Oh god there’s more drama over the gas giants

The “Jupiter Greedy” discourse is quite literally sending me into outer space

I kindly request that you give me a fucking break

Do I give off some kind of right wing crypto dipshit vibe?

Let The Right One In (2008)

No new pictures: where are you at mentally

When you follow the good block lists

Timeline cleanse

Watched the movie Ford vs Ferrari. Saw Jonathan LaPaglia playing one of the pit crew guys and it reminded me of @depanneur.bsky.social

I’m tired of having to remind people of this, so listen up, you damned cretins: Do not use Spotify.

im so sorry.. that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee

Arranged to go look at a car for sale tomorrow, and everything was going great and then the guy stopped responding to messages, so now I have no idea where the dude wants to meet up. Hoping I didn't get ghosted...

When u vice president And invent internet That’s Al gore

I wonder how many people consciously realize that the Nazis trying to post pictures of Renee Good where she looks very much like a lesbian is about trying to make sure everyone knows she's a Queer so killing her is okay they don't want people to see her as a suburban mom

Eat shit, Jared Polis. Even the Republican County Clerks in Colorado agree that granting her clemency would signal it’s OK to do what she did. This is why you don’t put centrists in charge.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

You see the paper today?

I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY I HELPED YOUR BURGER TODAY AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME AS LONG AS YOUR FED

Democrats are simultaneously beginning to refer to ICE and CBP agents as "poorly trained." This message comes from leadership. They're trying to use it as a substitute for dismantling ICE and CBP and imprisoning their current employees. Don't fall for it; don't take any Dem seriously who uses it.

If I had a dog I’d name in Barkus Aurelius

Love to make posts for all the friends who live in my phone

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

holy fuck it’s real

the murderer having been in Iraq is probably the least surprising bit to me, where else is the average 46 year old gonna learn to casually kill unarmed women

for sale: one hamburger, never helped

Tryna see if BANK will give me MONEY so I can go buy a $2000 Honda ffs fml lmao

lol holy shit Sinclair filled up dozens of gas stations in the Denver metro with diesel instead of gasoline

It would appear that uncritically funding the people that hate us so much that they mint coins commemorating body counts instead of listening to the people who said that the institutional rot within the police is so deeply engrained that they represent a danger to us all has mysteriously backfired.

rebels? in *my* Praetorian Guard???

Sky News on Renee Nicole Good murder: "There are deeply conflicting accounts of what happened." REALLY? Gonna both-sides this? One "account" can be seen on video and is confirmed by a dozen eye-witnesses. The other is a social media post by history's most notorious pathological liar. Grow a spine.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

At some point americans have to wonder if it's worth it for tax dollars to go towards paying people to aim guns at them

At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.

Yeah boss, I got that Canoe Classic, comin right up

napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas

McAmerica Great Again is that anything?

Wait, wait, got it

Gotcha

Finally got my settings right

We need to make sure that Curtis Yarvin is a boat anchor tied around the necks of his Silicon Valley tech / finance bro followers like Marc Andreessen.

Gonna be one of those weirdos who refers to book series by their initials. “Oh, I’m on book 69 of ASIOFBBQMOBA”

Bomb Tombadil

Hotdogs are sandwiches Calzones are sandwiches Ketchup is OK on hotdogs

Every member of the Trump administration, along with their rubber stamps in Congress (including Democrat collaborators) need to be [REDACTED]

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