“Well, Mr.Bond. You are quite the tough cookie! But maybe not as tough as you think… HENCHMEN! REMOVE MR. BOND’S SHOES!!”

For those who may want to get behind this down on his luck comedy legend- youtube.com/@colbert?si=...

I'm not the world's most intelligent guy Sometimes I just sit, and wonder why It takes a lot of money and a telephone Rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long

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I met God and she has huge naturals

Finally! 💚 #TMNT #NowReading #Comics @idwpublishing.com

Humidity today is too much. 🥵

Take a deep breath. It is not 2026. It is 1999. You have watched forty movies in the last two years about extinction level comets colliding with the earth. You are in the throes of a queer awakening. Your weirdest neighbor has bought a portable toilet for when the world ends New Year’s Day.

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If I had $800,000 dollars to throw away, I can think of so many better ways to spend it than targeting vulnerable minorities. What is with these rich freaks and their desire to hurt others?

i genuinely thought this was a photoshop, scrolled past this several times and just didn’t think it was real at all its so insane lmfao

Eternally relevant:

I once trotted the Nat Turner fact in a conversation about white supremacist violence snd even my colleagues were like “what the fuck, Flowers.” Y’all don’t know the depths of the depravity of colonizers.

Let’s Support American Patriot @RepDonBeyer Who Like Many Of Us Have Relatives Buried In The Sacred Ground Of Arlington National Cemetery! Unlike Draft Dodger Trump Who Will Do Anything To Preserve His Damaged Legacy!

Cameron Park Zoo in Waco TX has a new black-footed cat kitten (Felis nigripes). It's exploring grass for the 1st time here. This species is the smallest wild cat in Africa, but with the highest hunting success (~60%). They eat 1/6th their body weight in rodents & birds every night.

Can’t, I’m sorting my scrolls

Guys, if I go to all the trouble of faking my own death and you run into me in a remote seaside village years from now please try to be chill about it.

You have to tell me if you’re currently embroiled in a jet ski chase through the canals of Venice

0 Dollar start. Attempt one The Sims www.twitch.tv/erinsifer #TheSims #Erinsifer #PC #ForScience

Abbie with the crack on Ahkila’s bag! #TheOGs

Rhodney getting all the flak today. #TheOGs

Ahkila sent it down the line!! #TheOGs

WORLD DRACULA DAY #WorldDraculaDay

Not hot or funny but an unsettling and inhuman sounding “hello” from the dark tree line

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🚨"RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET"🚨 ICE agents continues to push peaceful protesters onto oncoming traffic outside the Delaney Detention Center. WATCH LIVE ⬇️ @JordanChariton & @JonFarinaPhoto

Congrats on the win, Abbie. You earned that. #TheOGs

You knock a ball, Abbie! #TheOGs

Peter! We talked about this!!!

Damn it, Allen!! What was that?! #TheOGs

The best Rube Goldberg Machines have Dominos.

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I spoke to Entertainment Weekly about House of the Dragon Season 3 and the epic battle that kicks things off! ⚔️🏴‍☠️ ew.com/house-of-the...

Los Angelenos, it appears this Spencer Pratt person is a real piece of shit, maybe don't vote for him for your mayor.

J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️ 🎥 MLB

Holy fuck. Haley Atwell on #RIVALS?!?!?! My poor pants.

I've been a grump-puss all day so come and hang out in chat while we play some dungeons and dragons with @dndpodcast.bsky.social !!! Going live soon (8.40 pm eastern) twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Kane Parsons says his priority is to tell more stories in the 'Backrooms' universe • Either in more films or a series • He also plans to continue releasing YouTube projects (via Indie Wire)

I'd let her kill me. #kerrigan #QOB #starcraft

The Locomotion by Kylie Minogue

“I know we’re in a time when we need renewable energy, but why on our root grounds? Why on critical migratory corridors for hawks, for sage grouse and the deers?” asked Elaine Harvey, a watershed manager at the Columbia River Inter-Tribal Fish Commission and a member of the Yakama’s Kamíłpa Band.

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Ghostbusters: Answer the call.