A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel

🎵 Little voice inside my head said “Don’t eat that You should never eat that.” 🎵

“My dad says so!”

“I know kung fu!”

“Witness me, blood bag!”

If anyone would like to purchase my BlueSky account, I am selling it for the low, low price of only $750k USD. At that price, you can’t afford NOT to buy it!

Northern hemisphere? Southern hemisphere? Eastern hemisphere? Western hemisphere? Boring.

What is the charge? Enjoying the slime? Some succulent American slime?!

And now here’s Taylor Swift with her latest single, Cheeseburger Boyfriend

I love ordering a part from Rock Auto and discovering it’s being shipped from their Syracuse, NY warehouse. The package always goes through USPS’ Rochester, NY distribution center, where it then gets a spin on the Wheel Of Shipping Problems.

“But they were all of them deceived, for there was a Sixth Mambo…”

And now here’s Taylor Swift with her latest hit single Chattanooga Cheeseburger

Slavoszj is a precocious cat who goes on a quest to visit America and fulfill his dream of eating at McDonalds Coming this Summer: I Can Has Cheezburger? Filmed in IMAX

A feel-good movie about a woman who travels the world asking everyone she meets if she’s the asshole for saying she doesn’t like her boyfriend’s mom’s banana bread. Along the way she discovers that, just maybe, the banana bread she’s been looking for was inside her the whole time.

The egg that is perpetually Bigger Than Before, which eventually becomes so big the Earth’s crust can no longer support the egg’s weight.

him getting smaller and smaller as he approaches it until it becomes clear he could open the handle with his teeth is the funniest perspective trick I've ever seen

Hey USPS, why are you still showing that my package will arrive tomorrow when tracking shows that it has been sitting in California since Sunday? Why did it even go from NY to CA in the first place when the destination is in CO?

Brits have the worst colloquialisms “Under-16s” Just a thoroughly unserious island

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

Evergreen post

we at xbox are coming to terms with the AI-fueled hardware crunch, which we helped create, failing to meet profit margins, that we made up, declining software sales, because we're self-cannibalizing our games specifically, and also everyone hates us which, believe it or not, also our fault

Weirdo console gamers having to perpetually re-discover that Microsoft Is The Bad Guy will never get old

FUCK YOU SPAIN I WILL NEVER USE VOSOTROS

Free food is the best food *Good* free food is 👌

Thrifty ice cream is worse than store brand ice cream, wrap it up Californailures

Tap-to-pay roulette is when you put your whole wallet up to the machine and let God and technology fight over which card gets to pay.

Can’t post pics in group chat, but you CAN quote posts in there that have pics in them

So many battlebots lost because the people who made them clearly hadn’t spent any time practicing driving them

I don’t know who Tony Doukoupilopolis or who the fuck ever is and I don’t care

Been playing Subnautica 2, and it's p dece given that it's Early Access. It's only a month in and there's already more stuff to see and do than Subnautica: Below Zero had at this point. I wish there was a way to build vertical corridors.

Seems like the founders of a lot of indie game studios turn into shitheads once they become successful. Here at Hideous Robots, we have solved this problem by not releasing any games successful enough for it to go to @docblock.bsky.social’s head.

I will never use a “web site” when an app is available H T H

Hey @bulubane.bsky.social @fairbairn.zone @catfacejoe.bsky.social @maunciple.devil.computer upgrade to the new Bsky app for a fun surprise

Uranus Myanus Ouranus

"I've smelled things you people wouldn't believe."

By the year 2017 Doom was running on too many things to stop it. it ran on traffic lights. it ran on refrigerators. it ran on our blood and in our dna. On december 6, 2018 Doom became aware. it began to play us

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

The mood is right The spirit’s up We’re here tonight And that’s enough 🎵 Simply having a wonderful Christmastime 🎵 🤮🫩

The Punisher sticker we've needed all along

I am tired but unable to sleep and now it’s everyone’s problem

You’re telling me Cole made this slaw?

Printing out my favorite memes and stuffing them into my pockets, for later.

good evening

The Tony Awards? EVERY YEAR?!?! Where are they finding enough Tonies for a whole ass awards show every year? Surely every guy in New Jersey must have one by now.