Milky WAP

The Democrats never came to terms with the fact that a huge swath of the Clinton wing of the party, up to and including the Clintons themselves, is deeply, unapologetically racist. All of these guys should be considered dead weight for any party that actually wants to build a multi-ethnic coalition.

I would add PEOPLE WHO PRETEND THE COMPUTER WAS ACCOUNTABLE SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR WHATEVER THEY PRETEND IT WAS ACCOUNTABLE FOR.

The degree to which a lot of right wingers have made this show a load-bearing part of their personalities is hard to overstate. Anyone wondering why right wingers still support Trump needs to understand: the GOP's favorite show is about a deranged bully and his cadre of murderous lunatics.

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫

I don't always make the best decisions, but I make the best ones I can given what I know and the circumstances at the time. And Surprise! There may be things factoring in that you weren't aware of, or hadn't considered, or had *conveniently* forgotten about *yet again*!

Lunch sketch

LOL looks like the screen on my phone is broken No, not cracked glass. The screen itself seems broken. Black with the occasional flash or white line. Just FML

Well no wonder I overslept!

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

this is the future liberals want

Lord help me, for I am trapped at work and beset upon by the kind of tourists who wear sports jerseys.

Country girls make do City girls make don’t

Saw the term performative rurality used recently and it's so good

Watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and it's... ok Just ok.

Not even the Nintendo Switch and Switch 2 are safe from SHODAN, with the critically acclaimed System Shock remake COMING SOON to both platforms! 🤖

It's that time of year where we are reminded that the only people on the planet who like candy corn are those who are pure of heart and god's favorite angels on earth

Yes, Elon bad, etc etc etc, but people like Peter Thiel and Marc Andreessen are IMHO a bigger threat and should be dealt with sooner rather than later.

Watched K-Pop Demon Hunters and it's p dece

It is Weyounsday, my dudes

“Why are the US armed forces and US law enforcement so enamored with Nazi symbolism?” asked the Liberal Journalist who was just born yesterday

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

Glad they got this nazi guy before he could pull a Fetterman. The senate isn’t big enough for two Fettermen. Imagine another cranky adult man dressed for a continental breakfast at the Ramada, edglorded up in the corner, coming up with new ways to breathe loud.

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: so much of the startup culture / tech grindset bullshit is just stunted SV techbros trying to extend/recreate the dorm experience they had at Stanford.

Strapped to a Meta Exsanguination Slab for my 16hr shift, I ask “how many more litres to earn the Bali vacation?” I feel the opioid dose increase. “You already went,” the AI assures me. “Look how much fun you had.” My ocular implants show a photo of me on a beach. “Oh yeah,” I reply, drifting off.

TOO CLOSE FOR MISSILES, SWITCHING TO TURDS!

Tell your friends.

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

now that's a real ass trust and safety team

This is the money puss, repost for more money and/ or puss (or don't, nothing is real, Sundays are scary) #artsky

Ring ring ring ring Ring ring ring Diarrhea plane Poop poop pee poo poop poop

“I’m President Trump and I’m shitting all over the country! Wait, no, that’s not what I meant.”

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's a Subaru BRAT

One of the many things I respect about BLADE (1998) is that his origin story is 1.5 minutes of dialogue-free cold open and a handful of lines later in the movie

Do not go gentle into that good night. Put on an inflatable frog suit and rage against the dying of the light.

I want to thank everyone for helping me with this, from the bottom of my heart. Over $1100 raised 🤯😱 I'm caught up on my payments, and have put the rest towards paying down the debt. THANK YOU! 🥰

This is currently just shy of $1200, and I’m beyond grateful to everyone who’s donated and RT’ed. I don’t have the words for how thankful I am…

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

The Maize Runner A bunch of teenagers are trapped in a corn maze, and it’s a government conspiracy

It is Weyounsday, my dudes

What if the camera pulled back and he was just flying like there’s nothing under his feet. Or running super fast like a bug