FUCK GROUND NEWS 🖕

my eyes roll to the back of my skull so fuckin hard everytime i hear a "Let me explain" in an annoying ass youtube voice

Warframe is evil (why my Hex won't ever forget)

Max Payne aint shit

people must understand that i am objectively funny if you ever think i'm not making any sense, expressing a stupid opinion or annoying look within because you simply must not be getting the joke

STREAMERS I BEG OF YOU Before losing your shit at people telling you your audio levels are out of whack understand that even if the audio channel looks balanced in your lil OBS thingy IT IS FUCKIN RELATIVE TO YOUR OTHER CHANNELS IF YOUR GAME AUDIO IS LOUD IT DONT MATTER THAT YOUR MIC LOOKS FINE

the success of long form essay videos is simply from the fact that they are long enough to be good candidates to be chosen to be put in the background and make people feel smart not much to do with interest or people's capacity to think deeply about anything i'm the smartest boy in the land

the GabeCube

i want cube

jokes never have to make sense. you can just say things if they sound funny to you

people are totally overblowing the negative effects of having totally sycophantic relationships most popular streamers are totally well adjusted down to earth individuals.

yeah I play warframe or whatever

Ligma to Sigma A zig a zig ahh

working on becoming well-adjusted to a deeply sick society 💪🏻

getting better at shrimply closing the tab instead of, as an empath, suffering through listening to someone that plays video games for a living crashing out and going in an endless whining spiral about some bullshit no one can do anything about but themselves/pity farming 😇

wanted to skeet that last night but was logged out on my phone wtf is up with symmetry it's so fuckin weird how we all got two arms and legs and organs and shit if you think about it

yeah i'm a lobbyist

being neurodivergent is [insert most relatable experience ever] proceed to farm updoots from all people that got made to feel to be apart of a special group real diverging motherfuckers be posting shit absolutely no one can relate to or give a fuck about y'all all just be converging fr everyday ong

guy that commits complete financial suicide for a streamer to go "heey uuuh... idk how the fuck to pronounce your fucked up name but thanks for the subs"

peak skate roleplay happening rn

started roleplaying as a concerned citizen calling the cops on hooligans in skate. kind of getting out of hands

yeah i skate.

@cockremover.bsky.social is the vaccine to the rising issue of AI telling us to kill ourselves if you think about it mods are antivaxxers

went to the warframe discord spoiler chat to participate and share theories because i'm a freak and got met with the absolute peak "NUH HUH BECAUSE DE SAID SO" and people shutting shit down because it don't match their very narrow and simple interpretations of what's going on in game fun

the psychological anguish caused to the millions of people in communication with her by this suspension is greater than any possibly provoked by Emma™'s actions #FreeEmma™

i am such eepy kill me

based

get it twisted video game streamers have no valid video game opinions they play too much video games like it's their jobs or something

some odd choices they made for this metal gear Δ snake eater remake video game

bluesky mention

This doesn't pass the Ligmus test

mods, tear this guy apart limbs from limbs

haven't really been on twitter in the year of our lord 2025 but just caught myself having a negative reaction at the sight of a verified user badge here maybe they should look more different

not the meta cum stained glasses

other type of disgusting warframe player is the ones that have a big ego in having a build (prably copied from the internet) that allows them to kill enemies before you and get pissy about "doing all the work" when you know you could easily solo the mission without them there aswell

I operate on a momentous memetic scale most cannot even begin to conceive of

having an argument in my head with a disgusting speedrunning warframe player i saw telling a slower player to be faster because "some of us have jobs" like don't pressure someone into playing the game like it's their second job then fokin chill you're literally the scourge of the game

We get it, you vape

Labubu tags confirmed in Battlefield 6

you're basically a detestable worm when you're asleep if you think about it

you can just cyberbully people, nobody is going to stop u

meow?

get it twisted good posture is a myth you naturally sit exactly right according to your physiology

think fast

Cat enrichment time

I was a primary school arts teacher in the early 80s. Every year I had my students make sculptures from asbestos. We didn't know back then that it was carcinogenic. Ironically, the children mostly made ashtrays for their parents.

new hat for the cat #warframe #ilseweaver