dollars @rfk-junior.bsky.social

virtually all of my problems boil down to the fact that i’m an autistic intj tranny

Discourse on my pornography app again?

what is my friend from my dream that lives in airport hangar doing rn

this* and a blunt** *shitty watered down coffee **even more shitty watered down coffee

people usually get sick of talking to me when they realize i’m a dark wizard born in an hourglass

i’ve been not

my name is demon insane & i’m normal

i want a datura vape @billnye

can i enter your mind

darkness she is all i see bro

beefing with my chick while i’m impaled

waves of maggots drenched over the beach of feces that businessman dig holes in

28 is the new 67

i don’t like how time works i can only remember the future

i have havana syndrome & i’m going to scromit all over your valuables

i have full ass human doses of injectable estrogen in my apartment & i’m going to biohack myself

being in your 20s is retarded

impression of a person prompted for novel interaction outside of social constructs where they specifically set aside time to meet new people: uhh excuse me?

i’ve never met a person outside of a institution where people are forced into interacting with each other

If you know what sex is you are porn-brained

i’ve never been friends with a woman

listen

sitting in public eating an apple like it’s a pussy

Glory to the vanguard

some guy was just walking around on my block waving a huge communist flag for no reason

i don’t get why everyone talks to babies they don’t understand they don’t even know what english is. nobody talked to me as a baby & i turned out so normal

The Piss of Doctor Shit

Did anyone lose their staff?

bills should not be named things like the "Kids Online Safety Act". bills should be named things like, kevin

my doctor says i don’t drink enough water & i need iron infusions & an anti depressant

my doctor asked me about my social life

my downstairs neighbor is always using his device

2026 i am going to make the world a worse place

grok raped twitter so hard i get more engagement on here now

the skibidi sun has vanquished the rizzless night