been blowing my nose all day, this shit sucks. Haven't been sick in what feels like forever

It is being reported on the ground in Cuba that everyone on a ventilator at this hospital died overnight. As a Cuban, I'm devastated.

What!?

While I grant this take is a bit accelerationist-pilled, I kinda love this move from Trump, as I struggle to think of a more effective way of torching what little public support ICE has at this point.

🔸Spokesperson of the Central Headquarters of Hazrat Khatam al-Anbiya: ➤“Following previous warnings, if Iran’s fuel & energy infrastructure is attacked by the enemy, all energy, information technology, & desalination infrastructure belonging to the U.S. & the regime in the region will be targeted.”

what are we doing here

Always the best: "Sam suffered from Lewy Body Dementia for several years. As per Sam’s wishes, there will be no memorial service. In lieu of flowers, his family asks for donations to be made in his name to either Hero Initiative, Comic Book Legal Defense Fund, or the Lewy Body Dementia Association."

Afroman inexplicably being a chud is the perfect encapsulation of how politics in the US is designed to cook your brain

This is a very significant development. "Khamenei outlined three concrete demands, each with a defined timeline: a rapid U.S. military withdrawal from the Middle East, a full rollback of sanctions within 60 days, and long-term financial compensation for economic damages." t.me/RezistanceTr...

🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵

I am unfortunately a victim of Casey. I have had to 100% Selaco as I desperately await the next chapter. Just noticed they have a beta coming up for it so I can't wait to fall back into it.

he just lost a lawsuit, a jury ruled he had mislead twitter investors and may owe them an enormous amount per share, so he's now leaning to, wow i'm such a based father who is not absent and has over 20 kids, please Trump bail me out

I read this assuming Saxon was the baby he drags around the White House. This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.

ME: Hi, I'm back. DR. ROBBY: This is Mike. He's in every week with a new penis injury. ME: No, just a stomach ache today. I think I ate some bad shrimp. RESIDENT: There's blood pouring down his pant leg. ME: That's not my penis. I have an open Ziploc bag of blood in my pocket. DR. ROBBY: Pants him.

He does this a lot and it's very much intentional

CNN’s Harry Enten: “John Fetterman's had a 108 pt drop in his net approval with PA Dems since 2023. His net rating is -40 pt net approval with them. His net popularity with his own party is worse than all senators who lost a primary this century. There's no historical analog to his unpopularity.”

Probably a mistake to organize your country in such a way where the president basically has nearly unlimited power irt foreign policy but is pretty much fucked on creating any and all domestic programs or reacting to economic issues without getting 75+% of voters on board huh.

this and a cold beer

lumo no

lol just when you thought Search couldn't get worse

anyway for those of you who are only spiritually - but not technically - 38 years old, please enjoy the height of 2005 internet culture

this never ended badly before, let's do it again

I have said this before and will say it here: if, for God knows whatever reason, you have not seen this clip before, you may think you are ready for what occurs but you are not youtu.be/K2_SvX4PEbU?...

this is like a fake propaganda trailer from a Verhoeven movie, lmao

Say what you will about Chuck Norris, he got to spar with Bruce Lee in the fucking colosseum.

Some notable large accounts reposting this dogshit (and inaccurate) imperialist propaganda

Israel is still destroying Palestine. Israel is bombing Iran Israel has displaced over a million Lebanese people We are helping them do all of these things. If you don’t understand why a US climate organization would want to stop this, you’re not very good at connecting dots.

during Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil of all days?

Greta Thunberg went "we need to save the climate" then thought about it for a few years and went "climate change is caused by capitalism, and to fight climate change effectively you need to dismantle capitalism" and some people need to make the same mental journey she did

‘Some yelled “Alba-tizi” after him, a play on the PM’s name, combining it with the colloquial Arabic word for buttocks.’ 🔥

I tried like 30 mins of Mirrors Edge Catalyst and it just made me want to boot up the original.

Turns out people who want to be reality stars are terrible people

not that it means much but the schadenfreude of watching other right wing leaders deal with the head of the global right wing… it’s delicious

Israel’s Ministry of Diaspora Affairs recommended barring New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani's wife, Rama Duwaji, from entering Israel or any of the occupied Palestinian territories it controls, citing her social media activity. Duwaji has never expressed interest in going to Israel.

Blaring depression indicator: They're doing Iraqi Dinar 2.0 on the meme stonk subreddit.

Leaving aside the blow this would be to our democracy & civil society, the collapse of USPS would likely destroy the US economy & US businesses. No regular business can afford to double their shipping expenditures by using a private service. It won’t happen. They’ll all just go out of business.

Just one giant ongoing crash out

lmao Mindy Isser!? Haven't seen that name in a hot minute

It is telling of American self conception that Pearl Harbor is universally regarded as an underhanded, wicked and unjustifiable crime against the rules of war while our surprise attack on Iran is just a smart strategy we naturally employed to defeat a vile foe

union is when beer

“Congress should conduct a full and bipartisan investigation into this”, sorry but that’s impossible. What you need is an wholly partisan investigation with the power & willingness to destroy these people, which you’re not going to get until 2028 (and even then, only if Democrats completely change).

The UK is a strange and wonderful land

It's so funny degen gamblers live in this fantasy where making bets is like being the president in an alien invasion movie.

I feel like we are only seeing the tip of the iceberg in terms of fucked up corrupt shit this administration is pulling

Daily Fuck You Fetterman

these guys have taken magical thinking to a new level. "if we just say stuff, that makes it happen" is just how he dealt with covid. then we spent two years digging graves.

Someone patched GIMP to look and feel exactly like Adobe Photoshop. Same keyboard shortcuts. Same tool layout. Same everything. It's called PhotoGIMP and it's free.